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North Korean New Year message

[Deleted User] · 2011-12-31 21:41:43

The army will become "human Rifles" to protect the new leader Kim Jong-un. Question: How do you load and fire a human rifle? :pac:

31-12-2011 9:41pm

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The army will become "human Rifles" to protect the new leader Kim Jong-un.

Question:

How do you load and fire a human rifle? :pac:

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#2 31-12-2011 9:42pm

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just watch out for the occasional "negligent discharge":o:p

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#3 31-12-2011 9:44pm

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We here on AH figured it out years ago. i.e Blast em....

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#4 31-12-2011 9:46pm

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I think they're saying they'll become gamers.

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#5 31-12-2011 9:57pm

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Deleted User wrote: »

How do you load and fire a human rifle? :pac:

I know how you unload one

:pac:

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#6 31-12-2011 10:18pm

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Deleted User wrote: »

The army will become "human Rifles" to protect the new leader Kim Jong-un.

Question:

How do you load and fire a human rifle? :pac:

BBC translators have redone the message, it's now "human shields"

I think human rifles sounded better. :pac:

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#7 31-12-2011 10:48pm

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Butt **** them and have them spit it out their mouths?

Sorry. I was watching porn earlier.

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#8 01-01-2012 2:56am

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The Korean War is still on.

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#9 01-01-2012 3:00am

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Just pick up a handful of bullets and **** them as hard as you can at the enemy and voila you're a human rifle. But not for long because they'd shoot you with real rifles and then you're just a human corpse.

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#10 01-01-2012 3:02am

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Deleted User wrote: »

BBC translators have redone the message, it's now "human shields"

I think human rifles sounded better. :pac:

humarn wifer sounds even better

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#11 01-01-2012 3:05am

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So ronery...

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#12 01-01-2012 3:07am

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He will be a good un.

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#13 01-01-2012 3:09am

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Deleted User wrote: »

The army will become "human Rifles" to protect the new leader Kim Jong-un.

Question:

How do you load and fire a human rifle? :pac:

Well first you cock them.....

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#14 01-01-2012 3:16am

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Acacia wrote: »

So ronery...

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#15 01-01-2012 3:22am

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Deleted User wrote: »

The army will become "human Rifles" to protect the new leader Kim Jong-un.

Question:

How do you load and fire a human rifle? :pac:

THE NEW WAR: soggy biscuit

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#16 01-01-2012 3:26am

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Kojak wrote: »

LMAO!:D

Love the auld casual racism!:p

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#17 01-01-2012 5:09am

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Kim Jong Un ( the ordinary N.K citizen burns1000 calories a day) He needs to lose weight soon. And very soon dear leader.

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#18 01-01-2012 6:29am

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Let's fighting love!

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#19 01-01-2012 1:37pm

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Awesome thread of the day...

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#20 01-01-2012 1:47pm

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Deleted User wrote: »

The army will become "human Rifles" to protect the new leader Kim Jong-un.

Question:

How do you load and fire a human rifle? :pac:

Boot them up the arse?

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#21 01-01-2012 2:18pm

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Tune in - its gripping stuff! LOL :pac:

Live stream:
http://112.170.78.145:50000/chosun

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#22 01-01-2012 2:59pm

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DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

the ordinary N.K citizen burns1000 calories a day.

Thats a shocking waste.

Wouldnt you think theyd eat it or something

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#23 01-01-2012 3:03pm

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Mike 1972 wrote: »

Thats a shocking waste.

Wouldnt you think theyd eat it or something

The lucky few have food in abundance!
Most over there NEVER have seen a small supermarket - never mind a fully stocked one of any description.

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#24 01-01-2012 4:06pm

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Kim Jong Un's message to the Americans and South Koreans seems to be: "Suck my frute!":D:D:D

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#25 01-01-2012 4:08pm

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Nothing to worry about here, Junior is just pissing on the boarders and rubbing his musk about marking his territory.

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#26 01-01-2012 4:13pm

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Grabbed some shots of their Tv which you can view here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=76259556&postcount=25

(Its all military stuff and never ending shots of the great new glorious leader.)

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#27 01-01-2012 7:57pm

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DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

( the ordinary N.K citizen burns1000 calories a day)

[citation needed]

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#28 01-01-2012 8:09pm

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Kim Jong il was one of the worlds worst dictators...............

...........great golfer though

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#29 01-01-2012 8:37pm

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Biggins wrote: »

Grabbed some shots of their Tv which you can view here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=76259556&postcount=25

(Its all military stuff and never ending shots of the great new glorious leader.)

On the plus side no sign of Home Alone, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Whizard of Oz or Willy W@nka on their Christmas schedule.

Time to get out the ladder and move the satellite dish I think :pac:

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#30 01-01-2012 9:14pm

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Deleted User wrote: »

Question:

How do you load and fire a human rifle? :pac:

fill it full of spicy indian food

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#31 01-01-2012 9:20pm

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PK2008 wrote: »

Kim Jong il was one of the worlds worst dictators...............

...........great golfer though

He should be in the Guinness Book of Records for his feat of getting 18 holes in one in every game that he's ever played. He's got witnesses to prove it.

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#32 01-01-2012 9:24pm

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ejmaztec wrote: »

He should be in the Guinness Book of Records for his feat of getting 18 holes in one in every game that he's ever played. He's got witnesses to prove it.

The same people who saw the millions of birds sing on his birthday.

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#33 01-01-2012 9:54pm

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ejmaztec wrote: »

He should be in the Guinness Book of Records for his feat of getting 18 holes in one in every game that he's ever played. He's got witnesses to prove it.

His biography apparently (I havent read it) says 11 hole in ones, not 18.

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#34 01-01-2012 9:56pm

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ejmaztec wrote: »

He should be in the Guinness Book of Records for his feat of getting 18 holes in one in every game that he's ever played. He's got witnesses to prove it.

he got 24 holes in one. fact. Normal sized course too.

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#35 01-01-2012 9:57pm

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Wow. Making friendly fire sexy.

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