Aristotle is on The Dole

later12

I had a dream that Aristotle was on the dole.

They've been geniuses from the beginning, those Greeks.

He would have, too.

Signing on once a month.

Imparting dry witticisms to Bridie in the post office when collecting his giro.

On about the budget,

All politicians are muck savages, he'd moan, dragging the last puff out of his cigarette.

Men who work for a living are fools, Aristotle once remarked to a scholar in a throwaway remark, out of earshot of a social welfare inspector.

hondasam

Thought he was dead

L.Jenkins

He was, but he heard about free money!

Oranage2

Amongst many other stories and battles of wit with johno as they waited in line.

chucken1

I'd dream of someone more classy..like Pythagoras. Thats if I dreamt..which I dont. Not when I'm asleep anyway.

Oranage2

chucken1 wrote: »

I'd dream of someone more classy..like Pythagoras. Thats if I dreamt..which I dont. Not when I'm asleep anyway.

Ha Ha, Aristotle laughed, being awake is for dreaming, thinking is for when you're sat on the toilet.

chucken1

Oranage2 wrote: »

Ha Ha, Aristotle laughed, being awake is for dreaming, thinking is for when you're sat on the toilet.

Hmmmm you bring a good point to the table. But you know only men sit that long

Us wimmin think,dream and do stuff all at the same time :cool:

Oranage2

chucken1 wrote: »

Hmmmm you bring a good point to the table. But you know only men sit that long

Us wimmin think,dream and do stuff all at the same time :cool:

As Aristotle turned away he muttered under his breath "B1tches be crazy".

chucken1

Oranage2 wrote: »

As Aristotle turned away he muttered under his breath "B1tches be crazy".

Hmmmm, he more than likely would've phrased it like this..

οι γυναίκες είναι λαμπρή

Oranage2

chucken1 wrote: »

Hmmmm, he more than likely would've phrased it like this..

οι γυναίκες είναι λαμπρή

Aristotle roars ferociously "Nobody corrects Aristotle, certainly not a lowly concubine"

chucken1

I fart in your general direction Ar..you dont mind if I call you Ar?

Oranage2

"Damn those scum journalists to hell, I told them to never quote me when I'm doing opium" Aristotle remarked as he shook his head is disgust

later12

chucken1 wrote: »

I'd dream of someone more classy..like Pythagoras. Thats if I dreamt..which I dont. Not when I'm asleep anyway.

If Pythagarus were around he would for sure post in TCN

Pythagarus's rules:

1. To abstain from beans.

2. Not to pick up what has fallen.

3. Not to touch a white cock.

4. Not to break bread.

5. Not to step over a crossbar.

6. Not to stir the fire with iron.

7. Not to eat from a whole loaf.

8. Not to pluck a garland.

9. Not to sit on a quart measure.

10. Not to eat the heart.

11. Not to walk on highways.

12. Not to let swallows share one's roof.