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Dey took our jobs.

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  • 01-12-2011 11:18pm
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    pragmatic1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭


    Women thats who. How come more women seem to have jobs now than men. Well bitches?


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    Temptamperu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    DUUR KER DURR!!!!


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    #3
    mackg
    Registered Users Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Dey suk our knobs


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    all sammich artists


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    laoch na mona
    Registered Users Posts: 2,965 ✭✭✭laoch na mona


    who left the kitchen door open


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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    DUUR KER DURR!!!!

    DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKRRRRRRRRRRRRFRRRRRRRRRRRRRDRRRRRRRRRRRR.


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    WatchWolf
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    aPfdOaBqaZtumblr_liunt5jlth1qdxb1io1_500.jpg


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    BunShopVoyeur
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭BunShopVoyeur


    It has begun.

    In the future they'll treat us like cattle, just milking us for our sperm and........actually............Hmmm........


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    Daithi 1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,006 ✭✭✭Daithi 1


    all de do is be ridin all bleedin day in werk !


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    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Women thats who. How come more women seem to have jobs now than men. Well bitches?

    We are better at everything Simple.
    Men are getting better in the kitchen, make me a sammich.


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    massiveattack
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 147 ✭✭massiveattack


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Women thats who. How come more women seem to have jobs now than men. Well bitches?

    I bet the wenches just line up to give you their integers


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    massiveattack
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 147 ✭✭massiveattack


    hondasam wrote: »
    We are better at everything Simple.
    Men are getting better in the kitchen, make me a sammich.


    Woman outside of the kitchen?



    And the linesman flags for offside!


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    PaulKK
    Registered Users Posts: 2,279 ✭✭✭PaulKK


    http://youtu.be/768h3Tz4Qik


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    slavetothegrind
    Registered Users Posts: 2,789 ✭✭✭slavetothegrind


    I had a good career as a tranny but them beeches done gone got strapadictomes and ruins my trade!


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    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Women thats who. How come more women seem to have jobs now than men.

    The western world has changed from a manufacturing economy to a service economy. Little is being built or produced any more. But if you happy doing some shítty office job or spending your life stacking shelves, selling insurance or taking care of someone elses kids then you've plenty of options.


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    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    My wooden spoon technique was impeccable.

    That and a life time spent giving out and picking up after people. Career i was made for.

    If only there was an Xbox career, or remote control career, porn career, or fúck me the holy trinity... all three. You'd never have to leave the room.


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    pragmatic1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    massiveattack wrote: »
    I bet the wenches just line up to give you their integers
    They do actually. I tell lies.


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    Scruffles
    Registered Users Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Scruffles


    reverse gender discrimination-we is a'comin fur jobs,lads.
    remember,we have the monthlies which is an involuntary cost so we need moar monehz for the protection,ben and jerrys,chocolate,anaemia boosting foods & so on,how else can we get that without jacking the job of some male?:P
    am personaly going for the job of that bellend who runs the UK govurmint- sit around doing naff all,spending a ton of public money on luxuries and call it work necessities,put a tax on breathing and spend the money saved on redbull and quite possibly a shetland pony,some chuck chucks and llama.


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    jackie1974
    Registered Users Posts: 486 ✭✭jackie1974


    Because Loreal told us we're worth it


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    Mickey H
    Registered Users Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    jackie1974 wrote: »
    Because Loreal told us we're worth it

    Well put Jackie! :)


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    slavetothegrind
    Registered Users Posts: 2,789 ✭✭✭slavetothegrind


    worth 60 seconds of physical effort and then we wonder what's on telly and if you would possibly leave......


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    Paulor94
    Registered Users Posts: 111 ✭✭Paulor94


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=768h3Tz4Qik


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    [Deleted User]
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    Feckin women!


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w


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    mackg
    Registered Users Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    hondasam wrote: »
    We are better at everything Simple.
    Men are getting better in the kitchen, make me a sammich.

    Dawgs be crazy!


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    mapaco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 155 ✭✭mapaco


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Well bitches?

    hahahahahahaha i love after hours:D


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    The Master of Disaster
    Registered Users Posts: 127 ✭✭The Master of Disaster


    Rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble!


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    BunShopVoyeur
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭BunShopVoyeur


    I wouldn't worry fellas. We'll always be strong enough to beat them back to the 50's if need be :D


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    Daithi 1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,006 ✭✭✭Daithi 1


    Who's worried ? I think it's great relaxin at home !


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    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    what am I doing up at this hour? oh that's right, I have no job to go to in the morning. The only job I have to do is to have the place spick and span at all times. anybody need their washing done? anybody?


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    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    stupidusername wrote: »
    anybody need their washing done? anybody?

    You could come over to my place & give the missus the day off if you're bored.


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    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    You could come over to my place & give the missus the day off if you're bored.

    :confused: why would she need a day off? doesn't she enjoy taking care of her man?


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