assaulted on dublin bus

slum dog

i was assaulted by a lady on a dublin bus this morning. i was sitting upstairs on the double decker bus with my bag beside me because there was water on the floor. normally i am conscious of the needs of other passenger when leaving my bag beside me on buses or trains but because the floor was wet i wasnt going to chance getting my books wet. there wasnt many people on the bus at the time and i was beside the stairs. as we pulled into a bus stop i was looking out the window. suddenly i felt something touch my genitals which startled me and i turned to the side. i discovered that a lady had just put my bag on my lap which in turn came in contact with my genitals. i was shocked and embarrassed at what just happened and it took me about 5 seconds to catch my breath and ask the lady WHAT THE FCUK SHE WAS DOING. i said to her that she should of asked me to move my bag if she wanted to sit beside me and that she shouldnt just of taken it upon her self to move my bag and place it so rudely on top of my lap. her right to sit in the seat beside me didnt give her the right to move my bag which came in contact with my genitals which left me severely distraught and embarrassed. the lady said she asked and i challeneged her onthat claiming that she didnt. she said that she had a croke in her voice which meant i couldnt here her but it didnt seem apparent at the time. she then apologised for what she done ad accepted what she did was wrong.i am so upset at what has happened

ThePower11

wut?

tittle mouse

assaulted????:rolleyes:

wolfmoon87

Is it really that upsetting that someone touched your bag?

Unique User Name

Wow. The assault hurt you so much that you can no longer punctuate I do hope that you recover from this

Ian Beale

I think the bigger issue is why weren't you wearing trousers?

woodoo

She should have slapped you

FloatingVoter

You should have been wearing clothes. It's accepted these days.

PseudoFamous

So you left your bag taking up a seat, and you were offended when somebody moved your bag, which was taking up a seat, onto your lap, and sat in the seat.

You're either trolling or a dick.

mattjack

Biko's a hoverin' .....the lock is coming

ShamoBuc

You got a free feel - get over it!

phasers

...genitals.

jam_mac_jam

Jesus christ. Time to go and read a book. The internet is full of mad people.

Kiera

And why couldnt you have kept your bag on your lap?

Teyla Emmagan

You are kidding right? That's not assault!!!

cocoshovel

Can I touch your genitals?

neil_hosey

id love if some lady touched my genitals.. i dont see the problem here..

The Internet Explorer

Bitches be assaulting people on Dublin Bus.

tittle mouse

she had every right to blast you with piss

Zen65

slum dog wrote: »

normally i am conscious of the needs of other passenger when leaving my bag beside me on buses or trains but because the floor was wet i wasnt going to chance getting my books wet.

Why did you not keep the bag on your lap to start with?

slum dog wrote: »

i was shocked and embarrassed at what just happened and it took me about 5 seconds to catch my breath and ask the lady WHAT THE FCUK SHE WAS DOING.

Frankly you don't come across well out of this story. You sound like an ill-tempered brat.

Z

dlofnep

Please ban this poster from AH for subjecting me to this shíte. Assaulted me hole.

Martyn1989

slum dog wrote: »

i was assaulted by a lady on a dublin bus this morning. i was sitting upstairs on the double decker bus with my bag beside me because there was water on the floor. normally i am conscious of the needs of other passenger when leaving my bag beside me on buses or trains but because the floor was wet i wasnt going to chance getting my books wet. there wasnt many people on the bus at the time and i was beside the stairs. as we pulled into a bus stop i was looking out the window. suddenly i felt something touch my genitals which startled me and i turned to the side. i discovered that a lady had just put my bag on my lap which in turn came in contact with my genitals. i was shocked and embarrassed at what just happened and it took me about 5 seconds to catch my breath and ask the lady WHAT THE FCUK SHE WAS DOING. i said to her that she should of asked me to move my bag if she wanted to sit beside me and that she shouldnt just of taken it upon her self to move my bag and place it so rudely on top of my lap. her right to sit in the seat beside me didnt give her the right to move my bag which came in contact with my genitals which left me severely distraught and embarrassed. the lady said she asked and i challeneged her onthat claiming that she didnt. she said that she had a croke in her voice which meant i couldnt here her but it didnt seem apparent at the time. she then apologised for what she done ad accepted what she did was wrong.i am so upset at what has happened

was she hot?

My name is URL

For jaysuses sake

spdmrphy

Are your genitals ok?

marcsignal

slum dog wrote: »

suddenly i felt something touch my genitals which startled me and i turned to the side. i discovered that a lady had just put my bag on my lap which in turn came in contact with my genitals. i was shocked and embarrassed at what just happened and it took me about 5 seconds to catch my breath and ask the lady WHAT THE FCUK SHE WAS DOING.

was she holding the bag like this at the time ?

if so, that's not assault, she was coming on to you

Eathrin

What surprises me most is that the OP has a 3 digit post count:eek:

MagicSean

I take it the brief touching of your genitals made you hard and that's why you were embarassed.

Biggins

*yawn*

bryaner

slum dog wrote: »

i was assaulted by a lady on a dublin bus this morning. i was sitting upstairs on the double decker bus with my bag beside me because there was water on the floor. normally i am conscious of the needs of other passenger when leaving my bag beside me on buses or trains but because the floor was wet i wasnt going to chance getting my books wet. there wasnt many people on the bus at the time and i was beside the stairs. as we pulled into a bus stop i was looking out the window. suddenly i felt something touch my genitals which startled me and i turned to the side. i discovered that a lady had just put my bag on my lap which in turn came in contact with my genitals. i was shocked and embarrassed at what just happened and it took me about 5 seconds to catch my breath and ask the lady WHAT THE FCUK SHE WAS DOING. i said to her that she should of asked me to move my bag if she wanted to sit beside me and that she shouldnt just of taken it upon her self to move my bag and place it so rudely on top of my lap. her right to sit in the seat beside me didnt give her the right to move my bag which came in contact with my genitals which left me severely distraught and embarrassed. the lady said she asked and i challeneged her onthat claiming that she didnt. she said that she had a croke in her voice which meant i couldnt here her but it didnt seem apparent at the time. she then apologised for what she done ad accepted what she did was wrong.i am so upset at what has happened

Man the fcuk up and cop on..

slum dog

Zen65 wrote: »

Why did you not keep the bag on your lap to start with?

Z

the floor was wet. i had all my book s and notes in there so i didnt want them getting wet

stupidusername

it's been a while since i laughed this much at something on AH :D:D very good!