Someone tried to steal my car

Sam Vimes

So I drove to the pub last night and left my car in the car park overnight. I got back to it today to find the lock tumbler hanging out so it looks like someone tried to steal it.

What the would be thieves didn't know is that the whole locking mechanism on the driver's side is broken so they broke off the tumbler only to find that the door still wouldn't open

Luckily they gave up then and didn't try the passenger side which would have worked. I was going to get the mechanism fixed a few months ago but it would've been expensive and I use the remote anyway so I didn't bother. I'm glad I didn't now!

Anyway, just thought I'd share this mildly satisfying story with AH. Anyone got any similar stories?

Micky Dolenz

I once lost the remote for the TV but found it behind the couch.

Ficheall

Sam Vimes wrote: »

Anyone got any similar stories?

You drove to the pub last night and left your car in the car park overnight. You got back to it today to find the lock tumbler hanging out so it looked like someone tried to steal it.

What the would be thieves didn't know was that the whole locking mechanism on the driver's side was broken so they broke off the tumbler only to find that the door still wouldn't open

Luckily they gave up then and didn't try the passenger side which would have worked. You had been going to get the mechanism fixed a few months ago but it would've been expensive and you use the remote anyway so you didn't bother. You're glad you didn't now!

Arawn

A guy once tried to steal my girlfriend, so after we broke a bit down the line I went and had a thing with his sister:cool:

Someone tried to steal my car once, they went to all the trouble of breaking in but the battery was dead! I think they even tried to push start it cos it was out if the driveway sitting in the middle of the road

Sam Vimes

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I once lost the remote for the TV but found it behind the couch.

OMG, those must have been a traumatic few minutes before you found it :eek:

dlofnep

A guy from my area was in town a few months back. He's a junky scumbag. In anycase, he was present at a stabbing of an innocent man in my estate (The poor man's health has been destroyed ever since). He went into town later that day, high off his head and tried to start on some random innocents walking past him. Words were exchanged and he pulled a knife on them, but ended up stabbing himself in the hand by accident and had to go out to hospital, where he was caught.

Micky Dolenz

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I once lost the remote for the TV but found it behind the couch.

I once lost the remote for the TV but found it in my hand all along.

Sam Vimes

Sam Vimes wrote: »

OMG, those must have been a traumatic few minutes before you find it :eek:

He probably spent ages looking for it all over the house but still wouldn't walk over to the tv to change channel

dlofnep

dlofnep wrote: »

A guy from my area was in town a few months back. He's a junky scumbag. In anycase, he was present at a stabbing of an innocent man in my estate (The poor man's health has been destroyed ever since). He went into town later that day, high off his head and tried to start on some random innocents walking past him. Words were exchanged and he pulled a knife on them, but ended up stabbing himself in the hand by accident and had to go out to hospital, where he was caught.

Red handed?

Skid

Sam Vimes wrote: »

So I drove to the pub last night and left my car in the car park overnight. ...

Are the Movie rights still available for this story?

This has Oscars written all over it

mattjack

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I once lost the remote for the TV but found it behind the couch.

I find if you get duct tape and tape the remote to your thigh , you wont lose it again.It can be an interesting conversation topic when in the local.

nicechick!

Damn! If only they'd found my car!! I've been leaving my car door unlocked everywhere hoping someone would rob my car :eek:

Wetai

Must've been one of them fancy pirates.
"You wouldn't steal a car.."

Herb Powell

I used to steal cars but then I took an arrow in the knee

barone

tried to rob a car last night, was an absolute bastard to try and get open,spent a good while at it aswell,gave up in the end left the lock hangin there and walked away..

after i pissed all over the passenger door

ejmaztec

Deleted User wrote: »

Red handed?

No, by the balls until he squealed like a pig.

Chuck Stone

I have a story.


I put a t-shirt on inside-out once.

mr kr0nik

i started off downloading music and then moved onto stealing cars. does that help?

bigneacy

Deleted User wrote: »

Someone tried to steal my car once, they went to all the trouble of breaking in but the battery was dead! I think they even tried to push start it cos it was out if the driveway sitting in the middle of the road

Someone tried to steal my car once, but the battery was dead. They tried to push start it out onto the middle of the road, but it still wouldn't start for them. So they just burned it instead.

*****.

Suryavarman

Herb Powell wrote: »

I used to steal cars but then I took an arrow in the knee

I used to like memes but then this one came along.

dxhound2005

Sam Vimes wrote: »

So I drove to the pub last night and left my car in the car park overnight. I got back to it today to find the lock tumbler hanging out so it looks like someone tried to steal it.

What the would be thieves didn't know is that the whole locking mechanism on the driver's side is broken so they broke off the tumbler only to find that the door still wouldn't open

Luckily they gave up then and didn't try the passenger side which would have worked. I was going to get the mechanism fixed a few months ago but it would've been expensive and I use the remote anyway so I didn't bother. I'm glad I didn't now!

Anyway, just thought I'd share this mildly satisfying story with AH. Anyone got any similar stories?

It's a good story all right but you didn't need to use the word So at the start.

Johro

mattjack wrote: »

I find if you get duct tape and tape the remote to your thigh , you wont lose it again.It can be an interesting conversation topic when in the local.

Also when you get home and you OH spots it.

RMD

One guy sold me his pubes. So I cut his parents up and made a chilli out of them. Then I dooped him into eating it in front of the whole town at a Chilli cook off.

Sam Vimes

dxhound2005 wrote: »

It's a good story all right but you didn't need to use the word So at the start.

So please so accept so my so wholehearted so apologies.....so

hucklebuck

RMD wrote: »

One guy sold me his pubes. So I cut his parents up and made a chilli out of them. Then I dooped him into eating it in front of the whole town at a Chilli cook off.

Eric? I thought you died after eating all the skin off the KFC?:D

hucklebuck

I sold this Makea chordless powerdrill in the local paper and then six months later I received the very same one back as a Christmas present from my brother-in-law, minus the powerpack:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcFJiiyYzJQ

seanybiker

Few fellas tried to rob me mates car a few years ago. Broke the door when they ripped the top of it out to unlock the car.
Fooking eegits never even tried the door because it wasn't even locked.
They went to the same fellas other car. Broke door and hot wired the car and all. Sadly they didn't think that one through eiter. Mate had the battery and spark plugs in his garage. Ah well.

I left me bike outside the pub one night and it got robbed. Brought the replacement bike with me then a few months later and got caught drink driving.

ChunkyLover_53

Broke into a car last night in a pub car park.
I hid in the back, when the guy came to collect it.
I'm in his house now watching him masturbate.

hucklebuck

In the 60's my mam and dad were dating and went out for the day, dad left his car at mams and they went off in mams car. At the end of the day dad was driving them back to mams when he saw he car coming towards him with a toerag driving it.

Dad did a uturn and followed the scumbag, when they were stopped at the lights dad grabbed the wheel brace and ordered the scumbag out of his car and had him nicked!

wyndham

Ireland's Dumbest Criminals. TV3 will snap up the rights.

simon360

Herb Powell wrote: »

I used to steal cars but then I took an arrow in the knee

I was also like that, I used to steal arrows but then I took a car to the knee

biko

I once had a moped - but it was stolen.

chin_grin

I lost my glasses once. But they were on my head.


But............I don't wear glasses!? Then who was phone?

pokertalk

two blokes tried to rob my car but crashed it at the top of my road and legged it.
















fools were supposed to burn it out so it saved me havin to pay them

W.Shakes-Beer

There was a spider in the bath once.