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Prop Joe

Ronseal

bronte

That's not offensive at all.

El Weirdo

Type 'Type "define an English person" into google' into boards search.

Kojak

later12

cunt

was that the joke?

UglyBolloxFace

When I did it, the top result was "cunt".

Success.

Standard Toaster

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

Oranage2

The English (from Old English: Englisc) are a nation and ethnic group native to England, who speak English. The English identity is of early mediaeval origin, when they were known in Old English as the Anglecynn. England is now a country of the United Kingdom, and the majority of English people in England are British Citizens. Their ethnonym is derived from the Angles, a Germanic people originally from Northern Germany who migrated to Britain.[6]


Fascinating

later12

when i typed "define an irish person" the second result was

Pikey

Immaculate Pasta

PropJoe: Press Alt and F4 together on your keyboard please.

Thank you :cool:

CdeP

later10 wrote: »

when i typed "define an irish person" the second result was

Pikey

I'm sure 'ugly' featured somewhere, too. Usually does.

Doc Ruby

later10 wrote: »

when i typed "define an irish person" the second result was

Pikey

Nobody ever scrolls down that far though.

Degringola

Cmon guys, ye're too good for that. Did you have to copy from the lame pathetic chauvinists at P.ie?

Prop Joe

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

PropJoe: Press Alt and F4 together on your keyboard please.

Thank you :cool:

It's a joke,If you dinni like it...Bounce (Scottish accent)

Killer Pigeon

If you type "Define an Irish person" into google, the third result down in a wikipedia page is entitled "Pikey".

For "Define a Scottish person", the second result down is "Assault".

Arianna_26

Prop Joe wrote: »

Ronseal

Why would anyone want to type that into google?

Potential-Monke

You know the ones, you type something into Google and the first suggestion is special, like: How to define an English Person.

What ones have ye?

I'm not racist

Naomi00

'I am extremely terrified of Chinese people'

Thoie

(sqrt(cos(x))*cos(400*x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.4)*(4-x*x)^0.1

syklops

Not Google Search, but if you type Brno into Google translate from Czech to English you get Chicago

orourkeda

Big Tits

ThePower11

OP google the word "askew"

Potential-Monke

ThePower11 wrote: »

OP google the word "askew"

Why can't i thank more than once!!!

Jimoslimos

ThePower11 wrote: »

OP google the word "askew"

also works with "tilt"

Thoie

anagram

Mammanabammana

Works with "Do a barrel roll" too.

ThePower11

Arianna_26 wrote: »

Why would anyone want to type that into google?

Eh maybe if they were looking for information on Ronseal paint.

Creamy Goodness

recursion

Jimoslimos

Creamy Goodness wrote: »

recursion

Did you mean recursion

type "find chuck norris" and hit "I'm feeling lucky"

Where To

If you google 'google' you break the internet.

AnamGlas

"lol limewire", then I'm Feeling Lucky.

Where To

AnamGlas wrote: »

"lol limewire", then I'm Feeling Lucky.

I guess that shocks the hell out of people who innocently search for lol limewire :pac:

IRISHSPORTSGUY

Type it into google and see first result :eek:

Blatter

:rolleyes:

Again?

Saila

being born in england usually works

Arianna_26

You're about 3 hours too late OP, someone has beaten you to this most exciting of topics.

Pace2008

First result for "English person:"

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/English+person

Noun, 1. English person - a native or inhabitant of England.

Sounds about right.

Dotrel

What defines a german person

(#2 #3)

policarp

Bad language. . .

starviewadams

Someone who holds an English passport is generally a good hint I've always found.

Saila

tea and crumpets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NhUFWQV_yU

bodhrandude

"It does exactly what it says on the tin" in an English accent?

Thoie

Google:

let it snow