The bottle in the bag jobbie....

fro9etb8j5qsl2 · 25-11-2011 1:22am #1

I'm sure everybody who was ever a student has done it at some stage. Unfortunately, I never was and so am not au-fait with the particulars of it

I know it's a total no-no in pubs but I'm heading to a music gig next week, it's being held in an outdoor venue and although there will be a bar set up on the night, it's not exclusively a licensed premesis. And I am skint and haven't had a good night out in ages.

Advice/techniques welcome....

Jesus Wept · 25-11-2011 1:24am

Shove it up your arse and waddle in, they are unlikely to check. Pretend you have a limp or a bring crutches and pretend you have a bad leg.

Enjoy.

DarkJager · 25-11-2011 1:24am

Arian Agreeable Quadriplegic wrote: »

I'm sure everybody who was ever a student has done it at some stage. Unfortunately, I never was and so am not au-fait with the particulars of it I know it's a total no-no in pubs but I'm heading to a music gig next week, it's being held in an outdoor venue and although there will be a bar set up on the night, it's not exclusively a licensed premesis. And I am skint and haven't had a good night out in ages.

Advice/techniques welcome....

Buckfast in a paper bag, that's all you will need!!

John Doe1 · 25-11-2011 1:33am

Put some papier machet around it and draw a face and say to the bouncer this is your severely deformed cousin from outta town:)

WindSock · 25-11-2011 1:34am

What about the jobbie in the bag?

and set alight

And knick knacketed on a doorstep....

massdebater · 25-11-2011 1:34am

Get locked before you head in.

wonderfulname · 25-11-2011 1:40am

Are you good looking? Are you female? Do you know a good looking female?

If you have answered yes to any of the above questions the drink goes in the good looking females handbag, if not there's no harm in trying The Rigger's method.

Senna · 25-11-2011 1:42am

Just remember they do bag checks and pat downs at some gigs, so dont be surprised if they take it off you.

Aoifey! · 25-11-2011 1:42am

Pre mix vodka in a coke bottle and bring it in.

Kylo Ren · 25-11-2011 1:43am

Arian Agreeable Quadriplegic wrote: »

I'm sure everybody who was ever a student has done it at some stage. Unfortunately, I never was and so am not au-fait with the particulars of it I know it's a total no-no in pubs but I'm heading to a music gig next week, it's being held in an outdoor venue and although there will be a bar set up on the night, it's not exclusively a licensed premesis. And I am skint and haven't had a good night out in ages.

Advice/techniques welcome....

*Looks at username*

Just walk in wearing your work clothes and stick your booze in a package saying you need to deliver it!

fro9etb8j5qsl2 · 25-11-2011 1:57am

Aoifey! wrote: »

Pre mix vodka in a coke bottle and bring it in.

Thought about this but I'm bringing mammy mrspostwoman with me. She's poorer than me but has a seemingly unlimited appetite for alcohol.... I think 6 bottles of premixed coke would give her away!!

Amirani · 25-11-2011 2:00am

Arian Agreeable Quadriplegic wrote: »

Thought about this but I'm bringing mammy mrspostwoman with me. She's poorer than me but has a seemingly unlimited appetite for alcohol.... I think 6 bottles of premixed coke would give her away!!

2 litre bottles ftw.

ASOT · 25-11-2011 2:00am

Water bottle full of sambuca

Cill Dara Abu · 25-11-2011 2:01am

Arian Agreeable Quadriplegic wrote: »

Thought about this but I'm bringing mammy mrspostwoman with me. She's poorer than me but has a seemingly unlimited appetite for alcohol.... I think 6 bottles of premixed coke would give her away!!

Your going to a gig with you're Mammy?

mickrock · 25-11-2011 2:09am

OP, are you a big-breasted woman?

If so, hide it in your bra. Likewise for your mother.

one-angry-dwarf · 25-11-2011 2:11am

buy a box of wine. remove the foil bag of booze from the box. tape it to your stomach/chest/back/whatever, leaving the handy tap easily reachable. bring a plastic cup. no will will suspect a thing. :cool:

massdebater · 25-11-2011 2:12am

mickrock wrote: »

OP, are you a big-breasted woman?

If so, hide it in your bra. Likewise for your mother.

*shudder*

Elmidena · 25-11-2011 2:13am

At Download a few years back, I bought a litre bottle of vodka in the co-op, and on the way back stuffed it horizontally across my breasts. Whatever way I put it in, it looked completely natural and couldn't be felt from a sidewards patdown

fro9etb8j5qsl2 · 25-11-2011 2:14am

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Your going to a gig with you're Mammy?

She's an awesomely cool aul lady!!

mickrock wrote: »

OP, are you a big-breasted woman?

If so, hide it in your bra. Likewise for your mother.

I am fairly well endowed but I'll let you in on a little secret.... Bra size is proportionate to breast size..... Therefore there isn't much room for maneouvre!

fro9etb8j5qsl2 · 25-11-2011 2:22am

one-angry-dwarf wrote: »

buy a box of wine. remove the foil bag of booze from the box. tape it to your stomach/chest/back/whatever, leaving the handy tap easily reachable. bring a plastic cup. no will will suspect a thing. :cool:

This is GENIUS!! Is it really possible though??? I'd love to be able to fit a straw into the foil bag and lead it straight to my mouth....

mickrock · 25-11-2011 2:35am

Arian Agreeable Quadriplegic wrote: »

I am fairly well endowed but I'll let you in on a little secret.... Bra size is proportionate to breast size..... Therefore there isn't much room for maneouvre!

Maybe you could smuggle something in between the, er, orbs.

The middle of the bra could be the point where a small bottle could be lodged.

one-angry-dwarf · 25-11-2011 2:45am

Arian Agreeable Quadriplegic wrote: »

This is GENIUS!! Is it really possible though??? I'd love to be able to fit a straw into the foil bag and lead it straight to my mouth....

Yea, I've done it at gigs before. They're just bags of liquid so quite easy to hide anywhere on your body. Also, you can refill them with whatever you like fairly easily if you don't like wine. They're perfect for festivals, AND when they're empty, blow them up and they make great pillows when it's time to sleep

The straw thing, not so sure how that would work, but I like your style!

fro9etb8j5qsl2 · 25-11-2011 2:50am

one-angry-dwarf wrote: »

Yea, I've done it at gigs before. They're just bags of liquid so quite easy to hide anywhere on your body. Also, you can refill them with whatever you like fairly easily if you don't like wine. They're perfect for festivals, AND when they're empty, blow them up and they make great pillows when it's time to sleep The straw thing, not so sure how that would work, but I like your style!

I'll make some modifications and let ye know so

25-11-2011 7:41am

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/
Beer belly - like a water bladder but in the guise of a little extra belly.
Wine rack - same concept, but more flattering as it makes your boobs huge.