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Soggy Biscuit

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  • 01-12-2011 4:44pm
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    Stiffler2
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    Anyone ever catch anyone else ever playing "soggy biscuit" in school.

    I only ever heard rumours but interested if anyone knows of any real stories of people being caught etc...

    It was rife in my secondary school but was all obvioulsy bull$h!t or at least I hope the rumours were BS lol

    google it if you don't know what it means

    So.....


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    #2
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users Posts: 3,191 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    I heard of it too when I was younger.

    I really hope it was all just an urban legend!


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    cml387
    Registered Users Posts: 8,383 ✭✭✭cml387


    Hey OP you never posted that question you had on wireless in the computer forum yesterday.


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    Captain Darling
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    cml387 wrote: »
    Hey OP you never posted that question you had on wireless in the computer forum yesterday.

    Wireless soggy biscuit?


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    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    cml387 wrote: »
    Hey OP you never posted that question you had on wireless in the computer forum yesterday.

    That's because I don't care anymore. I thought I'd start a "Soggy Biscuit" thread instead

    From Urban Dictionary :

    A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit. whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit

    lol


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    danniemcq
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    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    That's because I don't care anymore. I thought I'd start a "Soggy Biscuit" thread instead

    i think everyone heard about it about someone.

    the odd thing at my secondary school was that it was the nerds saying it about the "cool" guys.


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    petes
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    Do you win or lose if you play on your own?


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    OneArt
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    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    That's because I don't care anymore. I thought I'd start a "Soggy Biscuit" thread instead

    From Urban Dictionary :

    A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit. whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit

    lol

    Does it have to be a digestive biscuit?


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    Kevin Duffy
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    My duvet cover has the consistency of a soggy biscuit from training for this event. If anyone wants to eat it, PM me your address and I'll send it on to you.


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    #10
    saintsaltynuts
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    I was just eating a lovely Hob-Knob Cookie just as I stumbled onto this thread.


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    syklops
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    Insurgent wrote: »
    Do you win or lose if you play on your own?

    win/win.


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    Ellis Dee
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    Insurgent wrote: »
    Do you win or lose if you play on your own?


    To play soggy biscuit you need at least one partner.:rolleyes:

    What you're thinking of would probably be called "soggy patience". All you need for that is a good hand. ;);)


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    Iang87
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    I heard rumours of this game taking place in school. I do believe that it was only said so we could slag the jocks for being gay


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    CardBordWindow
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    saintsaltynuts wrote: »
    I was just eating a lovely Hob-Knob Cookie just as I stumbled onto this thread.
    It'd take a lot of semen to make a Hob-Knob go soggy!


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    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    OneArt wrote: »
    Does it have to be a digestive biscuit?

    No, we sometimes used - sorry, I mean I've heard they often used Goldgrain in Maynooth. ;););)


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    ejmaztec
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    Is there a game called "Jammy Doggers"? If there is, I'd guess it would be better than Soggy Biscuit.


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    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    OneArt wrote: »
    Does it have to be a digestive biscuit?

    For some reason - yes it has to be a digestive - I don't know y tho


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    kfallon
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    You may not know how they get the fig in a figroll but now you know how they get the 'cream' in a custard cream :P


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    Stiffler2
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    kfallon wrote: »
    You may not know how they get the fig in a figroll but now you know how they get the 'cream' in a custard cream :P


    I actually do know how they get the fig in the fig roll.
    An ex employee of theirs that now works here told me.

    It's a big secret tho & I can't tell you but it's nasty.


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    kfallon
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    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    I actually do know how they get the fig in the fig roll.
    An ex employee of theirs that now works here told me.

    It's a big secret tho & I can't tell you but it's nasty.

    Nobody likes a know-it-all :pac:


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    #21
    Stiffler2
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    kfallon wrote: »
    You may not know how they get the fig in a figroll but now you know how they get the 'cream' in a custard cream :P


    Just saw "your zing" there.
    I'll try it later and tell you how I get on with that.

    will a PM with pics suffice ?


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    Hazys
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    OneArt wrote: »
    Does it have to be a digestive biscuit?

    Of course, how would it make any sense otherwise :confused:


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    Saila
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    oh that takes me back!

    someone should post it in the nostalgia thread in CVPL


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    #24
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Wouldn't the bloke that came last be the real winner ?

    Altho he does have to eat the biscuit :cool:


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    Dravokivich
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    Saila wrote: »
    oh that takes me back!

    someone should post it in the nostalgia thread in CVPL

    people took pictures of themselves playing this game?

    :eek:


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    #26
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    people took pictures of themselves playing this game?

    :eek:

    gah!...its a picture thread isnt it :o :rolleyes:


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    Dravokivich
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    Saila wrote: »
    gah!...its a picture thread isnt it :o

    ah, looking for a video of Biscuit Bukkake than are ya? :D


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    #28
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    ah, looking for a video of Biscuit Bukkake than are ya? :D

    you'd think porn stars would have got around to that one by now!

    PM any links..strictly for the lulz :P


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    #29
    Big Nasty
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    OneArt wrote: »
    Does it have to be a digestive biscuit?

    You can also use cock-n'-nut creams.


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    flutterflye
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    Well I went to an all girls school, so no.
    But we did all use dildos on each other all the time..... not!


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    #31
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    flutterflye wrote: »
    Well I went to an all girls school, so no.
    But we did all use dildos on each other all the time.....

    and 'squirting' competitions too :)


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