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The awkward moment....

  • 13-11-2011 3:53am
    #1
    bluto63
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭


    When you fart on the bus on the way home just before a load of people get on and a ring is formed around you.


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  • #2
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,321 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Facebook is that way

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  • #3
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Just don't hurt any children please


  • #4
    Turpentine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 702 ✭✭✭Turpentine


    bluto63 wrote: »
    When you fart on the bus on the way home just before a load of people get on and a ring is formed around you.

    Not as bad as a Guinness fart in the queue of a centrally heated bookshop on Christmas Eve where you can't/won't leave because you've already been queueing for twenty minutes.


  • #5
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,733 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    I done worse I once farted in a Mausoleum, an airtight burial place LOL.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • #6
    YoGabbaGabba
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭YoGabbaGabba


    When you take a crap in someone elses house and then realise theres no bog roll in the bathroom......


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  • #7
    a-k-47
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭a-k-47


    nice first post


  • #8
    calabi yau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 245 ✭✭calabi yau


    a-k-47 wrote: »
    nice first post

    -1


  • #9
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    YoGabbaGabba wrote: »
    When you take a crap in someone elses house and then realise theres no bog roll in the bathroom......

    it's not that awkward texting for bog roll from the bathroom.. And you can read the news on your phone while u wait.


  • #10
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    When you do a silent but deadly fart at work and then your boss comes over to your desk for a word.


  • #11
    Turpentine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 702 ✭✭✭Turpentine


    some random drunk wrote: »
    When you do a silent but deadly fart at work and then your boss comes over to your desk for a word.

    In fairness, that's probably the best way to avoid any future unsolicited tete a tete with your boss.


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  • #12
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Let a Rasper (Guiness, steak, chilli, shrooms) while in my office the other day. About 2 seconds later the plant manager walks in. I'm sitting there thanking god that there is no smell. But then i get a faint whiff as the PM starts into a long conversasion. The smell builds and i know at ths stage he must be getting it. The stench reaches epic proportions as the conversation ends. I dont remember a thing he said. I know he got the nostrel hair burnt from his head, he said nothing - the shame.


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