Jason and Francis go to the shop.

ballsacky

Jason Spends 4 euro. How much does Andrew spend?

AhSureTisGrand

Andrew's spending is inversely, exponentially proportional to the set A — "contributing factors", such that A contains: the length of time it takes to get a goddamn sandwich around here, the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt, the date of Andrew's next birthday on the Mayan calendar, and the length of the nearest she-wolf's male appendage (when flaccid, of course).

L.Jenkins

When you multiply all of that out and divide by factorial n, you can deduce that Andrew was too lasy to walk to the shop. A simple fourier transform of the resulting factorial shows that he was playing black ops while jason was purchasing the necessities.

ballsacky

You're thinking too little about it.

hondasam

a penny

L.Jenkins

Andrew never went to the shop. Francis might have, but I'm just not sure. The mathematical evidence just doesn't add up yet.

ballsacky

Andrew purchased 1 mint Cornetto and one bag of O'Donnells cheese and onion crisps.

Storminateacup

But Andrew could have already been in the shop

AhSureTisGrand

Storminateacup wrote: »

But Andrew could have already been in the shop

Not according to our models

L.Jenkins

Have you applied string theory to you model?

Sarky

Have you corrected your probability distributions to account for the small sample size? Otherwise any inferences are likely to be wildly inaccurate with a huge confidence interval, which defeats the purpose of the whole exercise in the first place.

I'd have Jason and Francis go to the shop another thousand times. We need more data.

chucken1

Here ya go

AhSureTisGrand

ItsThatManAgain wrote: »

Have you applied string theory to you model?

We are still applying lip gloss and mascara. After that we apply string theory

L.Jenkins

Don't forget concealler and a good foundation.

chucken1

Like this you mean???

L.Jenkins

Yeah, just like that.

Storminateacup

Is it frances with an e or an I

Logfire

What did he buy?
What shop?