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A young teenage girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma.

One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl.

The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk.

Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma?

The young girl was frantic.

Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously,

"What are you lining up for, dear?"

Not willing to let her Grandma in on her little secret, she told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

"Sounds lovely," said Grandma.

"I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line.

A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all the prostitutes.

When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered.

"But you're so old. How do you do it?"

Grandma replied,"Oh, it’s quite easy, sonny, I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"

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A man goes into a restaurant and is seated.

All the waitresses are gorgeous.

A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, sir?"

He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A Quickie."

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.

After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?"

Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A Quickie, please."

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers,

"Um, Pal, I think it's pronounced 'Quiche'

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