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Prison Thread, fascinating

  • 27-11-2011 9:17pm
    #1
    Fishooks12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,318 ✭✭✭


    Always makes for a decent read if one is bored on the web

    Am I the only one to engage in this rather vicarious practice when bored on boards?


Comments

  • #2
    somefeen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭somefeen


    I does it too


  • #3
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Not so much fun when you're the one making the thread :(


  • #4
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Prison threads are the best threads on Boards.


  • #5
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    I dunno, i get a serious horn when i see a poster i maybe had a teency enncy weency dislike for on the ban list.

    <3 the ban list :pac:


  • #6
    Fishooks12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,318 ✭✭✭Fishooks12


    themadchef wrote: »
    I dunno, i get a serious horn when i see a poster i maybe had a teency enncy weency dislike for on the ban list.

    <3 the ban list :pac:

    True that

    One in particular I always hated just closed his own account over there


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  • #7
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,201 ✭✭✭amacca


    eh what

    virtual boards.ie prison for naughty posters?

    or

    forum for former prison inmates?

    or

    forum for those in prison..its either one phonecall or post on boards?


    the possibilities are three (probably) and not endless as I first thought


    where is this prison thread? .......so I may lurk etc


  • #8
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Kiera wrote: »
    Not so much fun when you're the one making the thread :(

    Girlfriend, you brough a bitta class to prison! ;) Sittin' in there with all them hobo's! You catch any thing? Or get any decent numbers :P?


  • #9
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    what in gods name is this about?


  • #10
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    The appeals thread is pretty cool too.

    I was in there once pleading my case and a cat-mod listened to my defence, took pity on me, and reduced my sentence.

    Fair play.


  • #11
    Fishooks12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,318 ✭✭✭Fishooks12


    superstoner90 wrote: »
    what in gods name is this about?


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=335


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  • #12
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    themadchef wrote: »
    Girlfriend, you brough a bitta class to prison! ;) Sittin' in there with all them hobo's! You catch any thing? Or get any decent numbers :P?

    Nope but maybe 3rd time lucky...... :P


  • #13
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,012 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    Its horrible when you have a real cracker of a comeback and you cant reply.


  • #14
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Fishooks12 wrote: »
    True that

    One in particular I always hated just closed his own account over there

    Did you? A little bit, in your pants? :p


  • #15
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Yeah I often read the Prison forum. Its hilarious.


  • #16
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    themadchef wrote: »
    Did you? A little bit, in your pants? :p

    I think a few of us did when we saw that \o/

    No doubt he'll be back under a diff name :(


  • #17
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Lol just read one where a guy has been banned from prison.

    Banned from prison. XD


  • #18
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    Fishooks12 wrote: »
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=335

    :confused:


  • #19
    J K
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 468 ✭✭J K


    Yeah, watching the futile squirming of a banned poster.

    Like the enjoyment you get from seeing a girls hair (hair-spray) go up in flames in a nightclub.


  • #20
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    I preferred when you had to appeal an infraction or forum ban in Feedback. Made for some of the best threads.


  • #21
    Fishooks12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,318 ✭✭✭Fishooks12


    superstoner90 wrote: »
    :confused:

    It's really not that hard to figure out...


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  • #22
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    superstoner90 wrote: »
    :confused:

    You're stoned, aren't you?


  • #23
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    Fishooks12 wrote: »
    It's really not that hard to figure out...

    is it about jail?

    Aoifey! wrote: »
    You're stoned, aren't you?

    YES hahahaha


  • #24
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    superstoner90 wrote: »
    YES hahahaha

    It's okay, go watch telly and come back to this tomorrow. I recommend Clone High, you'll thank me :p


  • #25
    Darkginger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Darkginger


    Really glad I'm not the only one who reads the Prison forum :) Some of the mod replies in there make me crack up.


  • #26
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,201 ✭✭✭amacca


    yay I havent been banned yet.......that makes me a good virtual citizen or not as bad or at least luckier than those that have

    three cheers for me etc......

    I must say this is surprising but welcome turn of events, didn't even know there was a boards prison


    is there an actual either "I've been to prison" forum or an "I'm in prison" forum tho?


  • #27
    LighterGuy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    Seriously?!?
    a prison sub forum on here? :rolleyes:

    That is retarded. Think its boards.ie being up its own ass.


  • #28
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    LighterGuy wrote: »
    Seriously?!?
    a prision sub forum on here? :rolleyes:

    That is retarded. Think its boards.ie being up its own ass.

    Why? It gives people a chance to appeal their bans, and gives us a chance to laugh at them.


  • #29
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    LighterGuy wrote: »
    Seriously?!?
    a prison sub forum on here? :rolleyes:

    That is retarded. Think its boards.ie being up its own ass.

    No it's not. It's pretty entertaining.


  • #30
    JBnaglfar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 841 ✭✭✭JBnaglfar


    Darkginger wrote: »
    Some of the mod replies in there make me crack up.

    Some of the best boards posts I've read have been mod replies in prison. Shame you cannot thank them though.


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  • #31
    LighterGuy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    No it's not. It's pretty entertaining.

    well entertaining aspects a side :pac:
    It is stupid to even try to appeal a ban. No one is going to listen. All they'll do is say "now now, you said/did XYZ. Enjoy your ban!"


    Besides, a person with cop on would just re-join with another username.


  • #32
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    LighterGuy wrote: »
    well entertaining aspects a side :pac:
    It is stupid to even try to appeal a ban. No one is going to listen. All they'll do is say "now now, you said/did XYZ. Enjoy your ban!"


    Besides, a person with cop on would just re-join with another username.

    To be fair they actually do lift quite a few bans if the user apologizes and says they'll read the Terms & Conditions.


  • #33
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,201 ✭✭✭amacca


    Aoifey! wrote: »
    To be fair they actually do lift quite a few bans if the user apologizes and says they'll read the Terms & Conditions.

    sounds like the real justice system

    maybe they don't have enough server space to hold all the offenders :pac:

    I like a good harsh justice system me! none of this namby pamby leniency!


  • #34
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    This one is gas.


  • #35
    Wetai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Wetai


    This one is good too;
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056463372


  • #36
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    I love Zaph :)


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  • #37
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Tom Dunne is a hero.

    Is that the radio/Something Happens Tom Dunne by the way?


  • #38
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Edz87 wrote: »
    Tom Dunne is a hero.

    Is that the radio/Something Happens Tom Dunne by the way?
    Yes. Yes it is.


  • #39
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Can anyone find that one where the dude said he was away and that his son had posted all the porn on his account? That was one funny thread.


  • #40
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,227 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I'm only sorry that there's no thanks button, the mods don't get enough credit for the lies and insults they have to deal with over there.


    ...and the "prisoners" who are the boards equivalent of war criminals, asking why they've been banned always gets me.


  • #41
    Charity2020
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74 ✭✭Charity2020


    Aoifey! wrote: »
    Prison threads are the best threads on Boards.

    Good for a laugh, but I guess serious for the prisoners.


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  • #42
    Terri26
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 647 ✭✭✭Terri26


    Sir Gallagher wrote: »
    This one is gas.

    I am actually LOLING reading this one!


  • #43
    Biscuits16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 80 ✭✭Biscuits16


    Kiera wrote: »
    Found it :D
    Thats the same one you posted already?


  • #44
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Biscuits16 wrote: »
    Thats the same one you posted already?

    Ooops.

    Ok here's the best prison thread EVER :D


  • #45
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    What is it with you people and talking about other forums and boardsies?


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