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Whats the biggest lie you have ever told someone?

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    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I once told my parents I loved them, but now they're buried under my dogs kennel


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    bebostunnah
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 79 ✭✭bebostunnah


    I never had a lesbian experience


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    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    That I have no bank account


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    #5
    LostCorkGuy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 445 ✭✭LostCorkGuy


    stupidusername wrote: »
    That I have no bank account

    alright bertie , howya doing ? Bet you a full account now don't ya :P


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    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    I am genuinely looking for work.


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    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I never declared bankruptcy in Northern Ireland


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    DeadbeatDancer
    Registered Users Posts: 30 ✭DeadbeatDancer


    Back when I was about 16, I was at a friend's house party and drunkenly stumbled on the kitchen tiles and smashed my front tooth in half!! I still remember my parents picking me up in the car the next morning and me praying that they'd believe the whole; "I wasn't drinking" lark!! As you can imagine, they didn't!!! That one always stands out in my mind the most because they didn't speak to me for about two weeks afterwards!!!!!


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    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    bebostunnah wrote: »
    I never had a lesbian experience

    You're a dude pretending to be a girl.


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    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Of course I'm not racist.

    Women definitely deserve equal rights.

    That money was just resting in my bank account.


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    irish_stevo815
    Registered Users Posts: 2,589 ✭✭✭irish_stevo815


    Getting down and dirty with a girl, after the night club, back at her place.

    Her: have you got the condom on?

    Me: of course.

    9 months later.......................


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    paddy kerins
    Site Banned Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭paddy kerins


    I told my mate that my Uncle owns a vineyard in Italy and that he was a millionaire a couple of years ago. He still believes it :pac:


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    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    I did not not havr sexual re....ah i'm boring myself here..


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    Johnny Foreigner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 923 ✭✭✭Johnny Foreigner


    I got over my parents passing away.


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    TheMilkyPirate
    Registered Users Posts: 5,981 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    Convinced a lot of people in a club in ibiza that we were millionaires and had an after party going on our yacht after the club. Had the suits on and cheap cigars and everything. Was right laugh


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    ThePower11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 554 ✭✭✭ThePower11


    Howya Guard, the Tax is in the post.


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    Rich11
    Registered Users Posts: 441 ✭✭Rich11


    Wow!

    Anyone ever see that episode of jeramy kyle, not that I watch it....:rolleyes: a friend;) told me this, where a Mother tells her daughter that she has cancer and it went on for a year and she even shaved her head,:mad:, some people are just sick in the head


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