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in the pub last night

  • 06-01-2012 1:51pm
    #1
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭


    a local pub, only about 10 of us in there when a knacker walked in. He reckoned the fire wasn't going too well so he threw the pack of firelighters into it. When the owner took exception and asked him to leave, he apologised , pissed into the fire and left.

    Let this be a lesson to us all, never judge a book by it's suit and runners.


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  • #2
    Noopti
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    Is your dog dead yet?


  • #3
    holystungun9
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    nothing more to say really.


  • #4
    manlad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭manlad


    At least he apologised. I always piss on my fires to put them out, its sterile.


  • #5
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Why didn't you give him a boot up the hole?


  • #6
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    And then you woke up. :pac:


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  • #7
    senorwipesalot
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    Blast him with scutter.


  • #8
    membersonly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭membersonly


    By Knacker do you mean scumbag so?

    Because travellers don't wear runners with suits, shoes and slacks usually.


  • #9
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    membersonly wrote: »
    By Knacker do you mean scumbag so?

    Because travellers don't wear runners or tracksuits, shoes and slacks usually.
    I mean a mink.


  • #10
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    Blast him with scutter.

    I see where your username comes from!


  • #11
    HovaBaby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 301 ✭✭HovaBaby


    Where i'm from fires piss on top of knackers.


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  • #12
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    kfallon wrote: »
    I see where your username comes from!
    I was refering to OPs other post regarding his lack of solid stools.


  • #13
    DrumSteve
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    Thread needs more denigration.


  • #14
    Corvo
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    So 10 (not including the barman) v 1 and not one of you decided to beat the durty little itinerant?


  • #15
    giles lynchwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 935 ✭✭✭giles lynchwood


    recylingbin wrote: »
    I mean a mink.

    Was there a pen and ink off the mink.


  • #16
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Griffin1988 wrote: »
    So 10 (not including the barman) v 1 and not one of you decided to beat the durty little itinerant?
    we clamped his bentley when he wasn;t looking.


  • #17
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    recylingbin wrote: »
    we clamped his bentley when he wasn;t looking.

    I dare a mod to change your name to Trolly McTrollington. :pac:


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