Whats the biggest lie you have ever told someone?

John Doe1 · 23-12-2011 1:45am #1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd-zwe1fWB0

Yay i finally know how to embed videos

TeddyTedson · 23-12-2011 1:53am

I once told my parents I loved them, but now they're buried under my dogs kennel

bebostunnah · 23-12-2011 1:53am

I never had a lesbian experience

stupidusername · 23-12-2011 1:59am

That I have no bank account

LostCorkGuy · 23-12-2011 2:06am

stupidusername wrote: »

That I have no bank account

alright bertie , howya doing ? Bet you a full account now don't ya :P

jammstarr · 23-12-2011 2:10am

I am genuinely looking for work.

Kojak · 23-12-2011 2:15am

I never declared bankruptcy in Northern Ireland

DeadbeatDancer · 23-12-2011 2:17am

Back when I was about 16, I was at a friend's house party and drunkenly stumbled on the kitchen tiles and smashed my front tooth in half!! I still remember my parents picking me up in the car the next morning and me praying that they'd believe the whole; "I wasn't drinking" lark!! As you can imagine, they didn't!!! That one always stands out in my mind the most because they didn't speak to me for about two weeks afterwards!!!!!

TheZohanS · 23-12-2011 2:19am

bebostunnah wrote: »

I never had a lesbian experience

You're a dude pretending to be a girl.

Kylo Ren · 23-12-2011 2:20am

Of course I'm not racist.

Women definitely deserve equal rights.

That money was just resting in my bank account.

irish_stevo815 · 23-12-2011 2:20am

Getting down and dirty with a girl, after the night club, back at her place.

Her: have you got the condom on?

Me: of course.

9 months later.......................

paddy kerins · 23-12-2011 2:58am

I told my mate that my Uncle owns a vineyard in Italy and that he was a millionaire a couple of years ago. He still believes it :pac:

RichieC · 23-12-2011 3:01am

I did not not havr sexual re....ah i'm boring myself here..

Johnny Foreigner · 23-12-2011 3:05am

I got over my parents passing away.

TheMilkyPirate · 23-12-2011 4:30am

Convinced a lot of people in a club in ibiza that we were millionaires and had an after party going on our yacht after the club. Had the suits on and cheap cigars and everything. Was right laugh

ThePower11 · 23-12-2011 4:38am

Howya Guard, the Tax is in the post.

Rich11 · 23-12-2011 4:50am

Wow!

Anyone ever see that episode of jeramy kyle, not that I watch it....:rolleyes: a friend;) told me this, where a Mother tells her daughter that she has cancer and it went on for a year and she even shaved her head,:mad:, some people are just sick in the head

Whats the biggest lie you have ever told someone?

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