Im bored and want to prank some people

veryangryman

Family members, girlfriend and animals (all seperately please)

My only half decent idea is an old classic from childhood of placing a shoe on top of an opened door and to invite them in. While i (still) think this is fukcing hilarious, I want to reinvent myself a bit what with the new year and all.

Any good ideas?

CliffHuxtabel

Kick your girlfriend in the face

BBDBB

get down on one knee and propose to your g/f in front of her parents

TheLynx

give them an arrow to the knee

cup of tea

butter the floor.

MrJoeSoap

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/idiot-hipster2.jpg?w=500&h=398

Do it.

michael999999

Put a pair of your girlfriends knickers on her parents pooch, and make sweet love to it in there sitting room!

While there watchin corrie!

Johnny Foreigner

michael999999 wrote: »

Put a pair of your girlfriends knickers on her parents pooch, and make sweet love to it in there sitting room!

While there watchin corrie!

Their.

senorwipesalot

veryangryman wrote: »

Family members, girlfriend and animals (all seperately please)

My only half decent idea is an old classic from childhood of placing a shoe on top of an opened door and to invite them in. While i (still) think this is fukcing hilarious, I want to reinvent myself a bit what with the new year and all.

Any good ideas?

Replace shoe for lump hammer.

efb

Thought it was w@nk some people- disappoints

Dr Bob

Johnny Foreigner wrote: »

Their.

'They're'

Chuck Stone

Burn her car out.

carfiosaoorl

Johnny Foreigner wrote: »

Their.

they're

dammit luas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQzPNT780bs

Thats the missus sorted anyway

efb

Johnny Foreigner wrote: »

michael999999 wrote: »

Put a pair of your girlfriends knickers on her parents pooch, and make sweet love to it in there sitting room!

While there watchin corrie!

Their.

Grammar correction fail.

michael999999

luas_dublin wrote: »

'They're'

Bloody foreigners!!!

carfiosaoorl

Put clingfilm over toilet bowl then put down seat

cocoshovel

Fill their shoe's with tissue paper.

LETHAL LADY

Send them a message to make an urgent phonecall to Roary Lyons (0)1 4748900. An oldie but a goody.

SoulTrader

michael999999 wrote: »

Put a pair of your girlfriends knickers on her parents pooch, and make sweet love to it in there sitting room!

While there watchin corrie!

Johnny Foreigner wrote: »

Their.

efb wrote: »

Grammar correction fail.

I assume he was correcting the first "there".

William_Hicley

luas_dublin wrote: »

'They're'

They are.

(Sorry, I felt left out)

EverEvolving

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Send them a message to make an urgent phonecall to Roary Lyons (0)1 4748900. An oldie but a goody.

Or Mr Ger Raffe

veryangryman

veryangryman wrote: »

Family members, girlfriend and animals (all seperately please)

My only half decent idea is an old classic from childhood of placing a shoe on top of an opened door and to invite them in. While i (still) think this is fukcing hilarious, I want to reinvent myself a bit what with the new year and all.

Any good ideas?

My pranks have become increasingly legendary among friends but most of them are tame. Generally the rule is do NOT let me stay in your house because when you fall asleep.... I go pranking.

But really most of the things I do are silly. I put an egg in the electric kettle..... so they boil their tea.... pour it... nothing comes out.... they open it and look inside.... and they have a boiled egg.

I have occasionally done many more annoying things of which ONE example is after they go asleep go down and fill ALL their glasses exactly to the top with water. Which means that when they open a press the glass looks normal but if they pull it down the dowse themselves in water.

If I am feeling particularly evil I put something prone to froth into the toilet cistern, which means as soon as they flush the loo it will froth up with an enourmouse amount of bubbles all over the room.

Getting evil is to hide a real piece of fish somewhere that alternatively gets hot or cold during the day. Behind a radiator is normal. Then you get intermitent unexplained awful smells.

The message is... no matter what level you take it to.... theres always a few options

Do not get me STARTED on what one can do if one buys car air bags and finds places to set them off.

BallyEllen

Stick Sellotape across the doorway so they walk into it...

I did this once at work... 2 colleagues were in the boardroom and were due back into main office. One was quite short and the other tall so I figured if I put it at what I assumed would just above forehead height of d shorter guy it would be about chest height of the other guy and not really bother either of them assuch...... Went back to my desk, promptly forgot all about until about half hour later - to my absolute horror - the postman walked into it. Poor man had it stuck onto his face.

I laughed something stupid at it 4 days and couldn't look the guy in the eye again!!!

wilkie2006

Deleted User wrote: »

My pranks have become increasingly legendary among friends but most of them are tame. Generally the rule is do NOT let me stay in your house because when you fall asleep.... I go pranking.

But really most of the things I do are silly. I put an egg in the electric kettle..... so they boil their tea.... pour it... nothing comes out.... they open it and look inside.... and they have a boiled egg.

I have occasionally done many more annoying things of which ONE example is after they go asleep go down and fill ALL their glasses exactly to the top with water. Which means that when they open a press the glass looks normal but if they pull it down the dowse themselves in water.

If I am feeling particularly evil I put something prone to froth into the toilet cistern, which means as soon as they flush the loo it will froth up with an enourmouse amount of bubbles all over the room.

Getting evil is to hide a real piece of fish somewhere that alternatively gets hot or cold during the day. Behind a radiator is normal. Then you get intermitent unexplained awful smells.

The message is... no matter what level you take it to.... theres always a few options

Eh... yea, that really is the stuff legends are made out of. And no, I wouldn't let you stay in my house (and not just because you're so crrrrraaaaazzzzzyyy).

Deleted User wrote: »

Do not get me STARTED on what one can do if one buys car air bags and finds places to set them off.

Yea, okay.

PseudoFamous

Deleted User wrote: »

Do not get me STARTED on what one can do if one buys car air bags and finds places to set them off.

You shouldn't have mentioned it, now I want to know.

shuvly

Eemm...is shaving eyebrows off too far? if it is...I didnt.(oops, but i did), if it isin't ...ye are all too hairy...

wilkie2006

I think the best pranks are work-based ones. A few years ago, a colleague of mine went into the office early with a screwdriver and swapped the signs for "Floor 2" and "Floor 3" outside the lift. Everyone, me included, was taken in by it. I thought it was quite funny.

A mate of mine, while doing his PhD, changed the wallpaper on all of the desktop computers in the postgraduate room to really graphic pornographic images. I liked that one too

wilkie2006

wilkie2006 wrote: »

And no, I wouldn't let you stay in my house (and not just because you're so crrrrraaaaazzzzzyyy).

I do not even know you, so not sure why I would want to?

PseudoFamous wrote: »

You shouldn't have mentioned it, now I want to know.

Hehehe

wilkie2006 wrote: »

I think the best pranks are work-based ones.

There was a tradition in one of my old companies of planting things in the keyboards of people who were going away on longer than average holidays.

pebbles21

When "they're" asleep go into "their" room and rearrange the furniture the opposite way round, then paint everything black and white...
Then when they wake up they will think they are in a negative...

Jumpy

pebbles21 wrote: »

When "they're" asleep go into "their" room and rearrange the furniture the opposite way round, then paint everything black and white...
Then when they wake up they will think they are in a negative...

Erm, only if the room was black and white in the first place.

Stiffler2

CliffHuxtabel wrote: »

Kick your girlfriend in the face

I think face kicker is back ?

Mrs Garth Brooks

Ctrl + Alt + down arrow

(anyone who tries this and wants to go back its Ctrl + Alt + up arrow)

rainbowdrop

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Ctrl + Alt + down arrow

(anyone who tries this and wants to go back its Ctrl + Alt + up arrow)

If that doesn't work, try pressing F13.............

sparkthatbled

Simple and subtle is the way to go. When i was in college i sometimes switched the keyboards or mouses on adjacent computers in the lab. Doesn't sound like much but always caused tremendous confusion.

donutface

Grab a screwdriver and move the hinges on the fridge door from the right to the left, watch as everyone struggles to open the door from the wrong side :-)

44leto

Ring up sound like a Guard and tell them a family member has died, then take picture of "their" shocked and grief stricken faces, then post them on Facebook, Gas they will be on the floor laughing when you show them,

veryangryman

Im not normally one to bump an old thread (i lie)

LizT

veryangryman wrote: »

Im not normally one to bump an old thread (i lie)

ok