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Amusing replies to chuggers

  • 14-11-2011 11:31am
    #1
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭


    Sorry I have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

    No thanks I've already eaten.


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  • #2
    summerskin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭summerskin


    Best one said to me when I chugged in london years ago was..

    "No thanks, I'm holding a hamster."

    Shut me up completely.


  • #3
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    best thing to do is when they are over friendly with their 'Heeeyyyy man' just shout 'Oh my god its you', give them a really big hug telling them how much you missed them, steal their wallet while theyre distracted, then say 'oh sorry I thought you were someone i knew' and leave


  • #4
    marcbrophy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,583 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    Jewish??!!??

    No no no, I'm not Jewish!!!


  • #5
    Fishooks12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,318 ✭✭✭Fishooks12


    wtf is a chugger?


  • #6
    bigneacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭bigneacy


    Charity Mugger


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  • #7
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    I usually say, "Sorry, I don't speak English!"


  • #8
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I make it really obvious that I'm trying to make an excuse and that I don't want to talk to them.

    hey sir could i have just a minu...

    sorry I'm on my way to... eh... I have to... eh... NOOO!


  • #9
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Fuck off out of my way, you cunt.


  • #10
    johnmacward
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 274 ✭✭johnmacward


    I say "Sorry, I'm actually callous".


  • #11
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Just tell them you already have what ever they are selling.

    "Would you like to donate 2 euros a month to Concern?

    "No thanks, I already do. Bye!"


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  • #12
    mathie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭mathie


    summerskin wrote: »
    Best one said to me when I chugged in london years ago was..

    "No thanks, I'm holding a hamster."

    Shut me up completely.

    Lemmywinks-style.


  • #13
    Duke Leonal Felmet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭Duke Leonal Felmet


    I don't even acknowledge them.


  • #14
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    stovelid wrote: »
    Fuck off out of my way, you cunt.

    I use that one quite a lot too


  • #15
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    We've had our fair share of chugger related threads for a while.


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