Things you do others could view as psychotic

TeddyTedson

I have a notepad I use for keeping a few notes on people I know, nothing amazing written in it really, just money I'm owed, arguments pending, ways individuals have wronged me and nice things people have done for me too. Just little notes, I'm not writing down full blown profiles about people...yet It just helps me remember things though I otherwise might forget. I was thinking though, if I ever murdered someone and the DailyMail got wind that the police found this notepad in my house, they would go to town on me. I can just imagine the headlines:rolleyes:
I also sometimes go to take a piss, and stand over the bowl and imagine I have 5 seconds to piss in the face of someone who has wronged me. I imagine they are taunting me and unless I time it just right a perspex screen will appear and shield them from (and I can't believe I actually have a reason for saying this now) being blasted with my piss.
I have a few more sexual ones that I won't go in to. But we're all a little psychotic in our ways to some extent.
I'd love to hear what psychotic ways others might have.

TeddyTedson

*Whoops this was meant for AH*

TeddyTedson

I've posted it over there now so if someone wants to lock this one?

MrStuffins

Sometimes I start a thread and then reply to myself twice before anyone else does. Weird eh?

TeddyTedson

MrStuffins wrote: »

Sometimes I start a thread and then reply to myself twice before anyone else does. Weird eh?

*gets pen*

Panthro

Seem as the OP has the same thread running over in After Hours, I'll close this one.