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Adults hi-jack Christmas....

  • 15-12-2011 12:21am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,032 ✭✭✭


    ...it's really about kids.

    After that its just about behaving in a certain fashion, following a predetermined routine and then wondering where all your money went.

    If you don't have kids and don't have to do the Santa thing, whats the point...seriously?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭Cody montana


    I don't see many kids buying presents for themselves.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    DWCommuter wrote: »
    If you don't have kids and don't have to do the Santa thing, whats the point...seriously?


    You don't need kids to enjoy Christmas - it's about sharing time with family & friends.

    And getting drunk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 526 ✭✭✭7Sins


    There's more to christmas than santa. It's about spending happy special time with people you love or xbox


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    You don't need kids to enjoy Christmas - it's about sharing time with family & friends.

    And getting drunk.


    Mainly about getting drunk


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 553 ✭✭✭ThePower11


    Christmas is a bitch this year falling on a Sunday meaning only 1 day off (St. Stephens day) from work :(

    Fuck the kids, its all about the drink.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,138 ✭✭✭paky


    DWCommuter wrote: »
    ...it's really about kids.

    After that its just about behaving in a certain fashion, following a predetermined routine and then wondering where all your money went.

    If you don't have kids and don't have to do the Santa thing, whats the point...seriously?

    i think its a conspiracy between both to engage in gluttony


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭Cody montana


    ThePower11 wrote: »
    Christmas is a bitch this year falling on a Sunday meaning only 1 day off (St. Stephens day) from work :(

    Fuck the kids, its all about the drink.

    I can't wait to spend all day with my alcohol cabinet on Christmas day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    I wasn't going to bother with the trimmings this year as daughter isn't home for it for the first time. Have to admit I've sat around and done nothing for almost two weeks because I just don't know what else to do with myself, the house was starting to fall down around me, couldn't be bothered cleaning or putting up tree or christmas shopping but I got up yesterday and scrubbed the place from top to bottom and this evening came home and put the tree up and light the fire.
    Tomorrow I'm going out to buy wrapping paper and going to start putting gifts under the tree, fairy lights are turned on tree outside too and festive spirit is starting to kick in. Definitely a world away from how I was feeling last week, do it op :)

    edit; oh and I watched a christmas movie on tv tonight


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    DWCommuter wrote: »
    ...it's really about kids.

    After that its just about behaving in a certain fashion, following a predetermined routine and then wondering where all your money went.

    If you don't have kids and don't have to do the Santa thing, whats the point...seriously?
    Actually its about baby jesus not your ugly kids.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    Actually its about baby jesus

    Who ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    ThePower11 wrote: »

    Fuck the kids,

    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    I hadn't enjoyed Christmas for the last 5-10 years, i couldn't put my finger on it. While i always looked forward to it, when it came, it was never as special as i remember as a kid. This year seems to be alot different, my daughter is nearly two and the amazement on her face when she sees a christmas tree, reindeer, lights, carol singers, santy hats etc is fantastic, it has brought that feeling back where Christmas is special, i am enjoying the run up to it more than i ever did. Thing is, it's not my Christmas, it's hers now and i am happy to let her have it! :)

    (Cant wait to play with her building blocks on Christmas morning).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Actually its about baby jesus not your ugly kids.


    But his ugly kids are real?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Guill wrote: »
    (Cant wait to play with her building blocks on Christmas morning).

    How selfish can you be? Get your own building blocks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    Guill wrote: »
    But his ugly kids are real?
    Baby Jesus was real, no doubt about that. Whether or no he was the son of God is left to your own belief.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 686 ✭✭✭Flincher


    Guill wrote: »
    (Cant wait to play with her building blocks on Christmas morning).

    My little nephews are just at the age when they're starting to get really cool Christmas presents. One of them is mad into lego. I'm going to give him his present from me when they come over on Christmas morning, let him open it, then take it back off him after dinner and build it.

    Last year I pretended to help, but just kept randomly hiding pieces from him for a few minutes at a time. The little fecker hadn't a clue what was going on. I found it terribly entertaining.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Iwasfrozen wrote: »
    Baby Jesus was real, no doubt about that. Whether or no he was the son of God is left to your own belief.

    Fair enough.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 467 ✭✭pbowenroe


    atheists have been hijacking it, it's a celebration of god's birthday


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    pbowenroe wrote: »
    atheists have been hijacking it, it's a celebration of god's birthday


    Lets not get into that who stole whos holiday, Christians aint gonna win that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Whoa whoa, aren't we forgetting about the REAL meaning of Christmas?

    The birth of Santa!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Whoa whoa, aren't we forgetting about the REAL meaning of Christmas?

    The birth of Santa!


    See this just upsets me, why cant you people realise that it's not Santa, it's Santy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 467 ✭✭pbowenroe


    that battle has been won my friend. god bless


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Guill wrote: »
    See this just upsets me, why cant you people realise that it's not Santa, it's Santy.

    No man, you are correct. I say "Santy" too but my post was a paraphrased quote.

    Although the name "Santy" is definitely disappearing among the new generation!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭The Scientician


    It's about Dunnes Stores special offers on alkyhol. It's also about the annual systematic reassertion of late stage capitalism.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    It's also about the annual systematic reassertion of late stage capitalism.
    sure, there's a fair amount of it that embraces spending lots of money on stupid stuff for the sake of it but it's also something to look forward to during the dark days of winter, something to beak the monotony of it all. Bringing a tree inside and putting lights on it just as we enter the darkest and shortest days of the year might just be a silly way of signifying that we're half way toward spring and after Christmas the day's start lengthening again, we almost out of the doom and gloom. It's just a bit of light in the depth of the winter to help keep us looking forward. and fair nuff alcohol probably helps too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭The Scientician


    Kanoe wrote: »
    sure, there's a fair amount of it that embraces spending lots of money on stupid stuff for the sake of it but it's also something to look forward to during the dark days of winter, something to beak the monotony of it all. Bringing a tree inside and putting lights on it just as we enter the darkest and shortest days of the year might just be a silly way of signifying that we're half way toward spring and after Christmas the day's start lengthening again, we almost out of the doom and gloom. It's just a bit of light in the depth of the winter to help keep us looking forward. and fair nuff alcohol probably helps too.

    Ah yeah, I agree with you. But y'know AH. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    DWCommuter wrote: »
    If you don't have kids and don't have to do the Santa thing, whats the point...seriously?
    It helps chronically single people feel more poignantly alone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Santy was annoying me in the pub earlier.


    The c*nt


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 688 ✭✭✭maxfresh


    How dare those grown up people smile and have some fun :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,032 ✭✭✭DWCommuter


    maxfresh wrote: »
    How dare those grown up people smile and have some fun :P

    **** them!

    If you aren't a practicing christian and have no kids, then you have no decent right to embrace the religious or commercial aspects of christmas. Therefore it is merely a time when every two bit dipstick uses it as an excuse to over indulge.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    DWCommuter wrote: »
    If you aren't a practicing christian and have no kids, then you have no decent right to embrace the religious or commercial aspects of christmas.

    Wait, what has being a practicing Christian got to do with commercialism?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,847 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Guill wrote: »
    See this just upsets me, why cant you people realise that it's not Santa, it's Santy.
    Its neither.

    Its St. Nicholas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭desertcircus


    Christmas is wasted on kids, they spend all their time high on sugar and knee deep in toys already. The real business of Christmas is eating dangerous quantities of ham, spiced beef and spuds and enough mince pies to choke a reindeer, and cracking open the first beer at noon. And knowing you're not in work the next day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Christmas is wasted on kids, they spend all their time high on sugar and knee deep in toys already. The real business of Christmas is eating dangerous quantities of ham, spiced beef and spuds and enough mince pies to choke a reindeer, and cracking open the first beer at noon. And knowing you're not in work the next day.

    And watching Home Alone.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,541 ✭✭✭Davei141


    DWCommuter wrote: »
    **** them!

    If you aren't a practicing christian and have no kids, then you have no decent right to embrace the religious or commercial aspects of christmas. Therefore it is merely a time when every two bit dipstick uses it as an excuse to over indulge.

    I hope Santy brings you a hoover to clean the sand out of your vagina.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭desertcircus


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Christmas is wasted on kids, they spend all their time high on sugar and knee deep in toys already. The real business of Christmas is eating dangerous quantities of ham, spiced beef and spuds and enough mince pies to choke a reindeer, and cracking open the first beer at noon. And knowing you're not in work the next day.

    And watching Home Alone.

    And Die Hard! And drunkenly singing along to Jona Lewie!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    And Die Hard! And drunkenly singing along to Jona Lewie!

    Christmas is not Christmas without Die Hard!

    Forget Jesus, it's John McClane we should be celebrating!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    You know who really hi-jacked Christmas?

    This guy:



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,032 ✭✭✭DWCommuter


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Wait, what has being a practicing Christian got to do with commercialism?

    Everything.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,032 ✭✭✭DWCommuter


    Davei141 wrote: »
    I hope Santy brings you a hoover to clean the sand out of your vagina.


    I hope you eat the sand.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,944 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Have the military being informed of this hi-jacking?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    DWCommuter wrote: »
    Everything.

    You're right.

    Where would the church be without it's hoarded gold and it's palaces of marble and ivory?

    Who needs Jesus when we've got John McClane?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    padd b1975 wrote: »
    Its neither.

    Its St. Nicholas.


    That's optional.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    It's not all about the kids, I don't have any kids around (I wish) it would be better but for myself it puts colour into a really shítty time of year, there's events,mulled wine, good will, time to be nostalgic, to take a day or few out from the real world when everything stops, to show your love to others but if you are alone to take time out for yourself.

    I'm not religious but I like the fact that most of society takes a break, it's not a kiddie thing we need to do something to celebrate or mark a certain point in the year or else it just become a never ending weekend-week-weekend-week-weekend-week.. I just like the holidays and don't spend loads of money to enjoy em.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    pbowenroe wrote: »
    that battle has been won my friend. god bless

    No, it hasn't! :pac: Christianity stole the Winter solstice. Jesus was born in August, apparently.

    Just an FYI.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Millicent wrote: »
    No, it hasn't! :pac: Christianity stole the Winter solstice. Jesus was born in August, apparently.

    Just an FYI.

    Pointing out discrepencies in the story or stories involved in the teachings of the Church makes Baby Jesus cry!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Pointing out discrepencies in the story or stories involved in the teachings of the Church makes Baby Jesus cry!

    But thankfully, that warm August sun will dry up those tears. Good thing he wasn't born in the winter or the tears'd be freezing to his face... :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Millicent wrote: »
    But thankfully, that warm August sun will dry up those tears. Good thing he wasn't born in the winter or the tears'd be freezing to his face... :P

    But of course he was! He was born on Dec 25th 2011 years ago!

    That's why the calendar starts on Jan 1st................ wait...............


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