Food Poisoning

amandaf675

Well, i work in a chipper and have been accused of giving someone food poisoning!
Woke up this mornin with a very nasty text off this person saying i will be recieving the doctors bill!
I Am nealy 100% shur i did not give him food poisoning because i had something that was cooked for the same time and im fine!
i Wouldnt be responsible for doctors bills surely?

El Weirdo

I'm pretty sure that you'll be doing time in Mountjoy for this.

hondasam

This person would have to go to hospital and have tests done to see if they have food poisoning and how they got it.
If it was from the chipper then you are probably responsible.

bicardi19

yep this comes under attempted murder.

chin_grin

Well aren't you the friendly towns chippy having numbers of all your customers!

Just send him the names and numbers of all the people you served that evening and see if any of them ordered the same food and got food poisoning. Surely you could use this as your defence in court.

El Weirdo

Also, why do you give your mobile number to people that you try to kill?

Rookie mistake.

amandaf675

would the owner of the place not be responsible though?

Sunnyisland

amandaf675 wrote: »

Well, i work in a chipper and have been accused of giving someone food poisoning!
Woke up this mornin with a very nasty text off this person saying i will be recieving the doctors bill!
I Am nealy 100% shur i did not give him food poisoning because i had something that was cooked for the same time and im fine!
i Wouldnt be responsible for doctors bills surely?

They are probaly going to batter you









I know i am going.

arybvtcw0eolkf

This thread was just made for Flutter.. But :mad:

amandaf675

chin_grin wrote: »

Well aren't you the friendly towns chippy having numbers of all your customers!

its a very small local chipper so everyone knows me

danniemcq

tell him to prove it, it could be a 24 hour bug he has, too many pints after or maybe a bad pint. There are to many variables.

proof or you won't pay

kfallon

Tell them you will need proof of their 'Rusty Water' before ye can proceed with any investigations!

Guy:Incognito

amandaf675 wrote: »

would the owner of the plaice not be responsible though?

True

Degsy

Maybe this person has a chip on thier shoulder..they could be codding you.

chin_grin

For the love of cod, what is this world coming to!?

You could be done for a-salt and batter-y.

Ugh.

Degsy

Tell him you've haddock nuff of whiting for his reply..let him mullet over. Maybe he'll get his skates on because its shrimply not good enough.

This sounds like salmon who's been lying trout the conversation..

Sofiztikated

All puns aside, accept no liability until a fecal test has been done, keep a sample of what he purchased, for an independant test. Food poisoning generally takes 6 hours to develop.

Until then, he can burger off.

ScumLord

Never mind OP, you'll get him next time. No one ever said murder was easy.

foxyboxer

Couldn't give a sh1t.

Unlike your accuser.

Degsy

He's a long ray from being able to prove it was you OP.

amandaf675

Sofiztikated wrote: »

All puns aside, accept no liability until a fecal test has been done, keep a sample of what he purchased, for an independant test. Food poisoning generally takes 6 hours to develop.

Until then, he can burger off.

All he got was 2 battered sausages and a chip!

danniemcq

amandaf675 wrote: »

All he got was 2 battered sausages and a chip!

does he not like chips that much?

very odd meal

the groutch

It's up to him to prove that it was your food which caused it.
Any liability would be with the owner, not you.
And if the texts continue, don't be afraid to contact the Gardai.

jonnyfingers

I think it's only fair that all of us here in After Hours get some free samples of your chips and battered sausages so we can perform a proper analysis of the situation.

kylith

The burden of proof is on him. Tell him to get tests done on his poo or GTFO.

CardBordWindow

An out of court settlement of a free snack box would sort this thing out!

MagicSean

I drank 14 pints last night and was sick this morning. Must have been that burger i got.

Teyla Emmagan

I don't think you can get food poisoning from anything deep fried. Unless it was completely laden with disease beforehand.

Also, who goes to a doctor with food poisoning?!

aujopimur

Sofiztikated wrote: »

All puns aside, accept no liability until a fecal test has been done, keep a sample of what he purchased, for an independant test. Food poisoning generally takes 6 hours to develop.

Until then, he can burger off.

Food poisoning can take up to 7 days to develop, it has been known to take longer in some cases.

Siuin

Ooh didn't realise it was possible to sue the chef if you get food poisoning

There are Chinese and Indians all OVER the place who owe me :mad:

jonnyfingers

It's only real food poisoning if you have to shit in the toilet and puke in the sink at the same time.

kfallon

jonnyfingers wrote: »

It's only real food poisoning if you have to shit in the toilet and puke in the sink at the same time.

Real food poisoning is puking in the toilet while shitting in the sink :pac:

Immaculate Pasta

My advice OP would just be to hide under a pile of coats and hope that somehow everything will work out :cool:

jonnyfingers

kfallon wrote: »

Real food poisoning is puking in the toilet while shitting in the sink :pac:

Touché!

ejmaztec

El Weirdo wrote: »

I'm pretty sure that you'll be doing time in Mountjoy for this.

I hope the cons aren't allowed to work in the kitchens.

Son Of A Vidic

El Weirdo wrote: »

Also, why do you give your mobile number to people that you try to kill?

Rookie mistake.

Indeed, Altair would not be impressed.

John Doe1

This is pretty much your life over, this is the only instance in irish law where the electric chair can be used

xzanti

kfallon wrote: »

Real food poisoning is puking in the toilet while shitting in the sink :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrb7_XIIbhI

:pac:

biko

That's why you should keep the poison on a different shelf than the salt and vinegar.

UglyBolloxFace

amandaf675 wrote: »

Well, i work in a chipper and have been accused of giving someone food poisoning!
Woke up this mornin with a very nasty text off this person saying i will be recieving the doctors bill!
I Am nealy 100% shur i did not give him food poisoning because i had something that was cooked for the same time and im fine!
i Wouldnt be responsible for doctors bills surely?

"Salt and vinegar?"
"Oh yes please"
"There ye go, that'll be €2.20..oh and take my number aswell just incase ye need it"

.....

Randy Anders

There's a nasty vomiting bug going around at the mo, loads of people are sick with it so he'll find it hard to prove it was your chipper that made him ill

Also, there is almost no situation in life that doesn't offer an op-perch-tuna-ty for a good fish pun, so there you are!

AnonoBoy

If it was real food poisoning they'd be more worried about the dry-cleaning and carpet-cleaning bills than the doctor's bill.

mattjack

amandaf675 wrote: »

its a very small local chipper so everyone knows me

how small...?

Naomi00

Well if someone accuses a restaurant or hotel etc of food poisoning it has to be investigated by the Food Safety Authority I think.

So if it was investigated and found out that the OP didn't cause the food poisoning then you won't have to pay for anything.

Latchy

Sounds to me like this person has not so much a chip on his shoulder but a sack of potatoes .