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My next girlfriend.

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  • 23-12-2011 12:59am
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    TheUsual
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    I have a very sad story and am a bit broken up about it now so I don't want to post private information on here.

    But I have learned a lesson from my broken heart ... my next girlfriend will be nothing like my ex-girlfriend.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_PrT25o8Vs


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    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    TheUsual wrote: »
    my next girlfriend will be nothing like my ex-girlfriend.

    She'll have no boobs and a cock instead of a gee???


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    TheUsual
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    kfallon wrote: »
    She'll have no boobs and a cock instead of a gee???

    I was thinking of going to Thailand next year, is it any good ?


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    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    TheUsual wrote: »
    I was thinking of going to Thailand next year, is it any good ?

    You any good at Ping Pong?


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    GetWithIt
    Registered Users Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭GetWithIt


    Jeeze TheUsual, are, are you ok? Wanna talk?


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    starbelgrade
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    GetWithIt wrote: »
    Jeeze TheUsual, are, are you ok? Wanna talk?

    No flirting here. Take it to PM.


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    mfceiling
    Registered Users Posts: 12,789 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    I remember sitting opposite a Thai girl on the dart...she had a really short skirt on and I kept thinking "please don't get an erection"...................................................................but she did...


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    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    GetWithIt wrote: »
    Jeeze TheUsual, are, are you ok? Wanna talk?

    Get With It .... oh I see you already have.


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    lar203
    Registered Users Posts: 63 ✭✭lar203


    hey my girlfriend does not look like the one's in that video i'll have to get a new one too..................


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    Kanoe
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    I feel ya op, I feel ya


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    #11
    Stained Class
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    So OP......what was your last GF like?

    Don't say The Usual.......


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    Wibbles19
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    Once me and my best mate get rid of our husbands we will give it a lash ;)


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    starbelgrade
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    Wibbles19 wrote: »
    Once me and my best mate get rid of our husbands we will give it a lash ;)

    With a double ended dildo?

    Nice.


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    itsallaboutheL
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    Kanoe wrote: »
    I feel ya op, I feel ya

    Jeez, ye broke up, would you ever **** off and leave the poor lad alone.


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    TheUsual wrote: »
    ... my next girlfriend will be nothing like my ex-girlfriend.

    That's usually how normal people play it. Welcome to the real world.


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    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,449 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I'm Eoin McLove. I've no willy


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    TheUsual
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    Nasty posters... I was just looking for some love ... minus penis.


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    kfallon
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    TheUsual wrote: »
    Nasty posters... I was just looking for some love ... minus penis.

    No deal!


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    TheUsual wrote: »
    Nasty posters... I was just looking for some love ... minus penis.
    How about a black mumba?


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    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    kfallon wrote: »
    No deal!
    Kiera wrote: »
    How about a black mumba?

    Nasty ass mofo's.

    I was just looking for some ghetto lovin.


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    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Kiera wrote: »
    How about a black mumba?

    Why does everything have to come back to black mumba with you? :pac:


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    TheUsual wrote: »
    Nasty ass mofo's.

    I was just looking for some ghetto lovin.
    Can i not get ghetto with it? :(
    kfallon wrote: »
    Why does everything have to come back to black mumba with you? :pac:

    Cause i like em big :D


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    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Kiera wrote: »
    Cause i like em big :D

    Little n' large :P


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    TheUsual
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    Kiera wrote: »
    Can i not get ghetto with it? :(

    Northside love baby.
    Unless it's my baby.


    It's my new rap song.


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    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    TheUsual wrote: »
    Northside love baby.
    Unless it's my baby.


    It's my new rap song.

    More of a no.2 than a no.1 imo ;)

    :pac:


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    TheUsual
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    kfallon wrote: »
    More of a no.2 than a no.1 imo ;)
    :pac:

    No.2 this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwoM5fLITfk


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    bnt
    Registered Users Posts: 12,965 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Kiera wrote: »
    How about a black mumba?
    What's a "mumba", and has anyone told Samantha about this thread?

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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    #28
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Kiera wrote: »
    That's usually how normal people play it. Welcome to the real world.

    Explain and critique what it means to be in the real world and what the real world comprises, mininum 1000 wordcount, with a snazy Beatles lyric thrown in there along the way.


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