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i saw mommy kissing santa claus

  • 06-12-2011 9:54am
    #1
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭


    I dont know what to do?

    Should I tell daddy? they've be married 50 years happily I though until I witnesses this moment of lust.

    She made me my favourite dinner yesterday of onion rings and chicken nuggets but I could bearly eat it...

    She also gave me a few Euro to go to the pictures, I havent a job so I took the money and went but I wasnt happy about it.

    Another thing is that I've been living with them for 42 years now and I just dont want to cause any rifts with Christmas comming up and all.

    I'm thinking about just keeping it a secret - It would kill my dad just being a weekend dad.

    Really struggle to know what to do if any of you guys could help me?


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  • #2
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Tell him. The make up sex will keep you up all night, especially if your from Galway given that they might be inclinded to let u join in


  • #3
    Morag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,427 ✭✭✭Morag


    Could have been worse, she could have been fisting Santa Claus.


  • #4
    Wowreally?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 63 ✭✭Wowreally?


    Reminds me of my favorite internet meme


    tl;dr


  • #5
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Santa is a pimp


  • #6
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Santa is not real ffs


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  • #7
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    hondasam wrote: »
    Santa is not real ffs
    He is. You just never made the list.


  • #8
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    He is. You just never made the list.

    I don't like lists. People who make lists are mean and nasty.


  • #9
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    hondasam wrote: »
    I don't like lists. People who make lists are mean and nasty.

    Santy does exist you just never got any presents cause you're a bold little girl :mad:


  • #10
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    thread just turned sexual


  • #11
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Santy does exist you just never got any presents cause you're a bold little girl :mad:
    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    thread just turned sexual

    When I'm good I'm really good but when I'm bad I'm really really really bad:p


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  • #12
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    I see this place isn't for gettin help.

    Close it mods I'll redue it in personal issues.


  • #13
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    I apologize for this thread - after a quick reread I realized threads dont get any worse than this.


  • #14
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Ive seen worse!


  • #15
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vtf2rftdeLI


  • #16
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvqUMz9O5rk


  • #17
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    ca20a97496f269a5dc42e32f30dcead4.image.394x454.jpg


  • #18
    Morag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,427 ✭✭✭Morag


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSvsy11PHxM


  • #19
    CabanSail
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 9,047 CMod ✭✭✭✭CabanSail


    For the worst taste version you need to refer to Kevin Bloody Wilson

    Audio NSFW

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgB0hVa0CzU


  • #20
    MariaPKensit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13 ✭MariaPKensit


    I saw Daddy kissing Santa!
    Scarred for life?


  • #21
    homer simpson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,852 ✭✭✭homer simpson


    MariaPKensit wrote: »
    I saw Daddy kissing Santa!
    Scarred for life?

    I heard you dad was santa, he was kissing himself? Noice.


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  • #22
    MariaPKensit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13 ✭MariaPKensit


    IFF me pa were indeed Santa, would I be posting here, OR, on me OWN North POLE blog?


  • #23
    homer simpson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,852 ✭✭✭homer simpson


    MariaPKensit wrote: »
    IFF me pa were indeed Santa, would I be posting here, OR, on me OWN North POLE blog?

    But your not Santa silly.....


  • #24
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Santys not silly :mad:


  • #25
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I bet Santa's a demon in the sack.


  • #26
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Santa just had sex with me........................ and there. Just right there he did it again!


  • #27
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Have you been naughty?


  • #28
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Compared to him, not a bit. Durty oul man. The things he knew, the things he done. I... I............. ugh


  • #29
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    There there, Fago, it's ok.

    Why don't you hop up on my lap and tell me all about it... >_>


  • #30
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    :(

    ok. He asked me where was my most sensetive area was and I told him my.... behind. Then he asked me to show it to h...WAIT A SEC!!! beard, drunk, red cheeks? Sarky Claws you devious bastard!!!! How could you :(


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  • #31
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'm all about the ho ho hos.


  • #32
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Sarky all about treatin hos like pet Ginny pigs - dey dumb as all Fu ck n he too good for dem an he got plenty hos on deck should one act like she b too fly for him. Dayummm.

    Pimpsarkology 101.


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