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A solution to the jobs crisis

  • 06-01-2012 4:20am
    #1
    hoorsmelt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 356 ✭✭


    It's proven fact that women have smaller brains and are more prone to emotional outbursts than men. This makes them inferior in many respects, so to solve the unemployment crisis I propose that all women in the workplace be immediately sacked and replaced by men who will fill their roles. Once all men are employed, then women can be given jobs, with priority going to single younger women- married women have responsibilities in the home that they need to attend to, so they should be constitutionally barred from working. I hereby call on Fine Gael to implement this policy and get Ireland back to work again.


Comments

  • #2
    ThePower11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 553 ✭✭✭ThePower11


    lol


  • #3
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    hoorsmelt wrote: »
    It's proven fact that women have smaller brains and are more prone to emotional outbursts than men.

    Thanks for the laugh pea brain.


  • #4
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    OP for Taoiseach


  • #5
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    its a small price to pay for the eye candy though, think again.


  • #6
    Hank Scorpio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    I didn't here anything about this in the 5 point plan


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  • #7
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Who the hell is gonna make the sammiches if there's no womens working?


  • #8
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    hondasam wrote: »
    I would pay to see that post lol:D

    Oh I had a post about sending the OP to the Ladies Lounge but I ninja edited it

    I couldn't send the OP there, it's sending a lamb to the slaughter :eek:


  • #9
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Only a Thatcherite can solve the jobs crisis.


  • #10
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    Oh I had a post about sending the OP to the Ladies Lounge but I ninja edited it

    I couldn't send the OP there, it's sending a lamb to the slaughter :eek:

    Let him of if he is stupid enough, which he obviously is. He is firmly under some woman's thumb. I can see the marks from here :D


  • #11
    MyKeyG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,282 ✭✭✭MyKeyG


    What about office place romance and staff party flings:eek:


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  • #12
    hoorsmelt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 356 ✭✭hoorsmelt


    MyKeyG wrote: »
    What about office place romance and staff party flings:eek:

    No worries, I'd constitutionally bar married women from working so that way you could get it on with your female colleagues


  • #13
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    hoorsmelt wrote: »
    No worries, I'd constitutionally bar married women from working

    Not to get all serious in your thread OP but it's not that long ago the civil service required married women to resign

    Seventies I think


  • #14
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Banned.


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