Medical Attention Required after Enda's Speech

Stiffler2

Hi All,

I am sufferng with severe projectile vomiting, nausea, dizziness & extreme violent projectile diarrhoea after watching Enda Kenny's "Address / Speeech to the Nation" last night.

Does anyone know how to cure this ?

Vicxas

Emigration

Stiffler2

lol - that's a brill answer - lmfao

longshanks

Grow some balls

Fishooks12

Yawn

Mental Mickey

What a f**king dullard he is.

super_furry

Stop eating out of bins for a start.

mconigol

Re-elect Fianna Fail. They were great.

ejmaztec

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Hi All,

I am sufferng with severe projectile vomiting, nausea, dizziness & extreme violent projectile diarrhoea after watching Enda Kenny's "Address / Speeech to the Nation" last night.

Does anyone know how to cure this ?

Those complaints will be the least of your problems. After the budget there's going to be an epidemic of "Wizard Sleeve Rectal Syndrome" throughout the whole country.

Africa

Vicxas wrote: »

Emigration

Bastad. Ya made me lol in work.

Vicxas

Africa wrote: »

Bastad. Ya made me lol in work.

the groutch

you better be quick about it, you won't be able to get any medical attention after Noonan's budget cuts

suicide_circus

Here can anyone answer this; is enda kenny already receiving his teachers pension or is his teaching job still waiting for him?

Stiffler2

suicide_circus wrote: »

Here can anyone answer this; is enda kenny already receiving his teachers pension or is his teaching job still waiting for him?

LOL - more smelly diarrhoea here :

Enda Kenny - only worked as a teacher for 4 years, gets a €100,000 severance / pension package after 4 yrs of teaching, gets another €4,000 after he hits 60 which was a while ago so yes he robbed the tax payers blind.

linky = http://www.politicalworld.org/showthread.php?t=7042

Here's another post that claims he deffered the payment of the pension lump sum until he leaves politics
http://www.thejournal.ie/kenny-says-he-will-defer-e100k-pension-lump-sum-until-he-leaves-politics-2011-02/

doesn't matter if he has deffered it or not, he's still gonna take it at the end of the day.
He also claimed over €250,000 while on the opposing party so overall he's cost us alot.

Ellis Dee

Funny, it didn't have that effect on me. But it was extraordinarily soporific. The only question it raised in my mind was why the Blueshirt leader was wearing a red tie. :rolleyes:

Could it be that it is slowly dawning on him that once the track he is following peters out in mud, he may have to consider embarking on the road to socialism?:)

Ray Palmer

what did people expect him to say. The ff government caused most of the problems. What did he actually do that cused the problems?

Zebra3

Ray Palmer wrote: »

what did people expect him to say. The ff government caused most of the problems. What did he actually do that cused the problems?

FG backed the so-called bank bailout (which was really the stealing of money from the Irish taxpayer to cover private gambling losses) while in opposition.

headmaster

Boys oh boys, that was some hypocritical spiel from our wooden style so called Taoiseach. What's good for the goose, should be good for the gander as well. Apparently, that's not so though. He's going to cut all our money, but he's going to increase his friends take home money. One thing's for sure, the people are gathering and will be waiting in the long grass for their say on this. We waited a long time in the very same grass for the last crowd of crooks, we're waiting again for these boyo's. "YES WE CAN" ENDA, just you wait and see.;)

scholar007

He said directly that we are bunched but its not our fault and then in a roundabout way he said we are all going to have to pay for it

Snakeblood

scholar007 wrote: »

He said directly that we are bunched but its not our fault and then in a roundabout way he said we are all going to have to pay for it

Yep. None of those things actually contradict each other, although you may disagree how much is our fault, you can't argue that we are screwed, and we probably are going to have to pay for it.

alanc2003

i particularly like the bit were he kept banging on about creating jobs but than sneaks in that they had to cut 23,000 public jobs:D

Biggins

Child Benefit
�� Phase out entitlements to higher rates for the third and
subsequent child over two years
�� Discontinue one-off grants in respect of multiple births


Back to School Clothing and Footwear Allowance
�� Raise age at which a child qualifies from 2 to 4
�� Reduce rates of payment from €305 to €250 and from €200 to
€150


Qualified child increases
�� For new social insurance claimants, standardise entitlement to a
half-rate qualified child increase where spouse/partner has an
income in excess of €400 per week

Jobseeker’s Benefit
�� Base payment entitlement on a 5 day week rather than a six day
week where a person is working for part of a week
�� From 2013, take employment on Sunday into account when
determining the level of entitlement

Farm Assist
�� Amendments to means test

Disability Allowance
�� Increase age of entitlement for new claimants to 18 in line with
other social welfare payments
�� Align rates of payment for new claimants aged 18 to 24 with the
Jobseeker’s Allowance scheme - new rates of €100 for 18 to 21
year olds inclusive and €144 for 22 to 24 year olds inclusive.
�� As a compensatory measure, entitlement to Domiciliary Care
Allowance will be extended to 16 and 17 year olds

Disablement Benefit
�� For new claimants, remove entitlement to disablement benefit,
where the level of disability is classified as less than 15 per cent

One Parent Family Payment
�� Entitlement will be restricted to cases where the youngest child is
7 years of age over the period to 2014
�� Discontinue, for new and existing claimants, entitlement to two
qualified child increases (currently €29.80 per week) where a
recipient is also on Community Employment Scheme
�� Reduce – over five years – the earnings disregard from €146.50
to €60 per week, for new and existing claimants and discontinue
the transitional payment where income exceeds €425 per week

Redundancy and Insolvency Scheme
�� Reduce employer rebate from 60% to 15%

Rent Supplement
�� Increase minimum contribution and review rent limits

Mortgage Interest Supplement
�� Increase minimum contribution and further restrict expenditure

Fuel Allowance
�� Reduce fuel season by 6 weeks from 32 to 26 weeks for new and
existing recipients

Community Employment Schemes, Back to Education Allowance and
Jobs Initiative
�� Reduce the training and materials from €1,500 to €500 per
participant per annum and obtain savings from supervisory costs
on Community Employment schemes
�� Reduce the annual cost of education allowance to €300
�� Reduce materials allowance and discontinue payment of training
budget for participants on Department’s Jobs Initiative Scheme.

Household Benefits
�� Reduce expenditure on the electricity/gas allowances

State Pension
�� Provide, for new claimants, new payment rates of State Pensions
where the yearly average number of contributions and credits is
less than 48 contributions (from September 2012)
�� Increase the minimum number of contributions required to qualify
for a Widow/er’s Contributory Pension from 156 to 520 in July
2013

Concurrent Payments
�� Discontinue entitlement, for certain new claimants, to concurrent
receipt of an additional half-rate of Jobseeker’s Benefit or Illness
Benefit
�� Phase out – over three years – entitlement to Community
Employment payment and another DSP payment

Late Claims
�� Reduce statutory backdating for late claims from 12 to 6 months
for full entitlement and remove proportionate provision.

Fraud and Control Measures
�� Enhance fraud and control activity

Other Measures
�� Reductions through administrative budget; means testing
rationalisation; treatment benefit and other miscellaneous
measures

Source: http://www.budget.gov.ie/Budgets/2012/2012.aspx

melekalikimaka

Zebra3 wrote: »

(which was really the stealing of money from the Irish taxpayer to cover private gambling losses)

I would calll that a stretch of the truth at the best... tho this ah

JohnnyTodd

Did you try and have a sh1te yet? I had one earlier and it was awesome

biko

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Does anyone know how to cure this ?

See a doctor.

Btw, thanks Biggings for that list. Hopefully you can use it in a more serious thread.