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  • 25-12-2011 6:09am
    #1
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭


    As the title says, I need help. Serious fcuking help.

    Been working solid the last few weeks, it being Christmas an' all. Too tired to buy presents 'n' sh1t.

    Now, all of a sudden, Christmas is upon me, and not a present bought.

    My question is: how or where can I buy and wrap pressies in the next four hours or so before everyone wakes up?

    Thanks in advance. :(


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  • #2
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Buy the holy delph (chalices and shit) from a priest.
    If the priest refuses to sell, cry rape*
    Pass it off as something you found in a wacky antique store; hand the loot out to relatives liberally.






    *no, don't do that.


  • #3
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    You'll probably find petrol stations/24 hour convenience stores open. Buy them scratchcards and put them in a card. Or phone credit. Or buy lots of sweets and chocolate. Tin foil works well if you can't find wrapping paper.

    Or you can buy them stuff online. A subscription to a magazine? An album or two on Itunes? Playstation network credit? Hotel or spa gift vouchers? A website subscription?


  • #4
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Get some Internet deals for them. Otherwise it's leftover sweets from 24hour stores.


  • #5
    Buceph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Buceph


    Tell them you've been really busy the last few weeks, and things were too hectic for you so you couldn't manage to get them gifts. Say you'll get them something in the sales. You could offer to to take them out to buy something they like themselves, or to deliver it to their houses.

    Unless this is presents for your kids I'm sure they'll understand.


  • #6
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Thanks for the help, folks.

    Fcuk it, I think I'll just tell everyone I have cancer or something.

    Thanks anywyays, and merry Christmas. :)


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  • #7
    joewicklow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 265 ✭✭joewicklow


    Give them your Tricorder.


  • #8
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    some random drunk wrote: »
    You'll probably find petrol stations/24 hour convenience stores open. Buy them scratchcards and put them in a card. Or phone credit.

    You've missed a trick there, Millionaire Raffle for the adults, phone credit for the kids.


  • #9
    a-k-47
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭a-k-47


    tescos 24hr maynooth, has everything


  • #10
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Nah, drove past Maynooth earlier. Didn't stop. I'm goin' with the cancer excuse. Or maybe AIDS.

    Should see me through to the new year. I'll think of something after then.


  • #11
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    James T Kirk wrote: »
    Nah, drove past Maynooth earlier. Didn't stop. I'm goin' with the cancer excuse. Or maybe AIDS.

    Should see me through to the new year. I'll think of something after then.

    AIDS is a ****ty Christmas present.


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