In the playpen: Roland IRL

randylonghorn

So ... as a special treat for Christmas, and as a complete contrast to the big red man with the big bulging sack, it's the little green man with the ... well, I did say it was a complete contrast! >_>

Please welcome Kif a.k.a. RolandIRL to the playpen.

A relative newcomer to Boards and indeed to C&H, Roland first popped up in TarA's boudoir / dungeon in FlirtTar. He popped up there pretty constantly, actually, until even she got tired of mopping up after him, and urged him to go forth and spread his effusions through the broader world of Boards.

Encouraged by the threat of a six-inch stiletto inserted in extremis, our intrepid gunslinger holstered his weapon, took it out again and found a smaller holster, and eventually set forth into the big bad world of Boards in search of his personal Dark Tower ( >_> ).

Various concurrent sub-quests into the Nocturnal Forum, C&H, etc. followed, and eventually his forays into the NUIG forum led to his being captured there and forced to yield due service to the Boardean Pantheon and their followers.

While thus manacled, it seems a good moment to interrogate him as to how he manages his dual roles as fantasy shooter and seeker after massive stone erections on the one hand, and downtrodden aide to a sex-god-in-his-own-mind on the other (Zapp Brannigan! Jeez, keep up!! :P )

So ... let the inquisition begin!

Turn the thumbscrews slowly please, if he passes out it's your responsibility to bring him round!!

Luno

How does it feel to have your playpen beginning so close to Christmas?

What's your favourite number?

Favourite colour?

Favourite food?

If you could go to 5 gigs (money or location not being a barrier) who would you see and why?

Had you a nice Christmas?

Is the irl for in real life or Ireland?

QueenOfLeon

Are you happy that at least one person (M&S*) got the double meaning of your username? :pac:

Anything you'd change about your intro?

Anything you'd change about yourself?

Ideal job?

Favourite thing about Christmas?

Least favourite thing about Christmas?

Santa bring anything nice?

Best present you got this year?

Compose a short story of 6-7 sentences on who you think is the best boardsie (not including yourself) and why.

RolandIRL

Suppose that was as good an intro as i could expect from randy :pac:

M&S* wrote: »

How does it feel to have your playpen beginning so close to Christmas?
*gets tearful* It's so lovely
What's your favourite number?
19...true Dark Tower style
Favourite colour?
Green
Favourite food?
Given it's christmas, turkey and ham
If you could go to 5 gigs (money or location not being a barrier) who would you see and why?
Florence + The Machine, Linkin Park, RHCP, Texas (if only they were still together), Pendulum
Had you a nice Christmas?
Well, no fights at home makes it better than other christmases \o/
Is the irl for in real life or Ireland?
Who knows? >_>

In a game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces

RolandIRL

QueenOfLeon wrote: »

Are you happy that at least one person (M&S*) got the double meaning of your username? :pac:
I'm even more happy that i didn't answer the question
Anything you'd change about your intro?
Many things...but i think it's obvious what they >_>
Anything you'd change about yourself?
MOAR GINGER
Ideal job?
Getting paid to read boards...seriously, i have no clue, probably something maths-physics related.
Favourite thing about Christmas?
The fact that all my brothers are home
Least favourite thing about Christmas?
The fact that all my brothers are home :rolleyes:
Santa bring anything nice?
Well, my brother got me a jacket from America and also the next two books in A Song of Ice and Fire
Best present you got this year?
The above...we're not big on presents in our house
Compose a short story of 6-7 sentences on who you think is the best boardsie (not including yourself) and why.
emmm, i honestly can't think of anything to write. Turkey sleepiness coming on :pac:

If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate!

IHeartChemistry

Elllllllllo *waves*

Are you enjoying Galway?

How's college treating ya these fine lovely days?

How's Christmas going?

Would you ever consider bleaching your hair?

Do you like cupcakes?

Would you like some teaaaa?

Favourite song to dance like a crazy man to?

Chrome or Firefox?

What are your Top 5 fav Harry Potter moments?

RolandIRL

IHeartChemistry wrote: »

Elllllllllo *waves*
*waves back*
Are you enjoying Galway?
Love it! Can't bate the wesht
How's college treating ya these fine lovely days?
Did a bit crap in 1 or 2 exams but feck it, i think i did enough to pass :P
How's Christmas going?
As good as can be expected
Would you ever consider bleaching your hair?
No, ginger wouldn't that good to bleach :P
Do you like cupcakes?
Don't eat them that much
Would you like some teaaaa?
YES!! Love da stuff
Favourite song to dance like a crazy man to?
I don't dance, but current favourite song is No Light, No Light by Florence + The Machine (thanks jumpjuy for linking that in the Soundtrack thread )
Chrome or Firefox?
Firefox if it wasn't so bloaty, but i'm currently using a Chrome-based browser called SRWare Iron for speed
What are your Top 5 fav Harry Potter moments?
been ages since i read them. can't remember that much detail. probably something Fred/George related cos of their pranks

I've been swimming in raw sewage...I love it.

QueenOfLeon

QueenOfLeon wrote: »

Compose a short story of 6-7 sentences on who you think is the best boardsie (not including yourself) and why.

RolandIRL wrote:

emmm, i honestly can't think of anything to write. Turkey sleepiness coming on

I demand a proper answer to this question or you'll get no more from me! :P

randylonghorn

RolandIRL wrote: »

Suppose that was as good an intro as i could expect from randy :pac:

Cheeky bugger!! Go torment someone else the next time!!

RolandIRL wrote: »

Anything you'd change about yourself?
MOAR GINGER

Ce qui serait impossible!!!>_>

JamJamJamJam

What forums do you read on Boards?

What habits do you dislike?

What's your own worst habit?

Compliment yourself.

Any new years resolutions?

Favourite song lyrics?

White, milk or dark chocolate?

RolandIRL

QueenOfLeon wrote: »

I demand a proper answer to this question or you'll get no more from me! :P

bah, fine! may as well get my revenge on randy now anyway >_>

randylonghorn is the best boardsie because of his ability to catch spammers. He catches them in the middle of the night cos he has no life. He gets out his minuscule banhammer and bans them. He gets awfully excited for some reason when doing this, sometimes too excited >_>

oh and QoL is in love with him :pac:

happy with that answer, QoL? :P

You have used one inch of sticky tape. God bless you.

RolandIRL

randylonghorn wrote: »

Cheeky bugger!! Go torment someone else the next time!!
You know you're the only one i enjoy tormenting :P
Ce qui serait impossible!!!>_>
Not impossible...:cool:

Ted! You forgot your brick.

RolandIRL

JamJamJamJam wrote: »

What forums do you read on Boards?
C&H, BA, NUIG, Games, Television mostly. Along with a few private and super sekrit ones >_>

What habits do you dislike?
Laughing outrageously at the smallest thing that isn't even that funny.
People who pretend to act all innocent when they're annoying you.
And housemates fecking leaving dirty dishes in the sink and filling it with water :mad: Just leave them at the side of the sink if you're not washing them now!!!

What's your own worst habit?
Being too good looking :pac:

Compliment yourself.
I'm sorry, i can't hear you over the sound of how awesome i am

Any new years resolutions?
Nope. I'm already perfect :cool:

Favourite song lyrics?

Leave all your love and longing behind,
You can't carry it with you if you want to survive

Florence + The Machine - Dog Days Are Over

White, milk or dark chocolate?
White or milk plz...especially love Milka versions of them

Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

QueenOfLeon

That was a terrible story. Write another one please. About housemates

Favourite TV series ever?

Favourite item of clothing you own?

What brought you to boards?

Would you ever close your account?

Who's username would you steal if you had the chance?

Life plan for the next 5 years?

Seren_

Your avatar - why not Zoidberg? :pac:

Where did you grow up?

Any pets?

Aoifey!

Favourite flavour Ben & Jerrys?

Do ever pretend you have superpowers?

What superpower would you have?

Who was your favourite childhood band/singer?

Do you still like them?

Old movies or new movies?

Comedy or horror?

Nights in or nights out?

If you could do anything or be anywhere right now, what would you do?



And last, but certainly not least...



When's our anniversary? >.>

Jackobyte

Do you ever stay up to utterly ridiculous and ungodly hours?

RolandIRL

QueenOfLeon wrote: »

That was a terrible story. Write another one please. About housemates
No :P

Favourite TV series ever?
Lost or Battlestar Galactica, i can't decide which. There'll never be another show like them

Favourite item of clothing you own?
eeeeh, jeans. That's okay, right? >_>

What brought you to boards?
Was selling something on adverts, had to set up an account on boards first, liked what i saw and stayed

Would you ever close your account?
Meh, if i did, i'd come back under a new name. My addiction is too strong :pac:

Who's username would you steal if you had the chance?
Roland...user who has it hasn't even been online since they joined :mad:

Life plan for the next 5 years?
1. Finish college in the next year and a half
2. ?????
3. Profit

Hello, Super Nintendo Chalmers

RolandIRL

Your Text Here wrote: »

Your avatar - why not Zoidberg? :pac:
I don't like Zoidberg :P Plus it was randy who started calling me Kif for some reason >_>

Where did you grow up?
Sligo...i'm a right aul culchie

Any pets?
Dog at home, that's all

I'm Irish, sure, racism is a part of me culture.

RolandIRL

Aoifey! wrote: »

Favourite flavour Ben & Jerrys?
Don't eat the stuff

Do ever pretend you have superpowers?
Yes >_>

What superpower would you have?
Flying would be coooool

Who was your favourite childhood band/singer?
U2 or Texas

Do you still like them?
Don't listen to them as much, but still like them the odd time

Old movies or new movies?
There's some old films that i love like the Naked Gun, but I still like to go see new films

Comedy or horror?
Comedy. Horror's are all the same :P

Nights in or nights out?
In. Whenever i go out, it's always a bad experience :rolleyes:

If you could do anything or be anywhere right now, what would you do?
I have no imagination for these kinds of questions :pac: Honestly, don't have a clue



And last, but certainly not least...



When's our anniversary? >.>
Tomorrow babe, hope you got me a good present. I got you a brilliant one

I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you.

RolandIRL

Jackobyte wrote: »

Do you ever stay up to utterly ridiculous and ungodly hours?
Yes...'tis an awful habit to get into, and i find it really hard to sleep before 3am now >_<

All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.

Seren_

Nooo waiii! I'm from Sligo too! north or south? We all know north Sligo is the superior part

Favourite hot/cold/alcoholic beverages?

If you could switch bodies with someone for a day, who would you switch with?

RolandIRL

Your Text Here wrote: »

Nooo waiii! I'm from Sligo too! north or south? We all know north Sligo is the superior part
North sligo is a cesspit >_>

Favourite hot/cold/alcoholic beverages?
Hot - TEA!!!
Cold - Water...i'm boring
Alcoholic - don't drink...even more boring

If you could switch bodies with someone for a day, who would you switch with?
No one...i'm happy enough in my own body

Winter is coming.

Insect Overlord

Are all your replies in this thread posted in your capacity as a moderator, or as you with your mod hat off? :pac:

RolandIRL

Insect Overlord wrote: »

Are all your replies in this thread posted in your capacity as a moderator, or as you with your mod hat off? :pac:
Alas, my powers are useless in C&H

/sets evil plan in motion to have mod powah everywhere :pac:

I hate my life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the wife in the backyard.

shadowninty

If you could be a Pokémon for a week, which one?

What would you change about your hair?

Oompa or Loompa?

If you could invade a country, which one and why?

In no less then one hundred words, describe how a pint of water evaporates when placed in semi-spherical glass container, over the course of three days when left in an outdoors enviornment at 23.5 degrees celcius.

Screaminmidget

How do you feel about your playpen being on while the jizzlers are being held???

Aoifey!

What did you get me?

Is it the thing I've been hinting at?

Did you even notice the hints?

RolandIRL

shadowninty wrote: »

If you could be a Pokémon for a week, which one?
I was never into Pokémon :eek:
/flees before atavan sees this

What would you change about your hair?
Moar ginger >_>

Oompa or Loompa?
Loompa...

If you could invade a country, which one and why?
France...just cos it needs to be

In no less then one hundred words, describe how a pint of water evaporates when placed in semi-spherical glass container, over the course of three days when left in an outdoors enviornment at 23.5 degrees celcius.
Some funky shít goes down in that water

All right, I'm leaving. Because I'm not going to spend one more day with someone whose out to sabotage my every move. That's you Rachel.

RolandIRL

Screaminmidget wrote: »

How do you feel about your playpen being on while the jizzlers are being held???
I think the proper question is how the Jizzlers feel about being held at the same time as my playpen :cool:

I can't say hump or screw in front of the b-a-b-y... I just spelled the wrong words didn't I?

RolandIRL

Aoifey! wrote: »

What did you get me?
That's a surprise

Is it the thing I've been hinting at?
It's a surprise!!

Did you even notice the hints?
Yes i did

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault!

Aoifey!

Are you sad we didn't win best couple? </3

RolandIRL

Aoifey! wrote: »

Are you sad we didn't win best couple? </3
The award was for "should be a couple". Clearly we don't qualify cos we're already one

Good news everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news.

QueenOfLeon

Describe who you voted for in all the Jizzler awards and your reasons for doing so.

RolandIRL

QueenOfLeon wrote: »

Describe who you voted for in all the Jizzler awards and your reasons for doing so.
Voted for whoever i nominated (i think >_>). I'm too lazy to go back and check :P

MOAR QUESTIONS!

The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her parents. Sleep with them and you're in!

QueenOfLeon

You'd get more questions if you answered the current ones properly! :pac:

Where's your reasons why?!

RolandIRL

QueenOfLeon wrote: »

You'd get more questions if you answered the current ones properly! :pac:

Where's your reasons why?!
You've a brilliant beard!! I think that answers all the whys >_>

(for your addiction to Game of Thrones :P)

Shaggar: How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin?
Tyrion: In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around my cock.