I LOVE SMOKING.

Fromthetrees

I love smoking, even my friends that smoke say 'you're such a smoker', the first smoke in the morning if it's lying down in bed or out the front of my place (depends on who's there), the smoke after a good munch when your full, so so good, the smoke after your first pint (and optional shot), getting out into the smoking room and quickly trying to find a spot to spark up, finishing a long days work and going '**** yeah', don't have to do that until at least tomorrow and celebrating the accomplishment with a 'victory fag', when I was in college, sitting through boring ass bull when all you want is a victory fag, finishing an hour or so of study and going out for a victory fag, reading stuff on the internet and going I'm getting a small bit bored, I'm having a fag, smoke is my friend, reading a book and going after this page I'm so having a fag when I finish this, calling to your gran and saying lets have a cup of tea, she breaks out the biscuits, once finished, then going out for a fag, having a stressful exchange with the 'girlfriend', **** sake, I'm having a fag, have a good old shave, ****, I want a fag, I need a dump, I'm going to have a smoke during this, that shower made me feel real refreshed, I'm having a smoke now. I LOVE SMOKING.

DarkJager

I don't know why, but I read your whole post in my head to the tune of Rebecca blacks "Friday"