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Winter Ice Cream Van?

  • 14-11-2011 8:47pm
    #1
    Dotsie~tmp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,428 ✭✭✭


    Its a quarter to 9, mid November in Finglas and theres a fúckin ice cream van outside with his music on. And he's been doing it for fúcking years. Who's buying ice cream right now, seriously its cold and nobodys about. Maybe its the heroin van or something.


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  • #2
    AnamGlas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 593 ✭✭✭AnamGlas


    Because ice cream is sexy at any time of the year?


  • #3
    Shelli2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 928 ✭✭✭Shelli2


    Defo drug dealin.....and for sprinkles and god knows what you'd get!


  • #4
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Oh i'd love a screw-ball right now!


  • #5
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Drugs. Drugs with sprinkles and a flake.


  • #6
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    I'd love a coke float.


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  • #7
    RubyRoss
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭RubyRoss


    There was an ice-cream van doing the rounds of Whitehall about an hour ago - it's dark and cold, who the hell is buying ice-cream?

    It would be a good time to buy drugs however but I'd be afraid to ask.


  • #8
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Our local ice cream man was found dead in his van a few Weeks back:mad:


    He was apparently found in the van covered with strawberry sauce and sprinkles and had a flake sticking out of his ear.







    The Gards reckon he topped himself. :pac:


  • #9
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    1. My ice cream man sells weed

    2. Scientifically speaking it's better to eat ice cream in Winter, it doesn't melt as fast and it raises your internal body temperature so actually makes you warmer.


  • #10
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Had a winter ice-cream van around here last year or the year before, I could swear he was out there in the snow one time.
    No sign of the jingly jangly bastard this year thankfully.


  • #11
    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    phasers wrote: »
    it raises your internal body temperature so actually makes you warmer.

    citation needed


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  • #12
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Jaysus I'd love a boat now, fruit cocktail, ice cream and raspberry syrup, nom nom


  • #13
    Captain Limerick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭Captain Limerick


    In Finglas things are not as they seem
    These vans are all part of a scheme.
    Its drugs they be selling,
    so don't go over yelling,
    that you want to buy an ice cream.


  • #14
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Mike 1972 wrote: »
    citation needed
    I swear, my Leaving Cert Biology teacher told me that.


  • #15
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Its drugs, Joe. Selling them to kids in icecream cones, thats what they're at now Joe.


  • #16
    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    phasers wrote: »
    I swear, my Leaving Cert Biology teacher told me that.

    Fair enough.

    Thats good enough for me
    Mike 1972 wrote: »
    citation needed

    There ya go !


  • #17
    aujopimur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,953 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    I'd love a 99 with a 69.


  • #18
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    These days I find it unusual to see/hear them when it's not horrible out...

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #19
    saa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    I want a bitta da green sauce and deh red sauce cos I'm a cheeky fúcker.

    Saw one going around my area a few weeks ago although I always miss him,
    when I was a kid I never had the money to get an ice cream cone,
    now I have the money but I live in an apartment so ya know, well I'm just not ársed.


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