Soggy Biscuit

Stiffler2

Anyone ever catch anyone else ever playing "soggy biscuit" in school.

I only ever heard rumours but interested if anyone knows of any real stories of people being caught etc...

It was rife in my secondary school but was all obvioulsy bull$h!t or at least I hope the rumours were BS lol

google it if you don't know what it means

So.....

CardBordWindow

I heard of it too when I was younger.

I really hope it was all just an urban legend!

cml387

Hey OP you never posted that question you had on wireless in the computer forum yesterday.

Captain Darling

cml387 wrote: »

Hey OP you never posted that question you had on wireless in the computer forum yesterday.

Wireless soggy biscuit?

Stiffler2

cml387 wrote: »

Hey OP you never posted that question you had on wireless in the computer forum yesterday.

That's because I don't care anymore. I thought I'd start a "Soggy Biscuit" thread instead

From Urban Dictionary :

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit. whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit

lol

danniemcq

Stiffler2 wrote: »

That's because I don't care anymore. I thought I'd start a "Soggy Biscuit" thread instead

i think everyone heard about it about someone.

the odd thing at my secondary school was that it was the nerds saying it about the "cool" guys.

petes

Do you win or lose if you play on your own?

OneArt

Stiffler2 wrote: »

That's because I don't care anymore. I thought I'd start a "Soggy Biscuit" thread instead

From Urban Dictionary :

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit. whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit

lol

Does it have to be a digestive biscuit?

Kevin Duffy

My duvet cover has the consistency of a soggy biscuit from training for this event. If anyone wants to eat it, PM me your address and I'll send it on to you.

saintsaltynuts

I was just eating a lovely Hob-Knob Cookie just as I stumbled onto this thread.

syklops

Insurgent wrote: »

Do you win or lose if you play on your own?

win/win.

Ellis Dee

Insurgent wrote: »

Do you win or lose if you play on your own?

To play soggy biscuit you need at least one partner.:rolleyes:

What you're thinking of would probably be called "soggy patience". All you need for that is a good hand. ;)

Iang87

I heard rumours of this game taking place in school. I do believe that it was only said so we could slag the jocks for being gay

CardBordWindow

saintsaltynuts wrote: »

I was just eating a lovely Hob-Knob Cookie just as I stumbled onto this thread.

It'd take a lot of semen to make a Hob-Knob go soggy!

Ellis Dee

OneArt wrote: »

Does it have to be a digestive biscuit?

No, we sometimes used - sorry, I mean I've heard they often used Goldgrain in Maynooth. ;);)

ejmaztec

Is there a game called "Jammy Doggers"? If there is, I'd guess it would be better than Soggy Biscuit.

Stiffler2

OneArt wrote: »

Does it have to be a digestive biscuit?

For some reason - yes it has to be a digestive - I don't know y tho

kfallon

You may not know how they get the fig in a figroll but now you know how they get the 'cream' in a custard cream :P

Stiffler2

kfallon wrote: »

You may not know how they get the fig in a figroll but now you know how they get the 'cream' in a custard cream :P

I actually do know how they get the fig in the fig roll.
An ex employee of theirs that now works here told me.

It's a big secret tho & I can't tell you but it's nasty.

kfallon

Stiffler2 wrote: »

I actually do know how they get the fig in the fig roll.
An ex employee of theirs that now works here told me.

It's a big secret tho & I can't tell you but it's nasty.

Nobody likes a know-it-all :pac:

Stiffler2

kfallon wrote: »

You may not know how they get the fig in a figroll but now you know how they get the 'cream' in a custard cream :P

Just saw "your zing" there.
I'll try it later and tell you how I get on with that.

will a PM with pics suffice ?

Hazys

OneArt wrote: »

Does it have to be a digestive biscuit?

Of course, how would it make any sense otherwise

Saila

oh that takes me back!

someone should post it in the nostalgia thread in CVPL

Stiffler2

Wouldn't the bloke that came last be the real winner ?

Altho he does have to eat the biscuit :cool:

Dravokivich

Saila wrote: »

oh that takes me back!

someone should post it in the nostalgia thread in CVPL

people took pictures of themselves playing this game?

:eek:

Saila

Dravokivich wrote: »

people took pictures of themselves playing this game?

:eek:

gah!...its a picture thread isnt it :rolleyes:

Dravokivich

Saila wrote: »

gah!...its a picture thread isnt it

ah, looking for a video of Biscuit Bukkake than are ya?

Saila

Dravokivich wrote: »

ah, looking for a video of Biscuit Bukkake than are ya?

you'd think porn stars would have got around to that one by now!

PM any links..strictly for the lulz :P

Big Nasty

OneArt wrote: »

Does it have to be a digestive biscuit?

You can also use cock-n'-nut creams.

flutterflye

Well I went to an all girls school, so no.
But we did all use dildos on each other all the time..... not!

Saila

flutterflye wrote: »

Well I went to an all girls school, so no.
But we did all use dildos on each other all the time.....

and 'squirting' competitions too

Stiffler2

Saila wrote: »

and 'squirting' competitions too

really ???


opens pants, takes out lad,



please continue

Connorzee

Saw this video and it reminded me of this thread! From the other day in the US

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfhqjUf8Ew8

Kylo Ren

Connorzee wrote: »

Saw this video and it reminded me of this thread! From the other day in the US

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfhqjUf8Ew8

A normal Oreo with semen = http://www.productwiki.com/upload/images/double_stuff_oreo.jpg

citizen_p

heard about it, just as a joke, but never heard of anyone actully playing it, don't know why any sane person would!

Mr.Crinklewood

Virtual game anyone?

Scruffles

heard that referenced a good few years ago in Plan Bs-Sick 2 Def:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8-HZLYNtaY
hetro/homo humanz be weird.

Mr.Crinklewood

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Virtual game anyone?

Ok, just splurged over my Coconut Cream. Can anyone beat that?

BluesBerry

I've just been turned off biscuits for life now no more tea dunked soggy bikkies anymore

AnonoBoy

You are all weirdos.

Stiffler2

BluesBerry wrote: »

I've just been turned off biscuits for life now no more tea dunked soggy bikkies anymore

lol