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Strange Sex

  • 04-12-2011 12:12am
    #1
    temply
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 821 ✭✭✭


    Quality late night viewing.

    Anyone else watching?

    Are you all normal, or do you like a bit of le funk....?


Comments

  • #2
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    ?


  • #3
    Shanotheslayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    I thought it was just Male and Female types of Sex. Now there's a new gender ? :/


  • #4
    Tesco Massacre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    Shanotheslayer wrote: »
    I thought it was just Male and Female types of Sex. Now there's a new gender ? :/

    I think he's talking about doing it up the bum.


    Unless I'm horribly mistaken...


  • #5
    temply
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 821 ✭✭✭temply


    Biggins wrote: »
    ?


    DMAX. A lad has gone to new york to realise his sex dream of popping balloons. UPC.


  • #6
    temply
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 821 ✭✭✭temply


    Tesco Massacre wrote: »
    I think he's talking about doing it up the bum.


    Unless I'm horribly mistaken...

    virgin


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  • #7
    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    *POP*


  • #8
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    You know there's an entire reality outside yours?


  • #9
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Strange sex? I suppose that would be Pope Benedict XVI bending every inch of pink steel he's got into Twink on the bonnet of a purple Ford GT40.


  • #10
    temply
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 821 ✭✭✭temply


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    You know there's an entire reality outside yours?

    yore mah is happy here mate


  • #11
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,285 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    Strange sex? I suppose that would be Pope Benedict XVI bending every inch of pink steel he's got into Twink on the bonnet of a purple Ford GT40.

    Now that's pretty kinky. I mean, a GT40? The whole thing is only 40" high, so the bonnet is what ? How low can you get? Pope Benny would probably do his back some damage at that caper.


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  • #12
    John Doe1
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    I do sex in all 2 positions, on top and below


  • #13
    ArtSmart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    Strange sex? I suppose that would be Pope Benedict XVI bending every inch of pink steel he's got into Twink on the bonnet of a purple Ford GT40.
    While she sings "it's a long way, to tipperary, a long, long way to goooooohhh....."


  • #14
    ArtSmart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    or else "hit me vit your leatherhosen, hit me slowly, hit me qvick"


  • #15
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Nothing strange on it so far.


  • #16
    xsiborg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭xsiborg


    "ahhhh, thash wash grrreat shardon".... *zip* :D


  • #17
    gurramok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    stoneill wrote: »
    Nothing strange on it so far.

    Wtf are ye talking about? I don't watch tv so forgive me :D


  • #18
    temply
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 821 ✭✭✭temply


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    I do sex in all 2 positions, on top and below

    MACHINE


  • #19
    temply
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 821 ✭✭✭temply


    Some people are just mad though. You can be motoring along, not a bother, then someone drops a clanger and you're just :eek: and they're so normal otherwise

    *personal experience


  • #20
    ArtSmart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    temply wrote: »
    Some people are just mad though. You can be motoring along, not a bother, then someone drops a clanger and you're just :eek: and they're so normal otherwise

    *personal experience

    em, so, er, this 'clanger' you mentioned....


  • #21
    temply
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 821 ✭✭✭temply


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    em, so, er, this 'clanger' you mentioned....

    Honestly...


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  • #22
    earpiece
    Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭earpiece


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    I do sex in all 2 positions, on top and below
    Ya haven't lived til you've tried it sidey-ways.:p


  • #23
    EGAR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭EGAR


    I don't think Pope Bend-a-dick would be able for Twinkletoes.


  • #24
    Hank_Jones
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    If it doesn't involve two goats, a woman with a beard and a midget, it's just not strange sex.


  • #25
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    I have sex time with myself.



    Regularly. :cool:


  • #26
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    describe graphically in as much detail what all this was about, what did they mean by strange sex? beastiality :confused: ****ing exhausts of cars, or just the run of the mill porn stuff most people do anyway :confused:


  • #27
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Popped the Cherry... Who Are Ya . Who Are Ya . Who Are Ya............

    Nights In White Satin..


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