wat da!

braintoxic

Paddy english man paddy irish man and paddy scots man walk into a welsh bar .they all ask for the same drink ,a pint bottle of guiness.the barman was confused and said we only sell it on draught. So they had bulmers instead.

Cavehill Red

You appear to be lost. This is the humour forum.

braintoxic

Have you ever seen stevie wonders house ? Its supposed to be beautiful

braintoxic

Why cant steven hawkings dance ? .. because he has motor neurone dusease

MrJoeSoap

Don't give up the day job.

braintoxic

Doctor doctor i feel sore all over espically when my mother in law is in d house ! Is there anything u can do for me ? .. the doctor replies .. yes we will start with bloods n run a serious of tests

drunkmonkey

Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.

braintoxic

A priest a nun and a bishop were driving through the desert when they suddenly came to a stop . The bishop was the first to speak n asked the priest wat seems to be the problem, the priest slowly looked over his shouoder n said we are out of petrol

red sean

^^^^^^^^

braintoxic

red sean wrote: »

^^^^^^^^

An irish man walks out of a bar

braintoxic

Did you hear about the two black men who crashed a ferari ? It was an awful tragedy ...they were my friends

braintoxic

A black man white man and an arab were all waiting for a bus .it was 5 minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences

argosy2006

Ahhh you got to hand it to midgets
cause sometimes they can't reach

byrner88

Jaysus they are brutal jokes

Ave Sodalis

Yeay for anti-jokes!

mattjack

braintoxic wrote: »

A black man white man and an arab were all waiting for a bus .it was 5 minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences

The tide in the gene pool is low today.

EGAR

Toxic Brain -> Nomen est omen.

KK4SAM

Some All of my cracker joke are better than these. :P:P:P:P:P

braintoxic

What did the football player say to the blond before getting into bed ? .. get into bed

braintoxic

A blond was speaking with a guy she worked with,she spoke up for herself and said " listen here now i want a straight YES or NO answer!!! WHY DO U ALWAYS TELL BLOND JOKES

C0SM0

What do you call a cat in a pharmacy?

Puss in Boots.

TheBegotten

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It was hit by a van whose driver didn't even bother to slow down and was crushed into a pulp by the passage of tyres while nobody gave a fook. :eek:

braintoxic

TheBegotten wrote: »

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It was hit by a van whose driver didn't even bother to slow down and was crushed into a pulp by the passage of tyres while nobody gave a fook. :eek:

bravo

braintoxic

Dud you hear about the three spanish guys who couldnt afford tickets to fly to ireland ..they stayed at home