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Breaking News from RTE

  • 24-12-2011 6:12pm
    #1
    Luap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,645 ✭✭✭


    Santa has left the North Pole and is on his way!


Comments

  • #2
    Jay D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭Jay D


    I have to do something, lazing about like an elf that has nothing to do when I should be wrapping and getting ready to visit someone :D

    Thanks for the heads up I almost forgot!


  • #3
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    "Pop quiz hot shot. There's a bomb on the sled.... its for me."


  • #4
    manlad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭manlad


    Maloney_o9 wrote: »
    Santa has left the North Pole and is on his way!

    ur full of sh*t he left ages ago and is somewhere over Russia


  • #5
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    * Gets rocket-launcher and ready's it *


  • #6
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    He's in Asia at the moment, airline pilots have reported seeing a red sleigh flying in an erratic manner, I hope he eases off the sauce before he gets to us.


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  • #7
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    ehhhhhhh no he's already been to new zealand


  • #8
    Spunge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    Saila wrote: »
    ehhhhhhh no he's already been to new zealand

    yeah, something's fishy about this santa guy.


  • #9
    Luap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,645 ✭✭✭Luap


    Have the cookies and whiskey on the ready!


  • #10
    Old Perry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,511 ✭✭✭Old Perry


    Get to bed soon!! if your up he'll just pass you by


  • #11
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    For those of you with kids, use the link below to send them a personal greeting from the big man himself.


    http://www.portablenorthpole.tv/home


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  • #12
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    I think its nice for RTE to report Santy being on his way. It must be brilliant if your a kid watching the news to hear it from such an "official" source. Fair play and Happy Christmas.


  • #13
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sir Gallagher wrote: »
    I think its nice for RTE to report Santy being on his way. It must be brilliant if your a kid watching the news to hear it from such an "official" source. Fair play and Happy Christmas.

    Kids should be in bed at this time of the evening.

    Kidding, it's nice of RTE to show this.


  • #14
    michael999999
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    When i was young our parish priest used to dress up as santa and come to our local school. He would have all the kids sit on hes lap. Many a year he emptied hes sack for the kids!


  • #15
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Great
    I have laid the bear trap on my heart and I will get the fat bastard this year.


  • #16
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    in other news, Pedobear has has begun his travels, Santa isnt the only one busy tonight ya know..


  • #17
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    Grimebox wrote: »
    Santa isn't real


    Just wait till you see what he brings you!:):):)



    http://www.ironfleet.com/wp-content/santa-crap.jpg


  • #18
    Nolanger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,556 ✭✭✭Nolanger


    Maloney_o9 wrote: »
    Santa has left the North Pole and is on his way!
    Send him to Greece.


  • #19
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    No threadspoiling, its christmas ffs.


  • #20
    Buceph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Buceph


    What? I'm sure I posted in here?


  • #21
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    I know but what about the magic, he is only 6 after all, far too young to have it spoiled on him imo.


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  • #22
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    No threadspoiling, its christmas ffs.

    Sorry, what is santa bringing you :) what have you asked for?
    Me I have asked for a BMW, he had better fcuking deliver or else.:p


  • #23
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Happy Xmas folks, yes x marks the spot where.. Christ.. apparently once was. bn away in a manger for too long


  • #24
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    hondasam wrote: »
    Sorry, what is santa bringing you :) what have you asked for?
    Me I have asked for a BMW, he had better fcuking deliver or else.:p

    Im getting a unicorn.


  • #25
    Buceph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Buceph


    LH Pathe wrote: »
    Happy Xmas folks, yes x marks the spot where.. Christ.. apparently once was. bn away in a manger for too long

    Christ was born playing Football Manager?

    Good game that.


  • #26
    Benny_Cake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,205 ✭✭✭Benny_Cake


    Red sleigh down, we got a red sleigh down.


  • #27
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Im getting a unicorn.

    You were always a spoiled brat. hope it bites you and runs away.


  • #28
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Looking forward to my 24 slab of Guinness from santa tomorrow morning.


  • #29
    sebastianlieken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭sebastianlieken


    NORAD (North American Defence) Satelites are currently tracking Santa:

    Link

    Is it just me, or do all those explosion like flashes over Tehran look rather suspicious?


  • #30
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Maloney_o9 wrote: »
    Santa has left the North Pole and is on his way!



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoX52GkTUD8


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  • #31
    tayto lover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,063 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    I wonder if i could get a lift back with him when he's going, i'm roasting here.


  • #32
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    last chance to be good boys and girls


  • #33
    sebastianlieken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭sebastianlieken


    "Santa's next stop is
    ISS, International Space Station"

    Santa you utter legend!!!


  • #34
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaVtSHrP888


  • #35
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    Ho Ho Ho...
    _to all you boys and girls with rocket launchers and ground to air missiles etc.
    I have a special present for you all
    I had a dodgy curry in Kiev last night (the Guinness didn't help) and am planning to unload all over you in Irlandais tonight.

    Large guinness fart

    Ho Ho Ho


  • #36
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Santa's next stop is

    ISS, International Space Station.

    23 Seconds.


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  • #37
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Google Earth tracker here

    http://www.noradsanta.org/en/


  • #38
    sebastianlieken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭sebastianlieken


    TheUsual wrote: »
    Google Earth tracker here

    http://www.noradsanta.org/en/

    welcome to 1 page ago.


  • #39
    Rolli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 588 ✭✭✭Rolli


    Who is this 'Santa' you speak of ?


  • #40
    Buceph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Buceph


    Rolli wrote: »
    Who is this 'Santa' you speak of ?

    Santy's brother.


  • #41
    sebastianlieken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭sebastianlieken


    Rolli wrote: »
    Who is this 'Santa' you speak of ?

    i dunno, something to do with Jesus I think. or is that Satan?... ach they're all the same! satan, santa, potato, tomato


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  • #42
    DB21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,715 ✭✭✭DB21


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    No threadspoiling, its christmas ffs.

    Shut it, starkers.

    Edit: I have a feeling that one's getting me banned


  • #43
    Luno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    RTE 6 o clock news: we can confirm that we have sighted Santa over Romania
    RTE 8 o clock news: we now have live footage of Santa leaving lapland in his sleigh
    Imposter! :eek:


  • #44
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Santa, the worst role model for drink driving since you were born


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