If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)

Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

Favourite German Joke

Sunnyisland · 2011-12-07 21:12:15

:D:D:D:rolleyes: "A german couple had a baby boy. After two years he had not spoken a word. The doctors could not find any thing wrong and advised them to wait and see. When he was eight years old they were having dinner and the boy said "This soup needs salt" The parents were amazed and asked "Hans why have you not spoken…

07-12-2011 9:12pm

#1

Sunnyisland

Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2010

Posts: 10138

:D:D:rolleyes:
"A german couple had a baby boy. After two years he had not spoken a word. The doctors could not find any thing wrong and advised them to wait and see.

When he was eight years old they were having dinner and the boy said "This soup needs salt" The parents were amazed and asked "Hans why have you not spoken before ? "

The boy replied "Up to now every thing has been to my satisfaction "

:p:p
__________________

7

Comments

#2 09-12-2011 8:40pm

Temptamperu

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭

Join Date: May 2011

Posts: 5278

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

0
#3 09-12-2011 8:43pm

Mr. Presentable

Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2004

Posts: 8848

It's one of my favourites OP, I always enjoy it, thanks!

0
#4 09-12-2011 8:51pm

ciarang85

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 256 ✭✭

Join Date: September 2011

Posts: 242

Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?

They give them gas:pac:

0
#5 09-12-2011 8:57pm

rockynavan

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44 ✭

Join Date: November 2010

Posts: 43

das ist good

0
#6 18-12-2011 4:05pm

marcsignal

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2004

Posts: 3910

Did you hear about the new Geman microwave ?

It seats 500

0
Advertisement
#7 18-12-2011 4:08pm

marcsignal

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2004

Posts: 3910

What did they use for light in East Germany before they used candles ?

Electricity :pac:

0
#8 18-12-2011 4:09pm

saintsaltynuts

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2010

Posts: 1116

How did Hitler die?
He got his gas bill.

0