"He'll be born in Germany but his feet will touch Irish soil first"

InkSlinger67

Won't his feet touch German soil regardless?

LighterGuy

I call the big one bitie?

44leto

Err what is the OP on about??

galwayrush

Do Germany not own our soil yet?::rolleyes:

spirit_77

op's sniffing kerrygold.

InkSlinger67

galwayrush wrote: »

Do Germany not own our soil yet?::rolleyes:

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout bro!

good luck to him bringing a box of dirt through customs

bicardi19

Physco mother in law from hell.

Superbus

Safe journ.

I'm afraid I'm just too sad to finish that word.

The_Kew_Tour

He wont be able walk for bit I say when the baby is born unless they are freaking animal

linkedup

the mother in that ad is the ultimate dose

El Weirdo

bluewolf wrote: »

good luck to him bringing a box of dirt through customs

And even if he does, I'd be pretty sure that the midwife won't be too happy with him holding a box of dirt at his missus' fanny whilst she's giving birth.

BOHtox

180!!!!

BrokenArrows

44leto wrote: »

Err what is the OP on about??

The op is talking about a "butter" ad. I think its kerry gold.

I assume the guy in the ad was going to throw the soil all around the delivery room. haha.

BrokenArrows

The_Kew_Tour wrote: »

He wont be able walk for bit I say when the baby is born unless they are freaking animal

You know those germans. They are dam efficient about everything, including walking after birth.

JerryHandbag

Whats going on? Whats that thing over there? Are those my feet?

BrokenArrows

JerryHandbag wrote: »

Whats going on? Whats that thing over there? Are those my feet?

Nothing
Nothing
No

Micky Dolenz

I'd so do his mother. Big grumpy sexy head on her.

Sarky

bluewolf wrote: »

good luck to him bringing a box of dirt through customs

Mmm, botuliscious. Some hysterical sappy fool will probably try it while fleeing the country with his pregnant wife and spend a few hours in customs at gunpoint explaining how he's not actually a terrorist.

frag420

Forget ze Germans, who is taking the horses to France??

Benny_Cake

This is why the world has such a problem with invasive species - idiots like this carrying boxes of mud across borders.

280special

linkedup wrote: »

the mother in that ad is the ultimate dose

Yep, bit of a pain in the ass alright..

But then , if you want to take it seriously, you would see that she is an old woman who apparently lives alone, and is seeing perhaps her only child leaving again to return to his home, a home she would probably never think or be able to visit. When this came out first I remember thinking, " you bitter,cantankerous, grumpy ole sod, no wonder he fecked off to Germany..." But then I saw a few elderly, heartbroken parents at Dublin Airport saying goodbye to their kids who left here to try and make a life elsewhere...

Okay, I know..a bit sentimental, but it is Friday night after all !

biko

bluewolf wrote: »

good luck to him bringing a box of dirt through customs

Wolfe Tones managed to get some to New York

I sold up the oul farmyard for what it was worth
and into my bag stuck a handful of earth
then I boarded a train and I caught me a plane
And I found meself back in the US again
It's been 22yrs since
I've set foot in Dublin
Me kids know to use the correct knife and fork
But I'll never forget the green grass and the rivers
As I keep law and order in the streets of New York.

phasers

I'd give the German bird a go if she wasn't pregnant

Paddy Cow

Are all these ads being recycled for the sake of nostalgia or because they are too poor to make new ones?

Mr Trade In

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I'd so do his mother. Big grumpy sexy head on her.

She would have to butter me up first.

Littlehorny

Last i heard women were not to fly when in their last tri-mester, that tin of soil will be lovely stinky compost by the time the child is born!!

Poor Uncle Tom

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I'd so do his mother. Big grumpy sexy head on her.

Christ, the peanuts tasted better the first time.....:(

ft9

Who's taking the horse to France?

Iwannahurl

El Weirdo wrote: »

And even if he does, I'd be pretty sure that the midwife won't be too happy with him holding a box of dirt at his missus' fanny whilst she's giving birth.

He's hoping for a feet-first breech delivery, presumably, straight into that idiotic biscuit tin or whatever it is.

If it's a normal delivery then it's head first into the muck, and the child will be a complete bogger. Like its Da.

InkSlinger67

ft9 wrote: »

Who's taking the horse to France?

Enda.

It's a bad stylee when we talk about our Toaiseach taking our economy to a bunch a surrender monkeys!

Sky King

You cook like a frenchman!

Standman

Im pretty sure my feet didn't touch raw soil until at least the age of 4

Sky King

My oul lad had a box of USA biscuits for my feet to touch.


(he's american)

ColeTrain

Why couldn't he have gotten the soil from his back garden? No need for that trip down the fields. Any excuse to get away from his oul lady I suppose.

starbelgrade

Sky King wrote: »

You cook like a frenchman!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjckqAU8IkM

amacachi

phasers wrote: »

I'd give the German bird a go if she wasn't pregnant

Wouldn't put me off, we were told in Biology that ya can't hit the baby during sex.

Calibos

BrokenArrows wrote: »

You know those germans. They are dam efficient about everything, including walking after birth.

If I was the German Gyno, I wouldn't be worried about your man and the box of soil I'd be freaking out about the walking afterbirth!!

Br4tPr1nc3

no! he plans for his kid to stand on the grass first! pretty much shove his feet into it!!

some random drunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyUC7Wg53nQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Z4crBt-iM

For anyone confused by the thread.

some random drunk

Actually looking at the "Made of Ireland" ad theres a few things that confuse me:

1. WTF is he doing 3 seconds in? Sniffing the soil? Eating it?!
2. Does the bus at 0.31 pick him up direct from his house like a taxi?
3. I've never ever seen a bus that has seats facing each other like that!

Kumejima

Theyll have to redo the slogan in the next few months
"He'll be born in Ireland, but his feet will touch German jurisdiction first"

Father Damo

For those of us who havent been in Ireland in years can you please explain WTF this quote is from and the context?

Wibbs

280special wrote: »

Yep, bit of a pain in the ass alright..

But then , if you want to take it seriously, you would see that she is an old woman who apparently lives alone, and is seeing perhaps her only child leaving again to return to his home, a home she would probably never think or be able to visit. When this came out first I remember thinking, " you bitter,cantankerous, grumpy ole sod, no wonder he fecked off to Germany..." But then I saw a few elderly, heartbroken parents at Dublin Airport saying goodbye to their kids who left here to try and make a life elsewhere...

Naw she's still a grumpy old Irish Mammy tm.

Duckworth_Luas

Put a bit a butter on your balls Andre!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSkQij6lGJ4

some random drunk

Father Damo wrote: »

For those of us who havent been in Ireland in years can you please explain WTF this quote is from and the context?

See the first Kerrygold ad in post 40.