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Santa is approaching... Ireland

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  • 25-12-2011 1:27am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭


    I presume Ireland is next.
    http://www.noradsanta.org/en/

    So nervous right now.

    I'm going to capture him and sell him on ebay.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    No hes not


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    I don't think NORAD makes mistakes tbh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    I'm sick of this ****ing fiction we're all expected to join in on and I've had enough.....the United Kingdom doesn't exist!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Ah no wonder we grow up cynical b*stards (well I do). Being lied to repeatedly by older generations. Constantly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Ah yes, Santa, the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny.

    Persecution, really.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    later10 wrote: »
    I'm going to capture him and sell him on ebay.
    I'll give you three camels for the gift bearer, and a barrel of dried figs borrowed from the Sultan's own hareem garden.


  • Posts: 8,647 [Deleted User]


    I'm sick of this ****ing fiction we're all expected to join in on and I've had enough.....the United Kingdom doesn't exist!

    KeithAFC won't be happy!


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,523 Mod ✭✭✭✭Amirani


    Hope they shoot him down. Sick of bloody terrorist types coming into our airspace as they like.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    later10 wrote: »
    Ah yes, Santa, the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny.

    Persecution, really.

    Religion too. <opens can>


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Religion too. <opens can>
    /takes can

    you're supposed to know enough to grow out of it

    /passes can around


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    later10 wrote: »
    /takes can

    you're supposed to know enough to grow out of it

    /passes can around

    Religion or the Easter Bunny.


    I'm staying up for Santa anyway, ask where the Hotwheels I asked for when I was 13 are.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,068 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    later10 wrote: »
    /takes can

    you're supposed to know enough to grow out of it

    /passes can around

    Nah. It's convenience. We're lied to by the older generation constantly. Therefore we in turn, turn in to liars as we like to live in a veiled world.

    Jaysus what's in this drink!

    Hahahaha! Brilliant! Did anyone else notice the "obey" flash up at the end of that?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 553 ✭✭✭ThePower11


    Bleedin foreigners


  • Registered Users Posts: 435 ✭✭KizzyMonster


    Cork???
    Santa went to focking CORK???!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    cark right about..............now


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    http://i43.tinypic.com/xcrlg4.png

    Approaching Cork.

    Brace yourselves.


  • Registered Users Posts: 435 ✭✭KizzyMonster


    It's ok, he got away safely!
    Approaching the fair city now :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    The fat bastard isn't making it easy on himself, going to cork and then dublin.

    Better have low emissions too, the fat bastard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    /prepares snare


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Even if in jest. This thread is scary.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    I'll inform the Air Corps.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    later10 wrote: »
    /prepares snare
    Four camels.

    Hups typing in the wrong window, carry on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    I'll inform the Air Corps.

    He's on Christmas leave.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    My NORAD went off.

    Shot down over Limerick, I'm guessing.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    hitting dublin now peeps! :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,992 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    Has just left dublin, Reports say minus two reindeer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    I heard he hit the Spire, fell onto O'Connell Street and was mugged by one of the cast of Tallafornia.

    Shame


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Has he gone over the middle east yet? If so, I'm amazed he wasn't shot down.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Is the bollox only doing major cities or what?

    Sitting room as bare as Barbie's arse here.


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