Would you like to be a dictator?

Stiffler2

Wouldn't it be cool being a dictator ruling a country like either : Mugabe, Saddam or Gadaffi.
Taking crap from no one and getting what u want when u want & ruling with an iron fist.

Do u reckon its lonely at the top where u can trust nobody. Video below is gas and shows how lonely it must be. Do u reckon those dictators are mates ?

http://www.boreme.com/posting.php?id=31540


Granted they were all killed bar Mugabe which must be one of the last standing ? But id say their time at the top must have been awesome.

Watch vid to see how lonely it must be up there.



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fedor.2.

Yes

Duckworth_Luas

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Do u reckon its lonely at the top where u can trust nobody. Video below is gas and shows how lonely it must be. Do u reckon those dictators are mates ?

Kim Jong Il thought it was ronery all right!

coolhandspan

okay yhere can only be one in charge, so list your reasons why you should be considered for job.......;)

TeddyTedson

If I ever become a dictator (it will probably never happen:() I'd be really fare and good to the people. I'd live it up too but I'd look after my people:)

pdbhp

Absolutly!
I would love to be a dictator signing orders to get people wiped off the face of the Earth.
Ooooh and think of all the genocide..

Brilliant:D

Stiffler2

TeddyTedson wrote: »

If I ever become a dictator (it will probably never happen:() I'd be really fare and good to the people. I'd live it up too but I'd look after my people:)

Id be nice to the people as well but it be mostly just me me me.
Id say its ronery up there alrite

Biggins

Stiffler2 wrote: »

would u like to be a dictator?

Considering how unpopular they have not only become but died off in the last year alone?

No thanks!

Mike 1972

pdbhp wrote: »

signing orders to get people wiped off the face of the Earth.

Sign ? Would you not just have a secetary you could -er dictate them too ?

Chuck Stone

Yes.

If only to see Bertie Ahern and Co in stocks on the back of a truck that went around Ireland so people could throw rotten fruit at them.

Duckworth_Luas

TeddyTedson wrote: »

If I ever become a dictator (it will probably never happen:() I'd be really fare and good to the people. I'd live it up too but I'd look after my people:)

Never give up on the dream! People laughed at Muammar too when he started out and look at him now.

Pretty Polly

That would look well on the cv!!

MetalDog

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Yes.

If only to see Bertie Ahern and Co in stocks on the back of a truck that went around Ireland so people could throw rotten fruit at them.

Rotten fruit? Pfffft, if I were a dictator I'd have Ahern & co paraded live on TV for a live Necklacing session.

amacca

The constant attempts on my life would be tiresome

If there was some way I could have the benefits of dictatorship without the drawbacks..............................................................

Ellis Dee

I don't think I'd enjoy all the slagging I'd get on Internet forums like Boards.ie. To some on there I would always be a dick - Dick Tater, the Irish tyrant.:):):)

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Id rather be a dictator than a dicktaker!!!

pdbhp

Mike 1972 wrote: »

Sign ? Would you not just have a secetary you could -er dictate them too ?

Well presumably she'd have messed up my mug of tea and I'd have had her sent straight to the Irish Gulag

TeddyTedson

DeVore could be a dictator and go around like a lunatic and just ban and delete us but he doesn't
That's the kind of dictator I want to be.

My name is URL

Is there an opening for one somewhere? I reckon I'd make quite a good benevolent dictator

William_Hicley

Sacha Baron Cohen was wondering the same thing....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6qkINDPh8g

amacca

My name is URL wrote: »

Is there an opening for one somewhere? I reckon I'd make quite a good benevolent dictator

No problems...let me show you to your desk


its in a palatial mansion guarded by a none too loyal (ironically) but nonetheless well funded group of loyalists in this small but rich in mineral deposits south American hellhole

now you could try and educate your people using the profits from the mining operation you will no doubt set up but we expect you to do the right thing and sell out to a succession of large MNCs keeping most of the profits for yourself to buy arms and support from the local corrupt political types while keeping the majority of your people where they belong trapped in a vicious poverty cycle scraping up just enough to survive but not enough to feel emboldened to question the way you do things

now there's a nice wine cellar...your pick of the local women (or men or indeed both depending on your tastes) and a number of exotic sports cars in the garage but we trust you wont become too distracted by these trinkets

dictatoring is after all a full time job requiring commitment and above all paranoia and it would behove you to remember if you do lose your grip on the reins of power we will always be able to find some tin pot power hungry replacement

ta ta....we'll expect a status update in a couple of months after you've settled in

ps: its often good to go for a couple of summary executions of dissidents in some grisly way to begin with....that's a nice way to ease yourself in and set the tone for your reign of fear and oppression.

(benevolent me hole)

later12

Yes.

I'm currently looking for a deserted island in the Pacific named Lancaster Island which I will rule with a firm but gentle hand.