suck my big purple bar!

Ghandee

Can't believe Nestle thought 'My purple bar' was a good name for a chocolate bar!

How many people are gonna be embarrassed at Christmas time asking Nanny if she wants the purple bar in her mouth?

http://www.sweetretailing.co.uk/index.php/new_sweets_chocolates/view/my_purple_bar_launches_for_lovers_of_the_purple_one

Lovers of the purple one? Someone was having a laugh here!

Dotrel

Looks like something those retards on The Apprentice might come up with.

hondasam

Can't see anything with wrong with it. OP what do you be saying to your nanny?

dominiquecruz

I don't get it. What's the innuendo?

twistedsoul

My lovely horse running through the field !

Guill

Why do you ask your gran what does she want in her mouth?????

mickrock

dominiquecruz wrote: »

I don't get it. What's the innuendo?

It makes you think of rhubarb.

TheZohanS

dominiquecruz wrote: »

I don't get it. What's the innuendo?

Purple is associated worldwide with the bishops of the catholic church, so for someone to eat a purple bar means to have oral sex with a bishop.

TeddyTedson

When you put it like that it sounds funny, "Put my purple bar in your mouth gran" :eek:
You wouldn't say, "Put my twirly whirl bar in your mouth" though so....eh

Luno

Sounds like a Twirl, I like Twirls.

Ghandee

Guill wrote: »

Why do you ask your gran what does she want in her mouth?????

Because she has no arms!


Doh!

mackg

Hey Nan want the Turkish delight in your mouth? No not Melike from the kebab shop you filthy old woman.

bullets

The Purple sweet from Quality street was always my favorite followed
by the fudge and everything else was sloppy seconds.
(the worst being the green tri-angle thing and anything coffee flavored)

They released a sweet on its own super sized called the big purple which
was bloody awesome......a bit like when your favorite fruit pastels were
the red and purple ones and they finally sold bags of just reds and purples on their own.


If there's a big purple bar which is the same as eating a purple sweet
that has soft caramel goo and a bit of nit mixed in I'm all for it and game ball.

~B

SteelyDanJalapeno

Silly comparison!

Who's goes around sayin " Maaaa put my mars bar in your mouth quick"

phasers

Who, outside of a bizarre incestuous porn film, has ever said "Nanny, do you want a ________ in your mouth?"

mackg

phasers wrote: »

Who, outside of a bizarre incestuous porn film, has ever said "Nanny, do you want a ________ in your mouth?"

*makes joke about minority group*

*gets banned*

Fulton Crown

TeddyTedson wrote: »

When you put it like that it sounds funny, "Put my purple bar in your mouth gran" :eek:
You wouldn't say, "Put my twirly whirl bar in your mouth" though so....eh

Nothin too wrong with above....better than sayin "Now Gran when your'e finished that bit o ham ..part the ould cheeks till I give you a bit o purple up the rosette" !

Put a bit of a damper on the xmas nosh ..that would...

Guill

bullets wrote: »

The Purple sweet from Quality street was always my favorite followed
by the fudge and everything else was sloppy seconds.
(the worst being the green tri-angle thing and anything coffee flavored)

They released a sweet on its own super sized called the big purple which
was bloody awesome......a bit like when your favorite fruit pastels were
the red and purple ones and they finally sold bags of just reds and purples on their own.


If there's a big purple bar which is the same as eating a purple sweet
that has soft caramel goo and a bit of nit mixed in I'm all for it and game ball.

~B

Praline Triangle sweet socks! They made them big too!!:D

amacca

If I was a meat processing factory (which I'm not because I'm really a human shh)

I would enjoy myself naming the products

eg: black pudding = the big black one

white pudding = smooth white warrior

sausages = meaty love sticks