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Any Volunteers?

  • 24-12-2011 7:48pm
    #1
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭


    Who wants to help clean my house so that I can squish 25 family members into it tomorrow?


Comments

  • #2
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sarky is magic, he will be in and out in no time.


  • #3
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Maybe you should have started earlier. This is advice is useless now, but will be invaluable next year. You're welcome.


  • #4
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    25????? Are they arriving in a clown car too?


  • #5
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Well if someone had actually asked me to volunteer, then I would .. 'nt be volunteering as such but merely fulfilling a request , see..


  • #6
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    benwavner wrote: »
    25????? Are they arriving in a clown car too?

    The Twister tournament should be legendary.


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  • #7
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Where do you live :-) address here please.


  • #8
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    I'l volunteer for fifty quid.


  • #9
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    The Twister tournament should be legendary.

    So should the toilet bowl after dinner.


  • #10
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Sure Lusty. I work on an hour by hour commission though. I need to be fed and watered, too, for free.


  • #11
    Acidflash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Acidflash


    benwavner wrote: »
    25????? Are they arriving in a clown car too?

    Caravan I'd imagine.


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  • #12
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Posted by Mattjack:
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Kevin Duffy View Post
    The Twister tournament should be legendary.

    So should the toilet bowl after dinner.

    :eek:

    I hadn't thought of that! Eeek!!!

    A Twister Tournament is a great idea though!

    Redhand, I would share my whiskey!!!


  • #13
    maxfresh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 688 ✭✭✭maxfresh


    Ye i'll be there in 10 minutes and sure i'll stay and cook the xmas dinner aswell:P


  • #14
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Words usually preceeded by the presentation of a chronically blocked toilet.

    Will these 25 members be causing a chronically blocked toilet per chance, ohpee?


  • #15
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Do you mean clean or "clean" .... I have a man that can call around - no questions asked.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWmRTjLRMfU


  • #16
    Jess16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,176 ✭✭✭Jess16


    25 family members? I think you're due a refund from Durex


  • #17
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    call it a street party, problem solved :cool:


  • #18
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Starting a thread like this is pure procrastination.

    I would have helped OP, I swear, but I have cracked open my third can.


  • #19
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Ah, it is nearly clean now.
    Who wants to finish frosting those silly Christmas Cookies though? I tire of that as well!


    Procrastination? What is that? I started reading the definition once but was distracted and figured I would get back to it later.


  • #20
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Lust4Life wrote: »
    Who wants to finish frosting those silly Christmas Cookies though?


    Too ... easy.


    Must ... avoid ... obvious .... answer.


  • #21
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    TheUsual wrote: »
    Too ... easy.


    Must ... avoid ... obvious .... answer.

    Brilliant Sir....


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