Does anyone else share this fear?

pretentiouslad

When it's cold I'm afraid to fart in public in case it's visible, like when you exhale on a cold day

Anybody have the same fear? I need comfort on this issue!

Antomus Prime

You need to get out more ......... and put threads in the appropriate forums :pac:..... But to answer your question.... No!

ScumLord

I'd never thought of this before, never seen it happen either but I'd love to see it happen.

Bigus

It'd wanna be some fart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbsCMhEOPbQ

arybvtcw0eolkf

This one is hilarious!.

Maedbhish

pretentiouslad wrote: »

I need comfort on this issue!

I prefer Andrex.

KeithM89_old

Moved to AH

mikom

pretentiouslad wrote: »

When it's cold I'm afraid to fart in public in case it's visible, like when you exhale on a cold day

Like this....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbsCMhEOPbQ

Fake

Too late, lol.
Consider it a follow through.

Mint Sauce

Audrina Large Flake wrote: »

This one is hilarious!.

Classy bird.

Arnold Layne

I'm more afraid of farting and ****ting myself while wearing light beige trousers.

I am also afraid of being seen in public wearing a pair of light beige trousers.

BunShopVoyeur

pretentiouslad wrote: »

When it's cold I'm afraid to fart in public in case it's visible, like when you exhale on a cold day

Anybody have the same fear? I need comfort on this issue!

Hahahahahahaha YES!!!

Was afraid someone spotted one outside work today

Twee.

I'VE SEEN IT HAPPEN. Freezing cold primary school toilets. My mate farted and I nearly died laughing. Over ten years ago but gives me chuckle still.

prettygurrly

well technically your fart shouldn't been seen in cold air...it's mostly methane not water...

*but i stand corrected from posts inbetween me reading the thread and replying!

Sunnyisland

This thread smells.

Latchy

Except when I'm walking around in freeing cold , with my arse sticking out of my pants ...No .

Dudess

KeithM89 wrote: »

Moved to AH

What forum was it in?

Saila

KeithM89 wrote: »

Moved to AH

shouldnt that be FROM ass hole?

Dotrel

Bigus wrote: »

It'd wanna be some fart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbsCMhEOPbQ

Farts aren't the only thing heat-cameras might detect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T2GhXgDsGg

KeithM89_old

Dudess wrote: »

What forum was it in?

Cool vids!

Im learnding :P

Dudess

KeithM89 wrote: »

Dudess wrote: »

What forum was it in?

Cool vids!

Im learnding :P

Aw... I was hoping it would be Humanities or somewhere...

CuriousOne

Dudess wrote: »

Aw... I was hoping it would be Humanities or somewhere...

Take it to PM.

LighterGuy

Audrina Large Flake wrote: »

This one is hilarious!.

The Dirty bit*h :pac:

Saila

or farting for a few days after the ****ts

sh1tstirrer

Op you wouldn't mind if they heard or smelled your fart you are only afraid they might see it :rolleyes:

http://www.howtostopfarting.com/

CuriousOne

KeithM89 wrote: »

Cool vids!

Im learnding :P

Who the fŭck gave you a badge?

KeithM89_old

CuriousOne wrote: »

Who the fŭck gave you a badge?

Your mam, she said i was the best she had.

Littlehorny

Ah a good fart on a cold day warms the trousers up!

Dotrel

Audrina Large Flake wrote: »

Cute? Check
Star Wars fan? Check
Can light her own farts? Check!

I never thought the perfect woman existed until now.

CuriousOne

Ex-mod Dudess in the art of ingratiating herself in the presence of all other mods - I've been following your posts for a while now and I conclude that you are a. . . . .

Come on Keith, you know you want to do.

CuriousOne

KeithM89 wrote: »

Your mam, she said i was the best she had.

The quality of moderation?! rolleyes!

KeithM89_old

CuriousOne wrote: »

The quality of moderation?! rolleyes!

Its not your problem now.

Banned