Everyone thinks I'm gay when I'm not

northsouth

Prepared for the slagging on this but would like some serious insightful replies as well.

Have to put up with this every time I walk down the street / go into a shop / drink in a pub / go through a railway station or airport / get on a bus, the list goes on, and it's pretty much every bloody day.

I once wondered if I was Gay mid-**** as a teenager but immediately lost interest and went back to thinking about women, only ever been romantic or carnal with women and don't envisage it being any other way. No problems whatsoever with Gays or what they do or where they go etc if you think this thread is homophobia inspired it isn't, it just the tediousness and boredom of the whole thing, I'd feel the same way if everyone thought I was Welsh when I wasn't or supported a different football team to the one I do and it went on ad nauseum.

If I was some Beckham-like Metrosexual I expect this BS and take it in my stride but I'm completely middle of the road in my dress sense and behaviour.

El Weirdo

Take the cock out of your mouth.

daelight

Girls love gay dudes.

WalterMitty

I told ya to stop wearing arseless leather trousers in public.

Sky King

Are you a hipster?

Lots of them look like fagz but i am told many are in fact asexual or straight.

Leeg17

Going to lock this before it descends into something bad.

Giving you the major benefit of the doubt here OP, but only you can know if you're gay. Who cares what other people think.

randylonghorn

I can understand it getting a bit tedious all right, but otherwise does it really matter?

It won't keep the girls away, from what I see they're far more likely to flock 'round the guys who are (or who they perceive as possibly) gay.

Chat 'em up, hook 'em and reel 'em in, lad!