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CHRISTMAS CRACKER

  • 16-12-2011 2:18pm
    #1
    barney4001
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    A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new
    girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she
    lived a considerable distance away. He consulted with his sister and
    decided after careful connsideration, that a pair of good quality gloves
    would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal.


    Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a
    dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a
    pair of knickers for herself at the same time.


    Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two
    items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers. Good old Ron
    sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter:


    Dear Sasha,


    I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we
    go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have
    chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are
    easier to remove).


    These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed
    me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were
    hardly soiled at all..


    I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even
    though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub
    against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to
    wash it since she began wearing them. I wish I was there to put them on
    for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them
    before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember
    to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little
    damp from wearing.
    Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.
    I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.


    All my love


    Ron..


    P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down
    with a little bit of fur showing

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