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  • 18-12-2011 8:22pm
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    four18
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 460 ✭✭


    Picture this. Recovering Alcoholic, Wife blew me out,Not drink related, She is a bit strange. I now have 74 k in my account. Valid laser card, House paid off, Will I just have a Blast ? Thailand springs to my head, I dont have to blow the lot...but a bit.....


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    #2
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    You a former property developer?


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    #3
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Wait what? How does your wife blowing you leave 74k in the bank??

    You're one expensive gigolo ...


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    four18
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 460 ✭✭four18


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Wait what? How does your wife blowing you leave 74k in the bank??

    You're one expensive gigolo ...
    she dont know


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    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    This is going to be fun.


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    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Honestly I don't even know what is happening, how on earth did he get 74k? And what has it got to do with the wife not knowing :confused: and something about blowing him out?


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    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    For a second I thought it was still Saturday night.


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    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Wait what? How does your wife blowing you leave 74k in the bank??

    You're one expensive gigolo ...


    Yeah it usually leaves you with around that in debt.

    OP don't blow to much of it, a small continental holiday should suffice.

    74Kis a nice cushion for a new beginning.

    Good luck.


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    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,437 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    four18 wrote: »
    Wife blew me

    Sounds lethal alright


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    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,068 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Maybe you should play it cool OP.. no point in going nuts for a few months and regretting it in the long term.


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    Snakeblood
    Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    four18 wrote: »
    Picture this. Recovering Alcoholic, Wife blew me out,Not drink related, She is a bit strange. I now have 74 k in my account. Valid laser card, House paid off, Will I just have a Blast ? Thailand springs to my head, I dont have to blow the lot...but a bit.....

    Buy some steak knives. You need this.


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    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    four18 wrote: »
    Picture this. Recovering Alcoholic, Wife blew me out,Not drink related, She is a bit strange. I now have 74 k in my account. Valid laser card, House paid off, Will I just have a Blast ? Thailand springs to my head, I dont have to blow the lot...but a bit.....

    You sure it's not drink related?


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    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    Are you saying your wife left you and you have a few bob in the bank? Or you got a blowjob, or what?


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    four18
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 460 ✭✭four18


    It really is. My mas gaff was sold and this is my cut. I would **** it off the pier in Howth rather than give her a cent. She got everything else I have. Thank god there was no kids involved or she would have had a field day


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    four18
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 460 ✭✭four18


    longshanks wrote: »
    Are you saying your wife left you and you have a few bob in the bank? Or you got a blowjob, or what?
    yes I hid a few bob


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    pragmatic1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Have a nice holiday and enjoy yourself. But dont blow the lot.


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    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    four18 wrote: »
    It really is. My mas gaff was sold and this is my cut. I would **** it off the pier in Howth rather than give her a cent. She got everything else I have. Thank god there was no kids involved or she would have had a field day

    Ohhh I understand now what has happened.

    Long day. :rolleyes:


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    Vanbis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,724 ✭✭✭Vanbis


    four18 wrote: »
    yes I hid a few bob

    Nicely done ;).

    Why not go travelling for a while if you can? and send your ex a postcard from every place you visit.


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    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    Enjoy your trip, but don't go back on the booze. Go to Thailand and get hold of some Thai sticks to smoke instead. Then enjoy a few nice massages and always with a "happy end". When you come back to Ireland you'll still be a recovering alcoholic - and still dry.:):)

    Good luck to you!;);)


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    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    You wouldn't give us a grand, would ya?


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    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    four18 wrote: »
    Thank god there was no kids involved or she would have had a field day


    Yeah...thank god...


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    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,068 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Yeah...thank god...

    lol.. your post mining skills know no bounds =)


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    cosanostra
    Registered Users Posts: 878 ✭✭✭cosanostra


    Any chance you could send a few grand up to Donegal and i'll have a few beers for you


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    Icaras
    Registered Users Posts: 926 ✭✭✭Icaras


    Page 2 and no one said coke and hookers? Whats happened to AH?

    Anyway I think you should get bling, lots of bling and a white top hat, and a cane.


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    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    I'll go with you OP. You'll get lonely and need company.


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    Wattle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    Yeah off you go to Thailand and find yourself a nice Thai girl. No way are they interested in money though they'll probably be cheaper than your wife.


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    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Life for the OP with the wife & kids must be awful dull if he has to make shit up & post it on the internet to get his kicks.

    Nice work Zohan. ;)


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    Swampy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭Swampy


    Booze it up.


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    saa
    Registered Users Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    Ah hold on one bedroom flats will be 50k in no time ;)


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    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Lies make Baby Jesus cry OP.


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    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,534 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    TheZohan wrote: »
    four18 wrote: »
    Thank god there was no kids involved or she would have had a field day


    Yeah...thank god...
    Could be a child from another relationship. OP enjoy your money. My advice is spend a little here and there and live a lot. People have an knack of becoming your friend when you have money so be careful who you tell.


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