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World war Two, what if........

  • 17-12-2011 10:58pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭


    So recently we got talking in the pub over a few brewskies and we got talking about war and peace etc. I then thought to myself....... How would the world have turned out if instead of Ze Germans, the Japanese and Allies dropping actual bombs on each other maiming and killing thousands of people they dropped................. jaeger bombs!!! That's right jaeger bombs.

    You could have B52 bombers dropping huge vats of redbull followed by a jaeger carpet bombing!!! Would America be the superpower they are today? Would Ze Germans still be as uptight??? Would the Japanese be the electronic wizards they are today?? Would Ireland still be fooked??

    Answers on a postcard to the usual address........

    frAg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭Toby Take a Bow


    frag420 wrote: »
    You could have B52 bombers dropping huge vats of redbull followed by a jaeger carpet bombing!!! Would America be the superpower they are today? Would Ze Germans still be as uptight??? Would the Japanese be the electronic wizards they are today?? Would Ireland still be fooked??
    frAg

    How would dropping jaeger on Germans make them less uptight?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    I'm sure that seemed like a fascinating conversation at the time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Jaeger with Monster wins:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I'm sure that seemed like a fascinating conversation at the time.

    One of those ' you had to be there' ones...:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    I wonder what would happen if I nominate this thread as the worst in AH of 2011 .:)


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    frag420 wrote: »
    So recently we got talking in the pub over a few brewskies and we got talking about war and peace etc. I then thought to myself....... How would the world have turned out if instead of Ze Germans, the Japanese and Allies dropping actual bombs on each other maiming and killing thousands of people they dropped................. jaeger bombs!!! That's right jaeger bombs.

    You could have B52 bombers dropping huge vats of redbull followed by a jaeger carpet bombing!!! Would America be the superpower they are today? Would Ze Germans still be as uptight??? Would the Japanese be the electronic wizards they are today?? Would Ireland still be fooked??

    Answers on a postcard to the usual address........

    frAg

    Wha? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,257 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Latchy wrote: »
    I wonder what would happen if I nominate this thread as the worst in AH of 2011 .:)

    I'd probably thank you if it were true.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Hmm... Reminds me comp needs a de-frag.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    I'd probably thank you if it were true.:D
    Oh goodie goodie ....only two weeks left .;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    I'm sure this is much funnier after a few drinks


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    brummytom wrote: »
    I'm sure this is much funnier after a few drinks

    They'd wanna be some drinks! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    brummytom wrote: »
    I'm sure this is much funnier after a few drinks
    I'm not..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    In the future, robot wars will be fought in Space.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 806 ✭✭✭pokertalk


    iron helps us play


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    brummytom wrote: »
    I'm sure this is much funnier after a few drinks

    In an imaginary pub with imaginary friends?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Biggins wrote: »
    They'd wanna be some drinks! :D
    Jaeger bombs...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    galwayrush wrote: »
    One of those ' you had to be there' ones...:D

    More like a "be glad you weren't there" one.
    brummytom wrote: »
    I'm sure this is much funnier after a few an awful lot of drinks

    FYP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    pokertalk wrote: »
    iron helps us play
    A mars a day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 806 ✭✭✭pokertalk


    dx22 wrote: »
    Imagine if that actually happended...the whole of europe would now be run by the germans... shudders
    yay


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭Kim_Il_Jong


    I like cake.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    Should have dropped weed instead.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,173 ✭✭✭hucklebuck


    Ireland would rule the world due to our ability to hold our drink :D

    OP, all your insite and chat and no mention of turning the B52 planes into B52 coctails? Very disappointing :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Good thing they didn't win WWII or they would be controlling Europe!

    And you do know that Jäger means hunter ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    later10 wrote: »
    In the future, robot wars will be fought in Space.

    In the past, Robot Wars were fought on Spaced.



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Jaeger with Monster wins:)
    Johro wrote: »
    Jaeger bombs...

    Meh!

    Lash some REAL Italian Grappa into you and tell me all about it IF you recover within a week! :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 468 ✭✭J K


    brewskies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭Cú Giobach


    Well the Russians were all mostly pissed out of their heads when they bashed their way from Moscow to Berlin so.........?
    Although the Japanese aren't the best at holding their drink so they would probably have just ended up with a mass Karaoke-fest, I have images of the Akagi, Yamato.... etc, sailing erratically around the Pacific to the out of tune strains of "Love Lift us Up Where We Belong".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,647 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Although the Japanese aren't the best at holding their drink so they would probably have just ended up with a mass Karaoke-fest, I have images of the Akagi, Yamato.... etc, sailing erratically around the Pacific to the out of tune strains of "Love Lift us Up Where We Belong".
    You mean as a last ditch measure they would use Karaoke bombers?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭Cú Giobach


    Victor wrote: »
    You mean as a last ditch measure they would use Karaoke bombers?
    Groan...... you forgot this. :D


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