Sitting on the Throne

Payton

You know when you have those 5 minutes on the throne, what do you be thinking about?

phasers

I usually post on Boards.



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Sparks43

Nothing thats the whole point:p

sgb

It's the only time I read the Evening Herald

chin_grin

What retarded face I'm making while birthing one out.

Degag

on the verge wrote: »

You know when you have those 5 minutes on the throne, what do you be thinking about?

Usually betting against myself on how many flushes/wipes it will take....

FatherLen

i look at funny pictures on my phone

coonecb1

sgb wrote: »

It's the only time I read the Evening Herald

Before using it as toilet paper I presume?

chin_grin

FatherLen wrote: »

i look at funny pictures porn on my phone

FYP.

Captain Chaos

on the verge wrote: »

You know when you have those 5 minutes on the throne,

5 minutes......nothing takes 5 minutes. A good half hour at least. If your going to something right take your time and relax.

Trying to stand up with two dead legs is the hard part.

Hootanany

Nothing im eating my ham sangwich

sgb

coonecb1 wrote: »

Before using it as toilet paper I presume?

No I can afford Andrex

Poor Uncle Tom

pray that there's enough air in the tanks....

kfallon

"How will I squeeze that out"

or else

"Damn you taco fries, how can something so right be so wrong!"

Latchy

Who left the cap off the toothpaste again ?

Osgoodisgood

on the verge wrote: »

You know when you have those 5 minutes on the throne, what do are you be thinking about?

English as a first language?

Ally Dick

I use Twitter when I'm on the sh!tter

YouTookMyName

Do i have enough time for a ****.

TheZohanS

The Cosby Kids.

Super-Rush

Sh1t thread is sh1t.

Nobody wants to know.