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Does anyone else share this fear?

  • 08-12-2011 6:42pm
    #1
    pretentiouslad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 109 ✭✭


    When it's cold I'm afraid to fart in public in case it's visible, like when you exhale on a cold day :confused:

    Anybody have the same fear? I need comfort on this issue!


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  • #2
    Antomus Prime
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭Antomus Prime


    You need to get out more :p......... and put threads in the appropriate forums :pac:..... But to answer your question.... No!


  • #3
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I'd never thought of this before, never seen it happen either but I'd love to see it happen.


  • #4
    Bigus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,946 ✭✭✭Bigus


    It'd wanna be some fart
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbsCMhEOPbQ


  • #5
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    This one is hilarious!.



  • #6
    Maedbhish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 209 ✭✭Maedbhish


    pretentiouslad wrote: »
    I need comfort on this issue!

    I prefer Andrex. :)


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  • #7
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Moved to AH


  • #8
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    pretentiouslad wrote: »
    When it's cold I'm afraid to fart in public in case it's visible, like when you exhale on a cold day :confused:

    Like this....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbsCMhEOPbQ

    Fake

    Too late, lol.
    Consider it a follow through.


  • #9
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Audrina Large Flake wrote: »
    This one is hilarious!.

    Classy bird.

    :D


  • #10
    Arnold Layne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 976 ✭✭✭Arnold Layne


    I'm more afraid of farting and ****ting myself while wearing light beige trousers.

    I am also afraid of being seen in public wearing a pair of light beige trousers.


  • #11
    BunShopVoyeur
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭BunShopVoyeur


    pretentiouslad wrote: »
    When it's cold I'm afraid to fart in public in case it's visible, like when you exhale on a cold day :confused:

    Anybody have the same fear? I need comfort on this issue!

    Hahahahahahaha YES!!!

    Was afraid someone spotted one outside work today :D


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  • #12
    Twee.
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,722 Mod ✭✭✭✭Twee.


    I'VE SEEN IT HAPPEN. Freezing cold primary school toilets. My mate farted and I nearly died laughing. Over ten years ago but gives me chuckle still.


  • #13
    prettygurrly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 727 ✭✭✭prettygurrly


    well technically your fart shouldn't been seen in cold air...it's mostly methane not water...

    *but i stand corrected from posts inbetween me reading the thread and replying!


  • #14
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    This thread smells.


  • #15
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Except when I'm walking around in freeing cold , with my arse sticking out of my pants ...No .


  • #16
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Moved to AH
    :D

    What forum was it in?


  • #17
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Moved to AH

    shouldnt that be FROM ass hole?


  • #18
    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    Bigus wrote: »
    It'd wanna be some fart
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbsCMhEOPbQ

    Farts aren't the only thing heat-cameras might detect.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T2GhXgDsGg


  • #19
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Dudess wrote: »
    :D

    What forum was it in?
    Cool vids!

    Im learnding :P


  • #20
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Dudess wrote: »
    :D

    What forum was it in?
    Cool vids!

    Im learnding :P
    Aw... I was hoping it would be Humanities or somewhere...


  • #21
    CuriousOne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 96 ✭✭CuriousOne


    Dudess wrote: »
    Aw... I was hoping it would be Humanities or somewhere...

    Take it to PM.


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  • #22
    LighterGuy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    Audrina Large Flake wrote: »
    This one is hilarious!.



    The Dirty bit*h :pac:


  • #23
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    or farting for a few days after the ****ts


  • #24
    sh1tstirrer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,489 ✭✭✭sh1tstirrer


    Op you wouldn't mind if they heard or smelled your fart you are only afraid they might see it :rolleyes:

    http://www.howtostopfarting.com/


  • #25
    CuriousOne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 96 ✭✭CuriousOne


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Cool vids!

    Im learnding :P

    Who the fŭck gave you a badge?


  • #26
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    CuriousOne wrote: »
    Who the fŭck gave you a badge?

    Your mam, she said i was the best she had.


  • #27
    Littlehorny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,351 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    Ah a good fart on a cold day warms the trousers up!


  • #28
    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    Audrina Large Flake wrote: »


    Cute? Check
    Star Wars fan? Check
    Can light her own farts? Check!

    I never thought the perfect woman existed until now.


  • #29
    CuriousOne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 96 ✭✭CuriousOne


    Ex-mod Dudess in the art of ingratiating herself in the presence of all other mods - I've been following your posts for a while now and I conclude that you are a. . . . .

    Come on Keith, you know you want to do.


  • #30
    CuriousOne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 96 ✭✭CuriousOne


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Your mam, she said i was the best she had.

    The quality of moderation?! rolleyes!


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  • #31
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    CuriousOne wrote: »
    The quality of moderation?! rolleyes!

    Its not your problem now.

    Banned


  • #32
    pretentiouslad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 109 ✭✭pretentiouslad


    Ok, so basically it shouldn't be possible because methane shouldn't be visible? That's a bit of a relief, but the guy who witnessed one terrifies me!

    Apologies, I thought I was posting here, posting the same in the humanities would be great though!


  • #33
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Has anyone ever seen a burp?


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