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Acting in an Embarrassing Advertisement - How Much?

  • 27-11-2011 2:01am
    #1
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭


    How much would you have to be paid to do a constipation advertisement? Or maybe an erectile dysfunction advert? How about a V.D. or syphilis ad?

    The ad would be broadcast at peak time every night for 30 days.

    What's your price?


Comments

  • #2
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    About tree fiddy


  • #3
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    about 3 fiddy

    bah!


  • #4
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    50 yen


  • #5
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Not much.


  • #6
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Also three fiddy.


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  • #7
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Dean09 wrote: »
    About tree fiddy

    It's funny because I was going to say inb4 Tree fiddy but was too lazy. :D


  • #8
    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    I'll only do it if it's a good script. After that I'll work for scale.


  • #9
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    22 billion Reichsmarks


  • #10
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    I was that woman in the senokot ads.


  • #11
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    I was that woman in the senokot ads.

    Ah no............?


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  • #12
    Washington Irving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭Washington Irving


    €5000


  • #13
    ColeTrain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    As a wise man once said " Fukc you, pay me"


  • #14
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    :
    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Ah no............?

    Yeah twas me ya wouldnt believe the human trials.:eek::pac:


  • #15
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Erectile dysfunction? As long as i get to take home a few free samples of the product, i dont care


  • #16
    floutingmaxims
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 764 ✭✭✭floutingmaxims


    A question I have often asked myself! I don't know how much you get paid for your standard ad but im pretty sure i'd be happy out with that. Im well able to take the piss out of myself and can handle it when others do too. Think it would be rather funny :pac:


  • #17
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    €5,000, because it's an advertisement, and because that's a reasonable price to charge donchaknow


  • #18
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    ColeTrain wrote: »
    As a wise man once said " Fukc you, pay me"

    Paul Cicero.


  • #19
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Fcukit Id do it for as little as 10 squillion drachmas


  • #20
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Do we get royalties every time the ad is shown?


  • #21
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    im invisible wrote: »
    Do we get royalties every time the ad is shown?

    Yep, but only for the thirty days contract I've drawn up.

    I typed that laboriously thru my left eye cos I'm drunk so I excpect a decent repky lightryguy


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  • #22
    kavsmdf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 132 ✭✭kavsmdf


    500 bananas.

    Ah I'm only monkeying around.

    About 3 fiddy.


  • #23
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    How much would you have to be paid to do a constipation advertisement? Or maybe an erectile dysfunction advert? How about a V.D. or syphilis ad?

    The ad would be broadcast at peak time every night for 30 days.

    What's your price?

    Could I combine them into one big advertisement ?


  • #24
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Dean09 wrote: »
    About tree fiddy
    Saila wrote: »
    about 3 fiddy

    bah!
    chin_grin wrote: »
    Also three fiddy.
    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    It's funny because I was going to say inb4 Tree fiddy but was too lazy. :D

    Good to see this sh!te is losing its feel.
    Little or thanks for people


    Anyway,
    I'd do most adverts if I could see the funny side of the more embarrassing ones


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