explain my dreams?

teednab-el

I find my boss who is female very sexy. I love her to bits and always dream about her eventhough she is married and has kids. I would love to be with her but i know its something that will only happen in dreamworld. why do I keep dreaming of her?

chin_grin

You accidentally your own question there.

Kojak

Is there a sleeping forum around here somewhere?

acidskiffle

It means you should give me all your cash and valuables.

Captain Darling

teednab-el wrote: »

I find my boss who is female very sexy. I love her to bits and always dream about her eventhough she is married with kids. I would love to but i know its something that will only happen in dreamworld. why do I keep dreaming of her?

Because you touch yourself at night.

stupidusername

Captain Darling wrote: »

Because you touch yourself at night.

no it's because he doesn't touch himself at night

i'm gonna want some pictures here.

the kids not the woman

Super-Rush

Are you female?

Cos you are in my dreams.

Jesus Wept

Sounds like something to do with latent repressed homosexuality, in my professional opinion.

Millicent

Why the need to point out she's married and has kids? That doesn't mean she's not a ride.

Captain Darling

El Pistolero wrote: »

Are you female?

Cos you are in my dreams.

So dweamy...

chin_grin

Millicent wrote: »

Why the need to point out she's married and has kids? That doesn't mean she's not a ride.

Probably means that sex would be like throwing a sausage down <insert name of most popular street in your town\city here>. Or like f*cking a pail of water.........That'd work in this case too.

Son Of A Vidic

chin_grin wrote: »

Probably means that sex would be like throwing a sausage down <insert name of most popular street in your town\city here>. Or like f*cking a pail of water.........That'd work in this case too.

Only if it's a small sausage though.

Luap

Just found this on a valid website:

If you have ever dream't of a work colleague or boss, you have a small penis.

AnonoBoy

The answer is cheese. Most likely gouda.

teednab-el

Millicent wrote: »

Why the need to point out she's married and has kids? That doesn't mean she's not a ride.

Well the chances of doing her are greatly reduced with those strings attached :-D

Captain Darling

Maloney_o9 wrote: »

Just found this on a valid website:

If you have ever dream't of a work colleague or boss, you have a small penis.

Seems legit.

itsallaboutheL

Is it because Katie Taylor beat the shít outta ya?

Millicent

teednab-el wrote: »

Well the chances of doing her are greatly reduced with those strings attached :-D

Ew. They're supposed to cut them off after the birth... :pac:

teednab-el

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

Is it because Katie Taylor beat the shít outta ya?

She ain't my boss.

chucken1

teednab-el wrote: »

I find my boss who is female very sexy. I love her to bits and always dream about her eventhough she is married and has kids. I would love to be with her but i know its something that will only happen in dreamworld. why do I keep dreaming of her?

teednab-el wrote: »

Well the chances of doing her are greatly reduced with those strings attached :-D

See..in a few sentences you went from loving her to bits to just wanting the roide :rolleyes:

Snowie

Millicent wrote: »

Why the need to point out she's married and has kids? That doesn't mean she's not a ride.

maybe because he does no deep down that it can never happen and that bye point it out we know the full story.... :eek:

kumate_champ07

you're in love with your own mother

Captain Darling

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

you're in love with your own mother

Classic Oedipus complex. Thank you Dr Freud.

teednab-el

chucken1 wrote: »

teednab-el wrote: »

I find my boss who is female very sexy. I love her to bits and always dream about her eventhough she is married and has kids. I would love to be with her but i know its something that will only happen in dreamworld. why do I keep dreaming of her?

teednab-el wrote: »

Well the chances of doing her are greatly reduced with those strings attached :-D

See..in a few sentences you went from loving her to bits to just wanting the roide :rolleyes:

Love is a big word with lots of meanings. :-D

teednab-el

teednab-el wrote: »

chucken1 wrote: »

teednab-el wrote: »

I find my boss who is female very sexy. I love her to bits and always dream about her eventhough she is married and has kids. I would love to be with her but i know its something that will only happen in dreamworld. why do I keep dreaming of her?

teednab-el wrote: »

Well the chances of doing her are greatly reduced with those strings attached :-D

See..in a few sentences you went from loving her to bits to just wanting the roide :rolleyes:

Love is a big word with lots of meanings. :-D

Might eat more cheese tonight. :-D

Killer Pigeon

Chat her up and ask her if she likes reverse roleplaying - "Like a boss."

hondasam

teednab-el wrote: »

I find my boss who is female very sexy. I love her to bits and always dream about her eventhough she is married and has kids. I would love to be with her but i know its something that will only happen in dreamworld. why do I keep dreaming of her?

you are female. your boss is not interested in women. No harm in dreaming.

teednab-el

hondasam wrote: »

teednab-el wrote: »

I find my boss who is female very sexy. I love her to bits and always dream about her eventhough she is married and has kids. I would love to be with her but i know its something that will only happen in dreamworld. why do I keep dreaming of her?

you are female. your boss is not interested in women. No harm in dreaming.

I am a male.

Millicent

teednab-el wrote: »

I am a male.

Dozens of people just hit the "Unfollow" button.

chucken1

Millicent wrote: »

Dozens of people just hit the "Unfollow" button.

About 90 *Click*

hondasam

teednab-el wrote: »

I am a male.

So what's stopping you asking her for the ride? she would probably love some attention.

flutterflye

chin_grin wrote: »

Probably means that sex would be like throwing a sausage down <insert name of most popular street in your town\city here>. Or like f*cking a pail of water.........That'd work in this case too.

I take offence to this comment

teednab-el

hondasam wrote: »

teednab-el wrote: »

I am a male.

So what's stopping you asking her for the ride? she would probably love some attention.

She's almost 40 I'm only 25. So what should be my chatup line.?

chucken1

teednab-el wrote: »

She's almost 40 I'm only 25. So what should be my chatup line.?

Ask her does she want to come over to play with your xbox..she'll be really impressed.
Grown up married women anywhere would be


Dammit I had clicked unfollow thread

the groutch

teednab-el wrote: »

She's almost 40 I'm only 25. So what should be my chatup line.?

grab your zimmer frame, you've pulled

Carter P Fly

The only realistic way to transition between dreams and reality is to seize the challenge and MAKE her want you. The first step is understanding her and this is, unfortunately, the expensive part.

You need a good set of black thermal clothes, A DSLR with a good zoom lens and some night vision goggles. A thermos and good quality teabags are a must.

Once you know absolutely everything about her life down to the tiniest details re-post on this thread and we'll discuss phase 2. You'll need duct tape and a carving knife.

fedor.2.

Kojak wrote: »

Is there a sleeping forum around here somewhere?

Ya, its pretty quiet there though