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Bigger Penis

  • 28-11-2011 9:17pm
    #1
    TedRy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3 ✭


    Ok,, So I know what ye think,, first time poster must be spam,, But I'm being serious here,, Startin to feel like a bigger penis would lead to a better sex life,, But am wondering,, Whats the best way to get it with causing self harm??
    Anybody use tablets or sucktion tubes, Anything recommended not to go near??
    I'm an open book, go for it!!


Comments

  • #2
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,694 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    How about a smaller fanny, seems like an easier thing to do.


  • #3
    TedRy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3 ✭TedRy


    Its not that! Trust me... I'm with someone for a while now and its not her, and Its not that i'm that small,, jus would love to bulk it up!!


  • #4
    Adhamh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 167 ✭✭Adhamh


    The only way to make your penis bigger is to get an erection.


  • #5
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    I have seen cream that works wonders if you rub it vigorously into your penis but the effects are short lived unfortunately.


  • #6
    sharper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,216 ✭✭✭sharper


    Buy a sports car, everyone will naturally assume you have a large penis.


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  • #7
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Didn't ya hear? small peni (my version of multiple penises; like cacti) are in fashion now


  • #8
    TedRy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3 ✭TedRy


    ha,, ok I was expecting them sorta answers,, But any serious things out there lads?


  • #9
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Just wear 10 extra safe condoms.


  • #10
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    TedRy wrote: »
    Its not that! Trust me... I'm with someone for a while now and its not her, and Its not that i'm that small,, jus would love to bulk it up!!
    Eat lots of protein and lift heavy. 6-10 reps (3)


  • #11
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Eat lots of protein and lift heavy. 6-10 reps (3)

    Do you recon he should deadlift or curl with his penis?


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  • #12
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Don't forget your stretches first and foremost.


  • #13
    Otis Driftwood
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    There is no long term,100% safe way to enhance your penis size.

    Its much easier to become a better lover through technique.


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