Dad stunned when prostitute he ordered turned out to be his daughter

Tiocfaidh Armani

A MAN hired a prostitute to come to his hotel room - and answered the door to his own daughter.

Titus Ncube, a married father-of-three, collapsed to the floor with shock while his daughter, 20, fled the hotel in tears.

Mr Ncube, from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said he was having marital problems and decided to rent a room in a local hotel, followed by a prostitute.

He said: "I am sorry for what I did. I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologised for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period."

His wife Rosemary said: "If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on children, I decided to stay."

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/2011/12/01/dad-stunned-when-prostitute-he-ordered-turned-out-to-be-his-daughter-86908-23601837/

Logical Fallacy

Visitor Q.

danniemcq

tears do make the best lube though

carfiosaoorl

There's a kick up the arse for ya :eek:

Degag

Who would have been the most embarrased though?

Spunge

At least it had a happy ending.

shannon_tek

Da Shameeeeeee

phasers

This is why you shouldn't go through agencies.

TheBunk1

Her hourly rate was probably around 750million Zimbabwean dollars.....

Kinky Slinky

http://i.imgur.com/soYnb.gif

FatherLen

family discount?

castletownman

Tiocfaidh Armani wrote: »

A MAN hired a prostitute to come to his hotel room - and answered the door to his own daughter.

Titus Ncube, a married father-of-three, collapsed to the floor with shock while his daughter, 20, fled the hotel in tears.

Mr Ncube, from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said he was having marital problems and decided to rent a room in a local hotel, followed by a prostitute.

He said: "I am sorry for what I did. I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologised for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period."

His wife Rosemary said: "If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on children, I decided to stay."

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/2011/12/01/dad-stunned-when-prostitute-he-ordered-turned-out-to-be-his-daughter-86908-23601837/

Yes, it clearly has kept her children well grounded. Her daughter is a prostitute!

Connorzee

he was having marital problems and decided to rent a room in a local hotel, followed by a prostitute

As u do! One sure fire way to solve marital problems is getting a prostitute! They're great at marital advice i hear!

ejmaztec

His daughter was even more upset when he asked for a family discount.

Bandana boy

TheBunk1 wrote: »

Her hourly rate was probably around 750million Zimbabwean dollars.....

Well seeing as 100 trillion Z dollars is about 83.cent i would expect a little higher than that

CardBordWindow

Incest : A game the whole family can play!

hondasam

It would have been worse if it was his wife who turned up.

LeeHoffmann

^ no I think child beats spouse even still

Spunge

hondasam wrote: »

It would have been worse if it was his wife who turned up.

Nah it'd be worse if it was his ma

danniemcq

hondasam wrote: »

It would have been worse if it was his wife who turned up.

or he was kinky and dressed in rubber and had asked for her to do the same.

during a rough bit of spanking him asking "who's your daddy"

stimpson

Sure it could happen to a bishop.

FatherLen

stimpson wrote: »

Sure it could happen to a bishop.

what

TheBunk1

Bandana boy wrote: »

Well seeing as 100 trillion Z dollars is about 83.cent i would expect a little higher than that

I suppose they're lucky they're not in the EURO then....

suzzi

criminal minds episode - season 4........

hondasam

Spunge wrote: »

Nah it'd be worse if it was his ma

Ya that would be pretty bad.

danniemcq wrote: »

during a rough bit of spanking him asking "who's your daddy"

Well nothing wrong with that

policarp

Come over here and sit on daddys knee and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. . .

hondasam

stimpson wrote: »

Sure it could happen to a bishop.

Only if he had a daughter who was a prostitute.

Dublin_Gunner

"get them off ya, shure you've nothing I haven't seen before..."

policarp

Daddy or Chips ?

stimpson

FatherLen wrote: »

what

Don't act all innocent, Len.

Saila

you mean......your sister :eek:

Ellis Dee

Woe is me, shame and scandal in de familee ...:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Snakeblood

I wonder did he order a cheap or expensive prostitute. I mean, if it was an expensive one, at least he'd know his daughter was doing well for herself.

cml387

This story is as old as the hills.
I call Urban Legend

Plazaman

Tiocfaidh Armani wrote: »

Titus Ncube, a married father-of-three, collapsed to the floor with shock while his daughter, 20, fled the hotel in tears.

Ha ha, you typed Tits.


But seriously, the socio-economic situation in Zimbabwe is having a devastating effect on the countrys youth where high unemployment and crime rates force young girls like Tits daughter into prostitution

veloc123

He should have ordered a glory hole then he would not have to see her face then everyone would be happy....yippeee

Ellis Dee

TheBunk1 wrote: »

Her hourly rate was probably around 750million Zimbabwean dollars.....

I suspect you'd have to add a zero or two to that for even a short time.:rolleyes::rolleyes:

John Doe1

Jeez to think they have enough problems what with living in zimbabwe:)

Dotrel

Tiocfaidh Armani wrote: »

Titus Ncube

It'd be cool if his daughter's name was Threensquare.

SoWatchaWant

How does a story like this even make it to press?
Me daughter's sellin her arse! I'm soliciting prostitution! Call the tabloids!!!
Bollox

goose2005

http://www.snopes.com/college/risque/daughter.asp

Who would report this to the press, exactly?

Stiffler2

Ye I also had that problem before as well but the difference is I followed through











True Story

Overheal

When he called her up did they not both cop on who was on the phone? Seriously

Artur Foden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNdgLIDTEv4

stimpson

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Ye I also had that problem before as well but the difference is I followed through

I'm sure your dad was proud!

veloc123

veloc123 wrote: »

He should have ordered a glory hole then he would not have to see her face then everyone would be happy....yippeee

How do you ORDER a glory hole exactly? I have an image of someone sitting in their hotel room and suddenly a drill blade comes in through the wall and starts going around in a circle....

foxyboxer

Tiocfaidh Armani wrote: »

A MAN hired a prostitute to come to his hotel room - and answered the door to his own daughter.

Titus Ncube, a married father-of-three, collapsed to the floor with shock while his daughter, 20, fled the hotel in tears.

Mr Ncube, from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said he was having marital problems and decided to rent a room in a local hotel, followed by a prostitute.

He said: "I am sorry for what I did. I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologised for my actions as I just wanted my knob slobbed. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period."

His wife Rosemary said: "If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on children, I decided to stay."

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/2011/12/01/dad-stunned-when-prostitute-he-ordered-turned-out-to-be-his-daughter-86908-23601837/

:pac:

JerryHandbag

Titus NCube. He sounds like a ****ing games console.

the purple tin

Papa!!!
Nichole!!!

Fergality

the purple tin wrote: »

Papa!!!
Nichole!!!

lulling here

stimpson

Deleted User wrote: »

How do you ORDER a glory hole exactly? I have an image of someone sitting in their hotel room and suddenly a drill blade comes in through the wall and starts going around in a circle....

Close...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=uJ6yXkQFzgI#t=14s