World war Two, what if........

frag420

So recently we got talking in the pub over a few brewskies and we got talking about war and peace etc. I then thought to myself....... How would the world have turned out if instead of Ze Germans, the Japanese and Allies dropping actual bombs on each other maiming and killing thousands of people they dropped................. jaeger bombs!!! That's right jaeger bombs.

You could have B52 bombers dropping huge vats of redbull followed by a jaeger carpet bombing!!! Would America be the superpower they are today? Would Ze Germans still be as uptight??? Would the Japanese be the electronic wizards they are today?? Would Ireland still be fooked??

Answers on a postcard to the usual address........

frAg

Toby Take a Bow

frag420 wrote: »

You could have B52 bombers dropping huge vats of redbull followed by a jaeger carpet bombing!!! Would America be the superpower they are today? Would Ze Germans still be as uptight??? Would the Japanese be the electronic wizards they are today?? Would Ireland still be fooked??
frAg

How would dropping jaeger on Germans make them less uptight?

Kevin Duffy

I'm sure that seemed like a fascinating conversation at the time.

galwayrush

Jaeger with Monster wins:)

galwayrush

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

I'm sure that seemed like a fascinating conversation at the time.

One of those ' you had to be there' ones...:D

Latchy

I wonder what would happen if I nominate this thread as the worst in AH of 2011 .:)

Biggins

frag420 wrote: »

So recently we got talking in the pub over a few brewskies and we got talking about war and peace etc. I then thought to myself....... How would the world have turned out if instead of Ze Germans, the Japanese and Allies dropping actual bombs on each other maiming and killing thousands of people they dropped................. jaeger bombs!!! That's right jaeger bombs.

You could have B52 bombers dropping huge vats of redbull followed by a jaeger carpet bombing!!! Would America be the superpower they are today? Would Ze Germans still be as uptight??? Would the Japanese be the electronic wizards they are today?? Would Ireland still be fooked??

Answers on a postcard to the usual address........

frAg

Wha?

ejmaztec

Latchy wrote: »

I wonder what would happen if I nominate this thread as the worst in AH of 2011 .:)

I'd probably thank you if it were true.:D

Johro

Hmm... Reminds me comp needs a de-frag.

Latchy

ejmaztec wrote: »

I'd probably thank you if it were true.:D

Oh goodie goodie ....only two weeks left .;)

brummytom

I'm sure this is much funnier after a few drinks

Biggins

brummytom wrote: »

I'm sure this is much funnier after a few drinks

They'd wanna be some drinks!

Johro

brummytom wrote: »

I'm sure this is much funnier after a few drinks

I'm not..

later12

In the future, robot wars will be fought in Space.

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Chuck Stone

brummytom wrote: »

I'm sure this is much funnier after a few drinks

In an imaginary pub with imaginary friends?

Johro

Biggins wrote: »

They'd wanna be some drinks!

Jaeger bombs...

Kevin Duffy

galwayrush wrote: »

One of those ' you had to be there' ones...:D

More like a "be glad you weren't there" one.

brummytom wrote: »

I'm sure this is much funnier after a few an awful lot of drinks

FYP

Johro

pokertalk wrote: »

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A mars a day.

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dx22 wrote: »

Imagine if that actually happended...the whole of europe would now be run by the germans... shudders

yay

Kim_Il_Jong

I like cake.

charlemont

Should have dropped weed instead.

hucklebuck

Ireland would rule the world due to our ability to hold our drink

OP, all your insite and chat and no mention of turning the B52 planes into B52 coctails? Very disappointing :P

jester77

Good thing they didn't win WWII or they would be controlling Europe!

And you do know that Jäger means hunter

Superbus

later10 wrote: »

In the future, robot wars will be fought in Space.

In the past, Robot Wars were fought on Spaced.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ77e-Uzscs

Biggins

galwayrush wrote: »

Jaeger with Monster wins:)

Johro wrote: »

Jaeger bombs...

Meh!

Lash some REAL Italian Grappa into you and tell me all about it IF you recover within a week! :pac:

J K

brewskies.

Cú Giobach

Well the Russians were all mostly pissed out of their heads when they bashed their way from Moscow to Berlin so.........?
Although the Japanese aren't the best at holding their drink so they would probably have just ended up with a mass Karaoke-fest, I have images of the Akagi, Yamato.... etc, sailing erratically around the Pacific to the out of tune strains of "Love Lift us Up Where We Belong".

Victor

Cú Giobach wrote: »

Although the Japanese aren't the best at holding their drink so they would probably have just ended up with a mass Karaoke-fest, I have images of the Akagi, Yamato.... etc, sailing erratically around the Pacific to the out of tune strains of "Love Lift us Up Where We Belong".

You mean as a last ditch measure they would use Karaoke bombers?

Cú Giobach

Victor wrote: »

You mean as a last ditch measure they would use Karaoke bombers?

Groan...... you forgot this.