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I sharted literally 2 minutes ago.

  • 06-01-2012 9:51pm
    #1
    Broads.ie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 397 ✭✭


    It's a horrible feeling, luckily I sharted while I was in the bathroom so the bogroll was close to hand.

    Has anyone here ever sharted outside of the home? Jesus I can't imagine the terror.


Comments

  • #2
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Terror?

    Yeah it would frighten the sh!te out of you, ironically enough.


  • #3
    Namlub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    I'm literally dying


  • #4
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    The only shame in it is that you seemingly felt the need to ever ever tell anyone that you did that. Make a topic about poo. FFS. :(


  • #5
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Forget bogroll you amateur, hop in the shower!


  • #6
    Fishooks12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,318 ✭✭✭Fishooks12


    no you didn't


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  • #7
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Nearly, on Christmas morning no doubt when all the family were havin breakfast, and a feed of Guinness from the night before started to announce itself.

    I upped and waddled to the jax to unleash a christmas stocking worth of pudding into the can.

    I didn't shart but had I waited a minute longer there would have been a mess.


  • #8
    slippy wicket
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 693 ✭✭✭slippy wicket


    Only once, when I was on the powders that flush you out for a colonoscopy. Not nice, and very degrading, even though nobody saw. :(


  • #9
    Fukuyama
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Fukuyama


    It feels like a slippery gerbil between your cheeks!


  • #10
    Broads.ie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 397 ✭✭Broads.ie


    Fishooks12 wrote: »
    no you didn't

    Yes I actually did. It was liquid.


  • #11
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,696 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    ffs, and the beating the birds thread was locked.


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  • #12
    Broads.ie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 397 ✭✭Broads.ie


    Dean0088 wrote: »
    It feels like a slippery gerbil between your cheeks!

    Have you read this?
    Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

    http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=85555


  • #13
    MugMugs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    I blasted your ma with shart!


  • #14
    HandsomeDivil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 373 ✭✭HandsomeDivil


    Namlub wrote: »
    I'm literally dying

    Get help. Call an ambulance maybe.


  • #15
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    So let me get this straight.

    You shit your pants and feel the need to share that with strangers on the internet.

    Have you a you tube channel we can subscribe to?


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