Who's Cooking The Turkey

JONJO THE MISER

Just got mine all ready to put in the oven.

xzanti

I'm a lazy biatch... Got a pre-cooked one in Dunnes yesterday

jimjimjimmy

Mine is cooked and eaten already, although its past 4 here in OZ.

Jesus Wept

Whose taking the horse to France?

Ellis Dee

This year we've decided to have a change and a 3.8-kg Polish oats-fed goose is in the oven right now. There's a very appetising smell coming from the kitchen.:)

Arawn

the sister bahahahahahah she volunteered last year while locked and the mother is holding her to it!!

Pherekydes

Just took ours out of the oven. It looks beautiful.

irelandspurs

The mother in law,it will be as dry as a nuns c**t

Micky Dolenz

No turkey. Rack of lamb. Yum

Joe10000

The hotel

ConTheCat

Have my very first turkey in the oven an hour and 10 minutes, 50 minutes to go! Afraid to even check it

Lia_lia

My Mother is cooking ours.


And she's a vegetarian. So I am.




So there will be a whole turkey and ham for my brother and granny!

RichieC

the mother.

hairyslug

Yor ma, crap i mean my ma, then off to the inlaws to have a 2nd dinner, ya fat ham

JONJO THE MISER

Mine is out and resting, just waiting on the ham now, everything else ready.

thedoc46

its great the father is a chef and it already cooked, Only dissapointing part is i cannot eat it until finish work which is not until 7pm

50/50 in our house, Dad and the sister do the cooking and I do the eating

minidazzler

Mam put it on this morning before she went to work, Ham was done yesterday, I did the potatoes and she is just finishing up the vegetables now.

Jul3s

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Mine is out and resting, just waiting on the ham now, everything else ready.

Right you can start on mine so!.

tayto lover

Just burned my finger turning the fcuker over to make sure he's cooked through.

... 'twill be 5 or 6 before we have the din dins, had some ham sandwiches just there, the turkey isn't long in the oven.

smodgley

all finished now lay back and let the world go by and the kids run riot

Darkginger

Ellis Dee wrote: »

This year we've decided to have a change and a 3.8-kg Polish oats-fed goose is in the oven right now. There's a very appetising smell coming from the kitchen.:)

There's a 3.8kg goose in my oven too All stuffed with a spud, apple, orange and herb stuffing. Smells great - am procrastinating about going to peel more spuds, and enjoying an adult beverage in the meantime. Just pulled a cracker (not a euphemism). Q: who is the most famous married woman in America? A: Mrs Ippi Silly paper hat going on head now!

Luap

The microwave doing mine, been in there since thursday only 3 hours left

I live across the road from a Bird Sanctuary (The Lough in Cork), Dad was walking the dog yesterday, a couple got talking to him, they were setting free a Goose they got as a Christmas present, they couldn't bring themselves to kill and eat it. Dad saw it this morning, seemed happy out. Lucky Goose, odds were he was due to be crapped out in a few hours :pac:

JONJO THE MISER

My god im fit to burst and still have a full plate with me now in the living room.

JONJO THE MISER

RoverJames wrote: »

I live across the road from a Bird Sanctuary (The Lough in Cork), Dad was walking the dog yesterday, a couple got talking to him, they were setting free a Goose they got as a Christmas present, they couldn't bring themselves to kill and eat it. Dad saw it this morning, seemed happy out. Lucky Goose, odds were he was due to be crapped out in a few hours :pac:

Id say there are a few Poilish lads having a nice goose dinner now.

mackg

Lia_lia wrote: »

My Mother is cooking ours.


And she's a vegetarian. So I am.




So there will be a whole turkey and ham for my brother and granny!

What do you have out of curiosity? do ya have something that ye have every year?

Also I'll send a taxi for whatever's left of that ham.

JONJO THE MISER

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Id say there are a few Poilish lads having a nice goose dinner now.

'tis the Swans they like :pac:

cocoshovel

Was cooked last night. Tis the way to go.

irelandspurs

I'm feeding the toilet mine now

we had lamb

Dunny

irelandspurs wrote: »

I'm feeding the toilet mine now

Well, that's one thing to call your mouth.

Auldloon

I normally do the cooking but today the missus has stepped up. Looks and smells awesome 2. Will be getting stuck in about half hours time once everyone has arrived and had a drink. Happy days

LighterGuy

I cooked mine last night. And reheated today.
I am a big boy :pac:

Victor Meldrew

LighterGuy wrote: »

I cooked mine last night. And reheated today.
I am a big boy :pac:

We just do a crown, 1hr 45mins in oven. and you don't need to see it for a week.

Ham and spiced beef done day before.

If I had to feed the millions with a full bird I'd cook it in advance too.

Doing the whole thing is rough, 4 years in and I have my game sorted.

Lia_lia

mackg wrote: »

What do you have out of curiosity? do ya have something that ye have every year?

Also I'll send a taxi for whatever's left of that ham.

Everything else that isn't meat, basically! Christmas dinner minus turkey and ham.

maxfresh

Anybody see that mad american way of cooking turkey ,where it is submerged in a barrel of hot oil.

Snowie

I don't like turkey its cooking rotten

not matter how dry it is the meet texture is just minging next year Im going with duck,
i cooked the jamb

Pealed chopped boiled roasted the spuds, parnips brussle sprouts and carrots

and cooked it all i can't taste anything every one liked it :pac:

BraziliaNZ

i cooked it. now im drinking a bottle of bacardi. my guests are all asleep. jesus im so alone

BraziliaNZ

someone please talk to me? im listening to simply red songs now, oh god but i like them

BraziliaNZ

in a certain light mick hucknall wasn't the worst looking guy

LighterGuy

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

i cooked it. now im drinking a bottle of bacardi. my guests are all asleep. jesus im so alone

3 questions,

1, are you a woman.
2, are you hot.
3, i can be over in twenty. sorry, that wasnt a question :pac:

JMSE

Turkey fat is gaggable stuff, cant stand it. I want chicken next year. Can I have chicken or would the turkeys be mad?

maxfresh

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

i cooked it. now im drinking a bottle of bacardi. my guests are all asleep. jesus im so alone

sweet sweet bacardi

BraziliaNZ

irelandspurs wrote: »

I'm feeding the toilet mine now

LighterGuy wrote: »

3 questions,

1, are you a woman.
2, are you hot.
3, i can be over in twenty. sorry, that wasnt a question :pac:

I'm straight but i'm totally gay. I like guys who are 18-23 years old and hairless. But I'm straight.