Hot trend: Demand for designer firewood heats up

http://bottomline.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/12/12/9394666-hot-trend-demand-for-designer-firewood-heats-up

Warning, puns galore!

This high-end wood has prices to match its pedigree. At more than a dollar a pound before shipping — which can run into the thousands for big orders — this wood might seem too valuable to burn. Many customers don't burn the firewood they order. Wilczek said customers who plan to burn the logs typically order them split; people who want to display them request that they be left whole.

My god! That pile of firewood in the garden has suddenly gone up in value, now I just need to find some dumb fúck who's willing to pay me a fortune for it. :rolleyes:

Lady Chuckles

How much?

Kylo Ren

It just looks like wood.

Not a hope in hell I WOOD buy that crap.

Keno 92

Keno 92 wrote: »

It just looks like wood.

Well you wood sell it if you could.

later12

Load of planks tbh.

Ellis Dee

Living beside a forest as I do, that new chain saw I bought last year may no longer be just a toy ...;););)

C-Shore

Anybody paying that obviously can't see the wood for the trees

upandcumming

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http://bottomline.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/12/12/9394666-hot-trend-demand-for-designer-firewood-heats-up

This high-end wood has prices to match its pedigree. At more than a dollar a pound before shipping — which can run into the thousands for big orders — this wood might seem too valuable to burn. Many customers don't burn the firewood they order. Wilczek said customers who plan to burn the logs typically order them split; people who want to display them request that they be left whole.

Warning, puns galore!

My god! That pile of firewood in the garden has suddenly gone up in value, now I just need to find some dumb fúck who's willing to pay me a fortune for it. :rolleyes:

Lady Chuckles wrote: »

How much?

Gammy eyes

Lady Chuckles

upandcumming wrote: »

Gammy eyes

"more than a dollar a pound before shipping" is not a specific price, is it? :rolleyes:
... Besides, I was going to buy from the OP not from whoever that article was about.

mawk

its also pretty common over there to get solar panels but on the roof slope facing the road, not facing the dominant path of the sun.
just so your neighbours know you have them even if they don't do anything.

and for years people have bought matching books "by the yard" to look good on shelves.

when will this madness end?!!?

foxyboxer

Wait until the new year and buy them in a fire sale.

im invisible

Bunch of fagots

Doc Ruby

Thats it I'm leafing for America, the place sounds like suckerville.