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I speak no English.

  • 25-11-2011 12:10am
    #1
    Tim Bernard Lee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1 ✭


    I speak no English. Not a word. You may wonder, then, how did I compose this post?

    Well, I merely took words from an English magazine I have in my possession, jumbled them up and hoped for the best.

    If these sentences make any sense to you it really is an amazing purple monkey dishwasher.


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  • #2
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    HI Teddy


  • #3
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    U no speak americaaano


  • #4
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Tim Bernard Lee wrote: »
    I speak no English. Not a word. You may wonder, then, how did I compose this post?

    Well, I merely took words from an English magazine I have in my possession, jumbled them up and hoped for the best.

    If these sentences make any sense to you it really is an amazing purple monkey dishwasher.

    very cliche and forced. Get out! Storm would kick your ass. And probably will.

    Sam? What wine should i rob from tesco? Or should i even get wine. It's my 4 year anniversary tomorrow and need to impress. 6 cans of dutch?


  • #5
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Christian%20Moreau%20-%20Chablis.JPG


  • #6
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Damn you I don't speak Polish!


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  • #7
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Neither do French people


  • #8
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    If it's not Dutch you're paying too much.

    Fago, darling, whos ass do you need me to kick. Xoxox


  • #9
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    If it's not Dutch you're paying too much.

    Fago, darling, whos ass do you need me to kick. Xoxox

    Op. He hurt'd my feelings. Xxx


  • #10
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    That was not me Sam!!
    I wont ever make another account.
    I've been banned from AH for 6 months and haven't even tried (well except once) to post under an alt account. This is and will always be my only account. I'll never close it not matter how many pms people keep sending me hating on me. I'm gangster ******.


  • #11
    Wowreally?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 63 ✭✭Wowreally?


    Tim Bernard Lee wrote: »
    I speak no English. Not a word. You may wonder, then, how did I compose this post?

    Well, I merely took words from an English magazine I have in my possession, jumbled them up and hoped for the best.

    If these sentences make any sense to you it really is an amazing purple monkey dishwasher.

    I could call you every name in the book and you wouldn't understand? :P

    (jokes)


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  • #12
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Getting banned from AH is a mammoth accomplish Teddy. You should be proud.


  • #13
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    That was not me Sam!!
    I wont ever make another account.
    I've been banned from AH for 6 months and haven't even tried (well except once) to post under an alt account. This is and will always be my only account. I'll never close it not matter how many pms people keep sending me hating on me. I'm gangster ******.
    FYI - it's gangsta, less you b frontin white boi


  • #14
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Ok you got me! Don't shoot!! Don't shoot!!


  • #15
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    huh?


  • #16
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    ItsThatManAgain wrote: »
    Getting banned from AH is a mammoth accomplish Teddy. You should be proud.

    I've been banned like 6 times. I deserve a medal. Someone give me a medal.


  • #17
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Currently banned again, from AH. Is this a who was banned most competition??


  • #18
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    I've 5 AH bans for something called trawling?:confused:

    Not sure either but apparently it's a method of fishing that involves pulling
    a fishing net through the water behind one or more boats...


  • #19
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    Currently banned again, from AH. Is this a who was banned most competition??

    i win


  • #20
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Fago!! Are you more of a troublemaker than storm?!


  • #21
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    Fago!! Are you more of a troublemaker than storm?!

    Currently Storm is winning the trouble maker race because I changed. i'm all sweet and innocent now.

    shybear.gif


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